How come the Douche knows its purpose in life but the foods dont?
The non-perishables didn't need to lie to the non-food products since they're not going to be eaten. They'll still be 'alive' after being used, even if they're put in the garbage.
Sausage Party would have been better with this plot:
>All the food knows that they get eaten
>It's the basis of their whole world even
>They accept the shit out of it
>Douche tries to ascend to "Godhood" by capturing and eating food
>Food has to stop him so there are enough to be eaten at the fourth of july sale
he knows he's supposed to get into an ass, but he doesn't know it would kill him
He gets a character arc in Ba Sing Se and also is kinda important in the airbending episode, but then he just kinda fades out. He's not even an entity in the next season. When he got introduced, I've thought he's gonna be a new addition to the team, the designated airbender, but he just... Wasn't.
Why did he need to exist, again? In fact, why did the Air Acolytes need to exist at all, except to give Zaheer powers?
He's there to fuck your waifu
>>86299288
Everything after season 1 was written in a hurry, and rushed out without much thought put into it.
>>86299288
He's there to turn me into a pedophile
>the moral of the episode is "It's ok to be a normie"
name 1 (one) cartoon that does this
>>86299260
>It's ok to be a normie
What does that even mean?
>>86299308
>characters discovers a new fad, at least new to themselves
>becomes really interested in it
>meets more dedicated people to said fad and gets talked down for their low level of commitment
>characters does something crazy to prove this wrong
>fails in the end and gets a pep talk from secondary character which boils down to give up on everything.
any 80's-to date cartoon has an episode that goes like this.
Diversity is good. A diverse stable of writers writing about a diverse group of character often leads to new and exciting storytelling prospects.
The way Marvel does diversity however is deeply cynical and borderline exploitative. They are POC filtered through the lens of an almost entirely white stable of writers who write these characters in an undeniably white way.
>>86299218
Greg Pak is pretty good
>>86299218
If diversity was important for marvel they wouldnt be killing the x-men.
Diversity is nothing more than a marketing strategy
Yeah, we know.
Happy Birthday to He-man!
>>86299102
yes, would have a threesome
this would be a good ship
One day I'll find someone to do the surgery.
How come boys didn't like her? She's sort of attractive and only ever stank when she had her perfume on.
>>86298602
Because people don't want to fuck animals
>>86298720
But there are other animals.
Hamton actually asked her out to the prom and she accepted.
So, I get that she doesn't want Kal interfering on matters in her city. Cool. Bruce has Gotham, Ollie has Queensburg, whatever. However, 14 eps in on netflix, and we've found that there are there at least a dozen krypts actively attempting to end life on earth, and no one saw fit to tell Superman ANYTHING, and if they did, he did nothing about it. What the fuck?
He was busy saving the day in his own adventures. Same reason as the comics why they're not constantly in each other's books.
And he did come to help twice (to save her life and once in the city-wide mind control thing) when shit got realer.
>Bruce has Gotham
Who? Where?
>>86298866
Bruce Wayne? He's a philanthropist in Gotham city, honestly a good guy. Acts like a dick in public, but he donates millions every year to run charities.
Certainly does more than the pointy eared gargoyle that breaks the arms of the homeless.
Around Pearls, Never Relax Edition
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>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#!d9cEUThL!bDR99NGe88Vw1PQCdd11LPdcgKimmdT9ZFYhI952WTQ
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/preair/04x07.mkv
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
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Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
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1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
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>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
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http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
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http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
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>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
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>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
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>Archived threads
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>Dedicated /sug/ website
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SEXY
Post early designs
>>86353244
You here, blando? I love your work.fist me daddy
Images that look like something else
>>86298597
Who are the strongest cartoon characters?
Pic related
Do characters that we have never seen, only heard about, count?
If so, The Strongman is the strongest.
This guy
Over 5000 years living on Earth, and they didn't learn anything about it, not even by mistake.
>>86297691
They did tho
>>86297691
Everything that's shown that they don't know about is something modern that they weren't keeping up with prove me wrong.
Gems aren't people.
Group pics of /co/ characters
>>86297519
The artist made a mistake on this picture, there's the same black haired guy twice.
ITT: Worst Cartoons Ever
http://murrlogic1.deviantart.com/gallery/
LoK
>>86297486
I love this cartoon and even bought the plastic statues of them. Get fucked shiteater
>>86302195
How are they? I remember seeing a picture of them months ago and thinking they looked pretty good.
>It's another Bojack is depressed episode.
>>86297393
Actually, if you look at the picture, this is clearly a crossover episode
>>86298379
Don't do that.
How many seasons do you think it has left? How will it end?
So how bad will it be?
>>86297039
I saw this on a tv in public on Sunday. What is it supposed to be about
>>86297170
take a guess or google a trailer
>>86297039
First episode is already up. It was pretty great IMO.
Premise doesn't have a lot of lasting appeal though, as it's just gonna be the "I'M HE-MAN AND THINGS WERE DIFFERENT AND MORE VIOLENT WHERE I CAME FROM" thing on repeat.