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>>84803669
Literally who

>>84803669
It's a shame Valeria isn't around, I'd love to see them spar.
I guess we just need to sit back and watch Cho freak the fuck out instead.

I thought Yondou ran the Ravagers.

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>Star-Lord (Chris Pratt) and Gamora (Zoe Saldana) are standing atop an alien-looking skyscrapper, waiting for an extradimensional beast they've been hired to kill. Star-Lord notes it's weird seeing Gamora with a gun, as she usually prefers swords, but she chastises him for thinking she'd take on a monster with only a sword. As they begin to bicker, a montage follows, to Fleetwood Mac's "Break the Chain".

>Star Lord suiting up for battle.

>Drax (Dave Bautista) stranded on an alien landscape, saying "screw spaceships" under his breath as he's left behind.

>Gamora taking on the extradimensional beast with her sword after her gun is destroyed.

>Rocket firing at all sides, with Baby Groot on his shoulder.

>Drax punching organic-looking walls.

>The team meeting their newest member, Mantis (Pom Kleitmantieff).

>The team meeting their newest employer, Ayesha (Elizabeth Debicki), one of the Ancients. Rocket introduces himself, saying that Star-Lord had told him the Ancients were a bunch of "conceited jackasses", but he thinks they're cool. Star-Lord shuts him up and refers to him as a raccoon, which Rocket takes offense to. As they bicket, Star-Lord settles for calling him a "trash panda".

>Finally, as the team stands on the same alien landscape from earlier, an technological egg-like ship appears, from which comes Ego (Kurt Russell), the human manifestation of the living planet they're in. He introduces himself as Peter's father, to the team's surprise, and talks of how, out of loneliness, he made a human form for himself, so he could visit Earth and where he fell in love with Peter's mother Meredith. When asked by Drax if his human form is anatomically correct, Ego confirms "Yes, Drax. I do have a penis. And it's a pretty good one, too".

>>84803497
They mutinied after he let Quill get away with the orb

Every single fucking one of them is a complete piece of shit for no other reason than to appeal to the normies, teenagers and stoners who still think shock humor is funny. When will Seth finally put this show out of it's misery?

>>84803255
Episodes that centre around Mayor West or Carter tend to be good even in the shit seasons so them i guess

>>84803255

Like: Meg
Dislike: Everyone else, especially Quagmire

>>84802959
He had to do it because of After Earf.

>>84802959
Will is at least a decent actor. Not that concerned about him in the movie.

>>84802959
>immediately thought the letters around his neck were AW SHIT HOL' UP

Bendis happened.

Well we need footage and shit to get hooked again.

>>84802323
/tv/ didn't like it

Terrible post, OP continues to be a huge faggot.

It's a title. You understand a lot about him (from the perspective of the Earthlings) when he says "General Zod"

>still shitposting about MoS in 2016
3/10

>>84802036
>still shitposting about MoS in 2016
Yeah because the more I watch it, the more I realize how shit really is

>>84802115
>the more I watch it

Why are you still watching it? At most it should take only 2 viewings of a movie to know how you feel about it. This movie is 3 years old, let it go anon.

I can't believe I ever disliked the CW one

>>84801866
>vintage feel that I don’t think has been done in any other version of the character.

You mean brown faux leather?

>>84801866
>CW won.


The shit taste os CWfags is incredible.

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Baitmen have gotten to the point where they want to incite console wars between fans of the same company

Me Beer

The Beer From Family Guy

>>84802222
Patriot.

>>84801687
Uh.. Ice Age movies never do good domestically, they always make a shit ton of money from spics.

Doesn't Ice Age movies make more money in Internationals Theatres?

>>84801734
I'll never understand why my old Spanish teacher had such an obsession for the first movie.

>>84801453
Movie and ey never had a big female character.


Oddly enough it's Female Thor And wolverine selling the most.

>>84801453
>What happened five years ago that made Marvel want to push Carol?
They realised that all their major female characters were either (a) closely tied to teams, (b) licenced to other studios or (c) both.

>>84801453
All of Marvel's books have that many relaunches by now lol. Captain America especially I think.

>>84801062
>worst version
>not Alejandra

You fucked up Anon, it could be much worse.

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>>84801163

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It's true OP, Robbie was
>different enough to be worth a change
>Interesting in his own way
>didn't try to replace the original
All the things a legacy character needs. unlike, say, Ghost Rider+tits

>So Unwoke That It’s Woke AF

What does that mean.

>>84801004
The fuck is an unwoke movie? The fuck is a woke movie? How can you be so unwoke you're woke?

>woke
>unwoke
>af

what do niggers mean by this baboon speak?

>shitty person has shitty taste in porn
Makes sense.

I didn't get this episode at all. Didn't Sadie basically hold him (and Steven) hostage trying to fuck him. And now he likes her? What kind of weird shit is this show trying to teach?

>>84801381
It's only okay when men are the victims.

That's usually the case with South Park.

>>84801302
Sometimes they do it before the real one.
See: Cartman enters the special Olympics (2004) and The Ringer (2005).

Is that from 200/201?

>>84800519
You came to have sex with an underage boy?

>>84800881
Oh no I came looking for no little boys
I got no milk no cookies nothing
I came looking for MAN's butt