Alright /co/, Nickelodeon is finally fed up with everyone insulting the new seasons of Spongebob, and has decided to put you, yes, YOU, in charge of making a Spongebob episode to see if you can do any better!
Before they can accept the episode for production, they're going to need to know a few things about your episode first:
-The title
-The basic synopsis of what happens in the episode, it would also be helpful if you included how it begins and ends if you can
-A few jokes that appear in the episode
All that Nick requires of you is that you stay true to the series and keep everyone in character. You may use any character that has appeared in the show outside the movies except Patchy.
Can you prove Nickelodeon wrong and make a decent Spongebob episode?
spongebob get ipad
Whale Wars
After years of shenanigans the fish townsfolk are tired of dealing with the gang of non fish characters shit. People start to treat Spongebob and Company like shit and segregation stuff happens like Spongebob being refused service at Weenie hut jr. (Remember that episode xd lol! ) all hell breaks loose. People refuse to eat at the Krusty Krab and the chumbucket (even though no-one goes there in the first place) prompting Krabs and Plankton to gang together and start an all-out war between fish and non-fish people. Both teams bear arms but right before the battle Spongebob goes on a long speech why both should get along blah blah blah. Everyone is silent and slow clapping starts and everyone applauds and are about to shake hands when patrick presses a button like a retard in curiosity and it drops a nuke on the whole atoll it shows the aftermath of everyone laying around moaning in pain comedicly and only Spongebob is ok because he fell in a whole because patrick shoved him into a hole to push the button. Spongebob says some one liner and laughs while everyone is still laying around an audible "MY LEG" is heard. Fastforward to people praising it for Soical commentary on racism and a majority of normies and soccer moms all love spongebob now. Merchandise sales skyrocket and Spongebob wins endless awards. Viacom rolls in the dough again.
Rashomon Promises
>Mr Krabs and Pearl are going on vacation and he makes SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward housesit
>ONE VACATION LATER
>Mr Krabs finds his house destroyed
>Each one of his housesitters tells a different story of why his house is destroyed
>You can replace Squidward with Sandy and Mr. Krabs with Squidward if you want
Remember when this book was entertainingly terrible, and now it's just terrible?
>>87393219
>>87393223
Well fuck, guess I won't be doing it today. Shame on you OP for not shitting on Gwenpool and break the tradition
Meanwhile, on Bizzaro /co/.
Legends of Chamberlain Heights, is the best Comedic cartoon since Brickleberry.
Doctor Strange, I've come to bargain.
>>87393141
Steven Universe is WAY too righting with its messages of survival of the fittest
>I met your mother once Steven she was a great warrior kid really she had a mean two tonnes right she could break any shithead from homeword who tried to touch her turf. She was also really, REEEEEALY sick Steven like she was four hundred years old and chased human adolescent Steven. I met my share of cougar in my life but she was the first one to go after guys one GEOLOGICAL ERA younger. Can you imagine what an 18 years old looked to her in gems term? That’s like lusting to an EMBRYO kid t-t-t-that’s mess up I tell you. Still you look like a fine kid Steven look out for the Perl bitch not to go in heat like her boss and you will grow fine
>Add the burps with your mind
>>87393059
YOU DON’T GET IT MORTY you know when a dog fucks his sister and then she gives birth to inbreed pups Morty? And those stupid fucks can’t even eat or stand right? This kid is DOUBLE INBREED Morty! Her mom fucked herself so hard she literally gave birth to this idiot. I think she had to have some kind of human fetish that got her killed while she was fucking a human-shaped dildo SO HARD MORTY she gave life to it and killed herself in the process. I think there’s like not even a nick of the poor Greg fella in here Morty. And he is full of bullshit Gem propaganda Morty we have to save him, save him and his bellybutton gem.
>>87393059
Why would he act so nice? At least the Gravity Falls crossovers still keeps him as a dick
>>87393100
whoops, forgot to remove my name from another thread
This put a big fucking smile on my face and I thought you guys might enjoy it.
Sorry if it's against the rules.
I enjoyed it
>>87392777
What a waste of trips. People have been comparing Pence to Bannon for months. Kill yourself.
>>87392777
In fairness, Pence only wants to relaunch the program so he'll have somewhere to send all the icky gays he can't force into conversion therapy.
Did this have any build-up at all, or did Bendis just pull it out of butt fuck nowhere?
Most Marvel events are just "and then this happened" with maybe one or two lead in issues that are also part of the event.
It had a mini event called Avengers Stand off.
Otherwise no. It was basically FUCK YOU, out of nowhere.
Buttfuck nowhere. Alonso was proud they were able to shit out this dreck with 4 months of planning
Just read the first issue from 1964. Surprisingly really good. I'm not usually a huge fan of Silver Age or Stan Lee, but it was decently written, established the character and his powers well enough, and I was surprised at how much of the backstory and characters established here still carries over to recent comics/adaptations.
Thoughts on classic Daredevil? How are you enjoying the current run?
You want some good classic Daredevil? Read the Golden Age version. It's not the same thing, but still.
>>87392576
Has it aged well or remained a product of it's time?
>>87392625
Yes.
It's weird, it's goofy, it's surprising, it has nothing to do with Marvel, but it's fun.
So Derrickson lied, right? He said that the movie would be like Winter Soldier, but the humor is forced as fuck.
>>87392391
Gotta stick to the formula.
>>87392412
You mean the "superhero genre" formula?
>>87392391
I'm sure it was but then they brought in Harmon for reshoots
New episode!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YItDNlg9Mg
Angel's hot when she's lazy.
Buy ad space or stop shilling you shameless cunt.
>>87392203
Good christ this is awful. Your voice acting is just not good and constantly blow air into the mic.
Fuck you for making me give you a click
You need better jokes. This isn't that we'll written.
Lisa or Ramona?
Kim.
Best girl, obviously.
Batfleck is cool but objectively this is a shitty written character
>>87392099
Explain yourself.
>>87392114
>"1% chance=Absolute"
>Flies to Metropolis just to tell his people up close to get out the building
>Mimics Joe Chill by beating up a loving father in front of his daughter in an alleyway
>Takes bribes from Waller
>Helped out Wonder Woman even though he stated he thought she was working with his archenemy(Superman)
>Martha
>Gets manipulated by Lex Luthor's stupid ass autistic plot
>"I have to bring Doomsday back to the city"
>Kills
>>87392099
Wow, great argument there, buddy. What's your twitter handle, I want to follow you now.
What's /co/ opinion about this cartoon?
>no one will ever post the episode where she rapes him
>>87392005
Wait, did this actually happen?
>>87392005
At least we saw his cute bare ass.
Post crossover pics that seem like if they were extended would be fascinating... Or horrible, if you think it'll get people talking, post it.
>TFW you remember The Boss and her Cobra Unit were active during World War 2
>>87391940
>captain america crossover with anything
>anything but boring
try again
besides, he's a terrorist
>Wander, somehow, negotiates peace between the Autobots and Decepticons, who've been warring for millennia by this point, over the course of an afternoon.
>Penguin and Riddler hint at kissing
EWWWW GROSSS
>Barbra and Tigress kiss
DUDE XD
>>87391895
Lesbianism is never really taken seriously.
>>87391930
T. Juvenile
Penguin's gonna kill not-Kringle
ITT: Jokes you didn't get until you were older.
Hard mode: Not sexual.
>>87391432
How did you not get that joke?
>>87391489
>>87391432
I'm not getting it now t poor-english foreigner. pls explain
>>87391505
Berlin wall