CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
>>85585229
What a garbage roster
Space Ghost, because literally every other character on the roster is shit. Also I'm old and don't recognize most of them.
>>85585229
Tad Ghostal and Mojojojo
Why the fuck do superheroes keep their secret identity secret from ones they trust? It makes sense to not tell an acquaintance or a good friend that you can't trust with a big secret like that, but how come they don't tell people they completely, 100% trust? And then they play that "I as trying to protect you" bullshit. Protect from what?
Superman has his parents and wife
Batman has Alfred and his sideckicks.
To some degree, all who have a secret id share it with people they trust. Who are you referring to?
>>85585186
>someone spills the beans somehow
>hero's family is dead from vengeful enemies
Its not a hard concept, but its dumb when everyone but the character's mom knows
>>85585186
Pretty much this>>85585275
http://www.cosmicbooknews.com/content/no-marvel-marvel-movie-tv-crossover-because-marvel-creative-committee
I know this is probably old news but I just heard about it.
So the TV superheroes on future Avengers movies never now.. It had great potential to bring both mediums together.
>>85585121
Eh. That's fine.
just wait til Ike dies
>>85585121
Pulling them in would involve a lot of finangling so I can see why they would. Feel bad for Charlie Cox though.
Is there gonna be porn of the monkey?
>>85585062
Nigga do you know what rule 34 means?
>>85585062
OBVIOUSLY!
>>85585062
I don't know, she's pretty ugly.
The episode's on Adult Swim, /co/. Anybody want to watch it with me?
>>85584732
>est
sure what's your address?
DUST OLD BONES
Miss me yet?
>>85584672
Nope. MCU Spidey is best Spidey. Go back to your failed rebooted Sonyverse.
>>85584692
>MCU Spidey is best Spidey.
Raimi exists.
>>85584692
enjoy your monkey MJ
All right, which one of you asked this one to him?
>>85584296
>ask me anything!
>except that
wew
>>85584296
he's got a point there
>>85584296
> get metaphorical question
> answer literally
WEW talk about autism lads
Why are protagonists so hard to write for? Why are they often times the most boring character in the cast? Is it because they're often times a "goody-goody" character and that's boring?
Can you name heroes who are the best character in their own story?
>>85583917
>Can you name heroes who are the best character in their own story?Steven Universe
>>85583956
>Steven more interesting than any of the Gems.
Nah.
>>85583917
>can you name heroes who are the best character in their own story?
Pic related.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjnxJitjszOAhUESiYKHS9ODLMQFggeMAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fsmhwtfnews.com%2Farthur-creator-says-black-people-ruin-everything%2F&usg=AFQjCNEe5b5thiTEZeQToUQMAvufkX_t1A&sig2=YXmBepEtSmZfMzqt-91ecQ
http://smhwtfnews.com/arthur-creator-says-black-people-ruin-everything/
>>85583700
This is the critic featured in the DVD cover of every Wayans Family production
Wat
Well if you think about it...
>>85583416
Literally did nothing wrong.
He's here to hel--AAAAAIIIIIIERRRRRRRAAAIIIII AAAAAAAEEEEIIII
Are brit writers worst than USA when it comes to the "We are better than everyone else" trope?
The British superiority complex was charming until they became Muslims.
>>85583372
Examples?
>>85583470
Almost every not DC/MARVEL print?
Hey, /co/! Let's all wish Bendis a very happy birthday!
>>85582982
Hope this is the last one Benis :DDDD
fuck you bendis
>>85582982
It's Bendis' birthday?
"No plan survives contact with the enemy" - junior modifies his original plan a few times in the movie
motivation: Lex sees himself as the prometheus -he steals the gods fire (kryptonian technology) for the benefit of mankind, he stands against the god (superman) because he's not human and doesnt have humans best interest as his priority
juniors basic plan: discredit superman in the eyes of both the public and the goverment to have lexcorps kryptonite weapons program greenlit and kill superman
the execution:
1: the incident in Africa:
a) tip the warlord that jimmy is a spy to put lois in danger
b) have KGBeast burn the bodies
c) have the african lady lie in front of the senate
- all of this will make it seem like superman intervened on a CIA operation , fucked it up and burned some people with his laser eyes - this will push the public opinion against superman and make it easier to persuade the goverment to buy the kryptonite weapons
2:
a) get the kryptonite to the us with the gov. help
b) get acces to the body of zod to test the kryptonite
c) get acces to his space ship to get some of that sweet alien tech
3:
a) if step 2a) fails - do it illegaly
b) if 2b) and 2c) = succes - search for another way to kill superman in the kryptonian ships database
4:
if step 3a) fails because of batman
a) try to use batman to do the dirty work for you by sending him masseges
b) discredit batman in supermans eyes by killing people he branded
5: if superman decides to stand in front of the senate to say what really hapened blow the senate up:
a) if 2a) failed - with the senator who knew too much
b) if step 3a) fails because of batman - with the guy who has a personal conection to batman
6:
a)if 4b) = true - kidnap martha and lois to make sure superman figths batman
b)if 3b) = succes - build a biological weapon using your DNA to control it
7:if everything fails use the insanity defence
I appreciate the effort you put into making this
Let me just say something
Lex Luthors plan in the theatrical cut is different from his plan in the ultimate cut
I believe if the ultimate cut was NOT released then we might coule have reached a point where BvS and yes Lex Luthor would be more appreciated. But now BvS will always be a joke
You can see evidence of this on these very boards. Remember the kino spammers? All of that shit died as soon as the Ultimate Cut came.
>>85583315
wut
the theatrical cut still exists
>tfw finally stopped trusting other people's taste
Snyder is a prime Jackson level demi god.
>>85582486
Anon, i'm glad you learned to trust your own shitty taste
>>85582486
lotr is vastly overrated, and man of steel was terrible. bvs suicide squad were ok though. you know you dont have to like everything a director makes right? you can like some and not the others
Lets play a game /co/. Post a comic book cover from the year you came to /co/.
>>85581761
>the year you came to /co/.
I come here every year
What do you mean by that
Just recently got into comics. Loved Loeb's Long Halloween and Dark Victory. Currently reading Scott Snyder's new 52 Batman and enjoying it.
Others that I'm interested in and have only scratched the surface are Immortal Iron Fist and Hellblazer.
If anyone has some suggestions for good reads, I'm all ears.