(lethally)
Batman's trained to kill non-lethally.
He didn't kill, he just brought down a helicopter, it's not his fault if people die in the crash
Where Texas-city Judges forgot their helmets.
>"ArMOOgeddon”, written by co-creators Waco O'Guin and Roger Black, takes place in the distant future. We join Steve Williams, the only Brickleberry park ranger who managed to escape death at the hands of the Alien Cow Invasion. Future Steve, as he now calls himself, was captured, but escaped and has joined forces with a small group of human rebels in an underground hidden base. With the help of Dr. Kuzniak, Future Steve must travel back in time to the year 2015 and kill head ranger Woody Johnson, whose actions led to the Invasion and the destruction of all humanity.
The first 5 pages have been made available as a preview by Comic Book Resources. Will post the first 4 and link the last one because the last one features Steve's uncensored dick.
>>84631052
Remember to bump for storytime if released on the win-o
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>>84631087
>>84630668
Runkachunk.
I'm glad Lyle and Cory can admit that their cartoon was starting shit they didn't have to. I still find it hilarious though.
>>84630668
And also I have a penis.
So did Rina-chan ever fulfill her dream of becoming a "professional" voice actor?
Describe your life in one /co/ related image
>>84630540
>>84630606
#wow #whoa
Anons, I have a dream. A dream that all the little black /co/mrades and all the little white /co/mrades and all the little /co/mrades inbetween would read the entire 2 years of Rebirth together. In storytimes. From Action Comics to Wonder Woman to everything in between. Let us continue on this journey/.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApiL5M5sbcY&sns=em
>>84630376
>Be filmed in America
>Girl isn't filled with lead by all the customers as soon as they deem her a threat
Fake as shit
>>84630697
Is it America? I got Dutch vibes
>>84630697
It's a coffee shop in New York, not a waffle house in Texas.
Why does nobody in this show ever question the fact that there are aliens living among them?
And I don't mean the main human characters. Random people see the gems and think nothing of it.
>>84630420
'no'
They go over it 7000 years ago when rock aliens colonized the Earth and fought a genocidal civil war.
by random you mean the townfolk? they already know.
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http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/
Tom still struggling ever so slightly with the art of the profile...
>exposition, the webcomic
thanks doc
If kryptonite is lethal to kryptonians then why isn't it super lethal to humans?
>>84629757
Different body composition. It's like how radium isn't lethal to Superman.
AUGHHHHH A LAZER BEAM/LIGHTNING BOLT!!1
>>84629757
Well Luthor did get super cancer from carrying one around him all the time.
>>84620314
This got me thinking.
The new 52 constantine series did not exactly go over well.
Question is just how much of it are they going to retcon (or maybe a better question would be what aren't they ditching.)
give me a tl;dr of the new series
It was cancelled for being gay or something right?
The preview for Rebirth looked shitty too
John is used so much for never being used well
They gave John Sam Winchester origin, from the series Supernatural, in this comics, which was kinda funny in a sad way.
>>84629729
John should be in the Winchester-verse for lewd reasons
I bought a 4chan pass on a whim so now I feel kinda obligated to do a story time.
So here's East of West. I love this shit.
ITT: The most hateable characters
>inb4 Peggy Hill
Peggy did nothing wrong.
>>84629037
Mickey pls
Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats go to the dump.
>>84628357
Well, that's cute
>>84628357
So, wait, the CREATORS actually did the catallic cats?.
Or is this fan made?
Because JEEEESUUS that cleo is HIIIIIIIDEOUS!
That's cool as fuck wait where the fuck is Wordsworth
Which company does them better?
For reference, I would include the following as "line-wide events" of the 21st century. Obviously this can be argued.
Marvel:
2005- House of M
2006-07- Civil War
2008- Secret Invasion
2010- Siege
2011- Fear Itself
2012- Avengers vs. X-Men
2013- Infinity
2014- Original Sin
2014- AXIS
2015- Secret Wars
2016- Civil War II
DC:
2004- Identity Crisis
2005- Infinite Crisis
2007- Final Crisis
2008- Blackest Night
2011- Flashpoint
2013-14- Forever Evil
>>84628163
You forgot Convergence for 2015
And including that, I'd consider two DC events to be shit, the rest either mediocre or okay.
I hate just about every marvel event listed.
>>84628209
>I'd consider two DC events to be shit
Which two? Final Crisis and Flashpoint?
>>84628163
I'm an old fart Marvel fan but honestly DC has had better events with the ones listed.