How can I get a job at CN
I hate you
it's a technicality but you can work for the cleaning service or security company attached to their building
Be web artists
It's part of CNs experimenting shtick
I need to calm the fuck down /co/ can you help me post some shit to calm me down arrrgh
>>87193545
whats wrong anon
>>87193631
>>87193631
That image kek
I'm just pissed off at everything so I'm going to post amusing shit while watch MoS in the background feel free to join me /co/!
>>87193545
I thought that was a loaf of bread at first.
Personally, I think the picture would've been funnier if it was.
>Suicide Squad is mediocre, with a 23% rating, yet made more than $750 million on box office alone
>Comics are selling amazingly, 39 DC comics made up the top 50 in September
>The shows are doing greatly, arrow is good again, everything is connected
>DC going back to selling cheap affordable comics, pleasing fans, stories with heart.
>Movies are looking great
>Wonder woman trailer met with great reception
>Wonder woman is the UN women's rights ambassador
As a comic book fan and a long time DC fan, this makes me happy. Our heroes are back where they deserve.
>>87193504
>>Suicide Squad is mediocre, with a 23% rating, yet made more than $750 million on box office alone
Cause Harley Quinn and the Joker. The film was terribly edited though.
>>87193504
>The shows are doing greatly, arrow is good again, everything is connected
>DC going back to selling cheap affordable comics, pleasing fans, stories with heart.
>Movies are looking great
>Wonder woman trailer met with great reception
This is subjective bullshit but you threw it in to make it look like you had an actual argument with tons of evidence.
Not to mention the fact that fox and DC might crossover down the line if all goes well
Plus, Harley, batman, enchantress, joker and wonder woman topping the most searched Halloween list.
What a great time to be a comic book fan.
I will tell you my favorite story... about the greatest conqueror who ever lived: Napoleon!
>>87193446
>>87193449
>>87193446
>The greatest Frenchman is a small green monkey
Sounds about right
Rorscach is a 45 year old virgin who uses violence against criminals as an outlet for his sexual frustration.
This pretty much sums up his character in my opinion.
>>87193361
Yup. You got it Anon. Be happy. You are not as brain dead of the majority of people who read Watchmen or Zack Snyder
It's almost like 23 year old virgins that use edgy racism and shitposting cuckold porn and out of context crime statistic infographs as an outlet for sexual frustration see something they can identify with...
>>87193457
>>87193417
24 year old who has sex somewhat often here, holy fuck. I legit see why I used to love him, and now find him edgy as fuck.
I really like Comedian though. Can y'all explain what kind of a person likes him?
Who was in the wrong here?
>>87193336
>>87193418
>>87193438
Club for those who are getting sick of, or just flat out hate the pairing Beast Boy x Raven. Feel free to join if you also dislike this ship
I'm a fan of the Beast Boy x Terra pairing, and I don't really think it's in Raven's character to be paired with ANYONE romantically. She's kind of asexual. And that's fine!
>>87192886
>Beast boy x Terra
Pleb taste
why not a beast boy x wolverine ship?
>Doctor strange is mediocre, with a 6.7/10 rating, Thor 2 had the same
>Comics aren't selling, only 8 comics made it to the top 50 in September
>The shows are shit, the second seasons are worse. AOS is still not canon
>Controversy, mockingbird, nazi cap and Gwen x black Spiderman.
>Movies are underperforming
>Guardians of the galaxy 2 looks like shit
What is marvel doing wrong this year? How can they fix it?
>>87192850
Marvel is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy.
>>87192850
>>Controversy, mockingbird, nazi cap and Gwen x black Spiderman.
What does this have to so with Marvel Studios?
>>87192877
It's another /tv/ thread. Just ignore it and sage.
Did Marvel buy her for nothing?
Spite is its own reward
She was alright in Guardians
>>87193378
Nothing is alright about the guardians
>>87192762
Outfit design obviously.
WW's outfit design was is fucking phenomenal, colors is mixed, they do look better in the WW trailer then they did in Bvs.
Mera looks great also. Hair could be a bit more starkly crimson.
>>87192762
>>87192762
Well /co/, I'm officially dropping paranatural. It seems like Zack the Hack is actually getting worse, his art is shit ever since he went digital. His pacing is atrocious, I mean what do we know about the plot after like 4 years? Something spooky is happening in Mayview. That's it. I'm done and not even the waifus in the first panel can help
Also I know this is from Friday, I just read it today so I want to what people think
This comic started out so fucking good. Just goes to show what happens when you care more about pandering to an audience (or go out of your way to reject another audience) than telling a good story.
>>87192505
I've tried to drop it 3 times now.
But I keep coming back to find it worse and worse.
If I'm going to have to put up with a stupid lesbian supblot involving an insufferable Sue and yet anoth "blushing dork", I should at least get some porn out of it.
But no, it's all pedo shit.
It's sad that the only attractive female character to come out of the Arkham series is a b-lister redesign in the game that wasn't made by the makers.
>that
>attractive
Rocksteady has females taken care of.
>>87192795
Harley has the upper build of a man in that very gif.
>>87192795
Well, if you've seen how she moves and fights in game, it's easy to see that she'd be a demon in the sack.
Alright! Back to spooky scary stuff! An explanation of the nugget clone
[Spoiler] Ronnie looks at the molted nugget in his hand with a bit of anxiousness. The man of nugget asks, "Sauce?" Ronnie nods with a look of shame. "I'm afraid it was only our predecessors who had the sauce component. The bathrooms were always an absolute mess." [Spoiler/]
>>87192244
wait, a ronnie made it?
>>87192349
McDonalds is getting better at Ronnie-making, it only makes sense that more Nugmen would make itIt's cold today, isn't it?
Clever bastard.
oh.
my lord.
this changes everything.
>>87192209
>pandering to memesters
Not sure how to feel about this.
>>87192209
PLAYED US ALL LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE.
barely anyone talks about it, but I thoroughly enjoyed it
any anons enjoyed the series too? what's your favorite? Mine's the Late Mr. Kent, because it's just something you don't see in a Superman plot.
>>87192088
i prefer it over BTAS's continuation series, helped get me into Darkseid and New Gods shit
>>87192088
>barely anyone talks about it
Well you see, the thing is /co/ very rarely talks about things it actually likes.
For example, how often do you see a Sandman thread? Once every couple of weeks? If that. It's because you either like it, or you haven't read it yet.Inb4 some fag /co/ntrarian shows his hatred for it.
Threads like that, and yours, are 99% of the time posted by people who have just finished the material.
Knight Time, because of just how hilarious it was. And it had super voice changing!