>Kamala will never squeeze you with her gigantic hands
Why live?
>my introduction to this character was Avengers cartoon or Spiderman or whatever (fuck it, they're all the same after all)
>she says "embiggen" to grow large
How the fuck did The Simpsons' lawyers not sue?
>it's a "kids hate broccoli" episode
Broccoli is delicious you fuckers.
Broccoli is the worst kind of vegetable I'd rather eat an actual fucking tree.
nice b8
>>86422615
Children are usually well behaved and willing to eat anything they are given, up until the moment that someone gives them their first cookie. Cookies are a hell of a drug.
Hyped for the crossover of the year?
A little preview art by Freddie E Williams.
>>86422478
Boy I can't fucking wait to miss this.
>>86422478
There better be some amazing fap material in this
He needs to get his ass kicked proper.
He's not really a weakling though just really against violence.
>>86422556
I mean have you seen the action sequences in SU? They can't animate a fight to save their life we're lucky the protagonist is a pacifist otherwise we'd have to watch more of their shitty fights.
>scenes that made you drop a book
Fuck Simone
>>86422366
Have another
>>86422643
Can't remember this one
>>86422366
Sam and Twitch bringing up that god damn baseball that McFarlane bought. It was bad enough when month after month they wasted six pages every issue by printing the same article about it over and over, but when they actually had the characters start talking about it in-story I dropped the book mid-issue.
No, literally, I dropped the issue on the floor without even finishing it, got up and walked away to find something else to do.
I have a cartoon idea I want to ride by you guys.
Working title is "All in Good Faith" and it's a slice of life comedy about religious figures who all live together in an apartment complex.
So far the character ideas are as follows:
Zoroaster- Everyman and focus of the show, moves in in the pilot. Can't always help the situation but is a generally nice guy
Buddha- Zoroaster's roommate, voice of reason type character
Greek Gods- Main focus on Apollo, basically frat boys with not much depth (besides Apollo, who I'd explore further as a character)
Egyptian Gods- Main focus on Osiris, act as a foil to the greek gods by being more nerdy in general
Jesus- Ditzy character who is mostly on the sidelines
Other prophets or deities will make one-off appearances or only concern minor jokes/be background characters.
The Landlord- Never depicted, hinted to be God or the entity that inspired all the prophets and lesser gods.
Pilot episode would be about Zoroaster moving in after burning his house down trying to make a fire temple, where we can introduce the basics of each character. Persian Gods will make a one time appearance in this episode as destructive maniacs, and the episode will center around Zoroaster attempting (and succeeding) in getting them evicted.
Other episode ideas:
Zoroaster loans a book to abraham, who then loans it to jesus. This devolves into a big fight. Dancing around religion the entire time (ie abraham saying "those words belong to no one man, but to all of us!") but never directly mentioning it
Greek gods have some relatives over, revealed to be their Roman counterparts. Greeks try to shape up their act to impress them.
Someone wants to demolish the apartments, and Zoroaster sets out to figure out who ordered the demolition. Neil DeGrasse Tyson is the culprit.
Christmas special:
Jesus thinks everyone is planning a surprise birthday party for him
Jokes will mainly be religion/philosophy related.
So anyway, what do you guys think?
>inb4 Saint Young Men
Buddha needs to be flawed in some way. Make him an opiate addict.
>>86422318
Making Buddha the opposite of his usual depiction would be incredibly unoriginal though.
>goes after bank robbers
>ignores major disaster/metahuman attack
what was he asleep the whole time?
Welcome to the problem intrinsic in all super hero media that isn't already a team book.
Maybe they'll incorporate a little of green arrows desire to stay street level into him. Also he's just a kid, so that might have something to do with it.
>>86422176
Maybe he's scared, you know.
Explain the continuity of the DC Universe
>>86421768
Gets wiped every couple of years
https://youtu.be/RNsSdqd7Wp0
Will he ever be back, bros?
Is it too much to ask for a series with a god tier powerful character to just go running around?
Of course not, but why does it never happen?
Hell, I'd settle for Cable getting to let loose for more than like a single issue.
X-Man/Sentry crazy-ass space and dimensional adventures FUCKING NEVER
>>86421767
>tfw no Nate and Celestial sparring training montage
They should make a run with all the scott clones just having a good time.
I got Lori.
Play here: http://www.nick.com/games/loud-house-which-loud-house-character-are-you.html
I got Lucy.
>>86421321
fite me fgt
This is supposed to find your true waifu, right?
http://www.idigitaltimes.com/static-shock-new-series-jaden-smith-play-superhero-confirms-walking-dead-actor-tyler-482174
Please don't let Jaden be Static. That is a HORRIBLE idea.
Is Static Shock TAS actually good? Is there anything bad in the DCAU?
>>86421191
>literal who website
>posted a year ago
Don't be so gullible op
Why are people still so obsessed with Jaden when he has maybe 2 or 3 acting credits in the last 6 years?
What caused the death of action cartoons?
>>86420958
Irresponsible bankers handing out loans to cartoon creators they knew they wouldn't be able to pay back. The bubble had to burst eventually.
The culture changed.
>>86420958
/co/
It now takes place in the DC Universe. How would you pull it off?
>Ash meets John
>>86421300
I'd pay good money for an Army of Darkness/Hellblazer book. I'd also pay good money to see Ash mock John's accent as he hits on Zatanna.
>>86420872
>Ash meets John Constantine
>Ash meets Swampy
>Ash and Zatanna
>Ash in Gotham
>Ash joins Justice League Dark
>Ash fights Lord Death Man
>Ash joins the JSA
>Ash joins the JLA
Shit, bro. The possibilities are endless.
lol
>>86420318
>tfw Zemo lucked out by getting killed off
The fill-in artist needs to kill this main guy so he can take over
>>86420318
Swear to God I thought from the thumbnail it was Youngblood.
Alright /co/, you did it
You raised the money to knock off ONE person in either comics or cartoon media. It'll be done professionally, no ties to you whatsoever.
Who is your target?
>>86420263
Bendis.
>>86420263
Bruce Timm.