Would you be willing to raise a kryptonian baby, if one crashed landed in your yard?
>>85657491
Would I be allowed to fuck it?
I can't even raise myself.
>>85657491
Yeah and we'd rule the universe.
How does it feel MJfags?
Not impressed so I just won't see itat the theater
>>85657322
This literally hasn't been confirmed and its something that could easily change.
>>85657322
How the fuck can she make such an ugly face. She looks likes an inbred hillbilly
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>Hi I'm the Gunwitch and I'm mildly perturbed about the events occurring around me.
>>85657181
Juggsy looks like he's been having fun.
>>85657181
I like that one lady whos about to punch a crate
Why doesn't Batwoman just rape Harley Quinn?
>>85657094
I really do miss the mouthless mask fetish costume.
>>85657280
That's Batgirl.
Different person, this one's a psychotic lesbian ex-soldier. Her ex-cop ex-girlfriend is far more interesting
Batwoman should really interact with more bi characters like ivy catwoman and harley quinn
Pitch it. Show me your idea.
>>85657071
After Robin's death Batmam becomes increasingly more brutal prompting his first protégé, Nightwing, to leave and strike out on his own. Around that time, Waller's first attempt at putting together a government team of supers begins to have problems. The "Kid" Flash, Wonder "Girl", Aqualad, and psychic Raven are grossly mistreated by Agent Slade Wilson, the serum-enhanced soldier put in charge by Waller.
Nightwing, doing his own thing, is captured by government agents and forcibly recruited. Brings a bit of lightness to the shit that is the team's lives, while constantly comparing Wilson to Batman. The team goes on the run and gets hounded by Deathstroke and the Fearsome Five, other more willing recruits. The team wins mostly because Bruce postures with Waller, as he'd been secretly keeping an eye on Dick to ensure he's still safe.
Ending stinger alluding to Trigon's coming for sequel bait
Full penetration
>>85657071
Does it have to be based on the DCEU or can we improvise?
How come DCfags are endlessly complaining about how every movie/show/comic/commercial/mall billboard has irrevocably ruined everything but Marvelfags just tend to enjoy anything that doesn't involve Deadpool?
Being Deadpool is suffering.
>>85656960
Deadpool is in a good place right now. Great movie, decent ongoing. Who doesn't like Deadpool?
>>85656960
As a DC fan I care about the hisyories and relationships between the characters. Rebirth got me back with its premise of "Nevermind Flashpoint, we are going back to Pre-Nu52".
Marvel fans probably got that beaten out of them by now thanks to the directorial direction Marvel has taken in which events trump characterization or human relationships.
Face it tiger. You're never going to see the real me ever again.
>any random camslut = MJ
Her hair isn't even red enough you dipshit
Mary Jane is a fictional character.
I need comic suggestions for my gf's birthday, /co/mrads.
Here's some of her tastes if it helps:
>Loves the Birds of Prey TV show and marathons it yearly
>Prefers Catwoman and Black Cat as OTP for Batman and Spider-Man respectively
>Hates Batman and Superman and refuses to budge for any version of them
>Been saving up the past few months for the complete colorized Bone collection
>Reads Legend of Zita the Spacegirl
>Finished Young Justice and enjoyed it
I was thinking N.E.X.T.W.A.V.E. and Hitman since they both satire some heroes she doesn't like too much and are good as their own series. Thoughts?
>>85656476
Find something from Peter David's Young Justice run.
Or Roger Stern era Spider-Man, for maximum Black Cat/Spidey action and Hobgoblin being a viable threat.
Transmetropolitan.
Just read it, you'll like it
>>85656476
>hates Superman
Buy her a copy of All-Star Superman. Then break up with her.
How come online streaming is wrecking tv stations in viewership, but online comics cant even begin to compete with the big two? Serious question, seemed like eight years ago webcomics were a bigger deal and now fucking nobody gives a shit about them.
too many mediocre-to-bad comics from the 2000s became memes that convinced people webcomics aren't worth their time
also not helping is the fact that 'traditional' comic readers in america still prefer capeshit to the kind of stuff most webcomic producers put out
>>85656327
But you'd think there'd be something like the comic book equivalent of steam or Netflix out there that everyone used so they wouldn't have to buy physical books. I know cbr is a thing but that's not even really comparable to either of the things I mentioned, like, why isn't there just an online store where you can buy fucking everything from dc to marvel to dark horse and all the indie stuff? You'd think organizing it all in one place would male people flock to it to get their fix, and maybe even encourage new authors to post their content on there and get a cut of all the sales
It seems like such a blatantly obvious idea and yet it doesn't exist. It would probably cost absolute pennies to upkeep compared to stuff like steam, I mean it's just hosting images, not full programs.
>>85656431
www.comixology.com
Why doesn't she have her own series?
Kill off Batman, Joker, Two-face, Penguin, Freeze. All of them. And give Harley her own comic.
>>85656247
She literally does you cartoon-only degenerate, go back to watching SU and raping quadriplegic Peridots.
And Ivy. Don't forget Ivy.
>>85656247
>And give Harley her own comic.
She has one, you dildo.
CATWOMAN: ELECTION NIGHT #1
Written by MEREDITH FINCH and MARK RUSSELL -- Art and cover by SHANE DAVIS and BEN CALDWELL -- Variant cover by DAVID FINCH
It’s mayoral election time in Gotham City, and while the city is up in arms, Catwoman couldn’t care less! But when the candidates get personal, the Feline Fatale decides to get involved—much to the detriment of...well, everyone! This issue contains a special bonus story featuring the return of President Beth Ross from the critically acclaimed PREZ miniseries.
ONE-SHOT • On sale NOVEMBER 2 • 48 pg, FC, $4.99 US • RATED T
>>85656119
>Meredith Finch
Fuck you DC
Prez was really great for about two or three issues or however long it takes for you to realize they only had one joke
man, at least we're getting Prez out in some form
Opinions on The Angry Birds Movie?
>>85655982
Anti-Muslim Propaganda
A masterpiece.
>>85655982
I want to fuck the pigs in the cowboy chaps.
Would my kids enjoy the Chipmunk movies? It got bad reviews but made a ton of money.
>>85655831
Your kids will watch fucking anything.
>>85655831
Your kids are children, they have no taste, if it's bright and colorful they'll watch it.
>>85655831
It's junkfood for brain. If they are really young they will find enjoyment with everything (the cute, the slang, the music, the poop jokes).
If they are like above 11, they may get bored. The sequels will make YOU cringe
How come I never see anyone talk about The Venture Bros? Just finished the first season and it's probably my favorite animated series ever. Manages to be funny in a clever way without resorting just to shock value like so many other adult cartoons.
>>85655799
because it airs half a season every two years.
>>85655799
/co/ only talks about venture bros when a new season is out which is like every two years or so.
>>85655830
>>85655821
This.
I'm in your boat OP. I caught up on the entire series just a few weeks ago, but threads are less frequent without a new season. Even worse, the newest season just aired a few months ago, so we're in for the long wait.
>>85655781
It's not, Gotham is much better