What the hell happened to Matt Fraction?
>>87523074
Marvel happened
>>87523081
I mean sex criminals did great but did the success kill him? His twitter is deleted for the most part and what the hell is he doing?
>>87523074
What do you mean what happened? He was always a faggot.
Hawkeye sucked and you know it.
what was the name of that awful 3d cgi christmas special Cartoon Network aired a long time ago?
Rudolph the five legged reindeer: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xn361v_rudolph-the-five-legged-reindeer-2004_fun
The one with a ville called Bluesville?
>>87524637
All I remember is the scene with the old black grandma that talks but you cant understand what the fuck she's saying
Do you guys buy in to the theory this movie is actually a parody of the European immigration crisis, international politics and a harsh commentary on political correctness?
I do. It adds a whole layer of fun on top of what is sort of just an average animated comedy, and looking out for all the possible symbolism makes it interesting to watch.
>>87522280
That's stupid. You're stupid.
Definitely noticed it in the trailers. Haven't seen it because, well it's a stupid kids movie and i'm 30, but I wondered if there was going to be any controversy because of that.
>>87522280
That's stupid anon! you're stupid!
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>>87521726
DEXTER. IS. A. COOKIE.
Now wait just a minute here!
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>>87521655
No matter the universe, Rhodey is kill
>>87521655
Did Bendis get his hands on an early version of the script?
Batman pulled off the "let's steal iconic christian imagery" better to be honest
I feel happy for him. He finally has a hit
>>87521600
iunno, I liked Emily Rose alright
>>87521683
Emily Rose would have been great if it wasn't for the ending
Sinister is really underrated
Huh, I really liked Hellraiser: Inferno.
How does she make money to afford her nice clothes? Hell how does she even pay rent?
>The only case they won was hers and she couldn't even pay them
>Murdock is too busy fighting Naruto to care that the firm is broke
>Nelson is acting like a little girl
Also is she ever going to admit to killing the show's best character?
>>87521208
She was given a large sum of money by signing that agreement that she wouldn't talk about what happened with that murder or the business she worked for.
>>87521208
And I miss Wesley. I hope that murder comes up next season and Murdock breaks things off with her.
>>87521523
Oh okay it must've been a lot
>>87521554
Me too I thought he was going to be like Shades, he seemed smarter than Kingpin
>yfw this happens
>>87521069
Fully equipped?
>>87521069
My own clone!
Something something, dated Metal Gear reference.
Is there any character who can defeat Garfield?
NIGHTMARE MODE: He just ate a pool of lasagna and it's not Monday.
Scooby, also ate a pool of lasagna and Shaggy's in danger. Boom.
Scott Adams
>>87520721
>>87520753
Scooby and Garfield team up to fight Heathcliff and Marmaduke. Now THAT'S a match.
>>87520502
>tfw the terrible last couple episodes could have been saved if they played this right
>They didn't
AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
>>87520502
DORMAMMU
Full-New X-Men is a parody re-write of Brian Michael Bendis's All-New X-Men which is currently ongoing. Inspired by such classic works as Muh Phoenix and Illuminated Comics, it seemed like the time was ripe for a new satiric re-write, and over the past month or so, my cohort and I have been hard at work producing this daily-updated series.
I posted the first several pages of this last week and it was pretty well-received, so I see no reason not to do so again now with several more pages to add.
http://unxannyrewrites.tumblr.com
>>87519734
It always baffled and frustrated me that Bendis would go to the trouble of introducing a new Australian character and then have literally 0% of her dialogue sound even remotely Australian. I decided to go 300% maximum Aussie with her speech just to correct for this oversight.
>>87519771
While writing these pages I think that at any given time I had about twelve tabs worth of pages devoted to Australian slang, figures of speech and terminology. I think the results speak for themselves in a deeply impenetrable lexicon.
>Abandons his 600 day long siege of the enemy capital just because he got a little emo about his son dying, making the war last 5 more years of ultimately pointless death and destruction.
>Doesn't challenge his obviously evil brother's usurpation of the throne that rightfully belonged to him, thus letting said brother cause said pointless death and destruction.
Why was he one of the "good guys" again?
>>87519373
He likes to put tea leaves up his asshole.
The part where everyone seem to agree Iroh was right to abandon the siege is really odd. Must be nepotism.
Anyone else would be court-martialed.
>>87519373
Ozai wasn't his brother you fucking dimwit
What's her story?
>>87518109
some of this, also some other stuff
You've read a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book, right?
>Donna Troy was rescued from an orphanage fire by Wonder Woman, who took her to Paradise Island to be raised as an Amazon and little sister of Diana.
>The Titan Rhea had rescued a young Donna from a fire, adding her to a group of 12 orphans from around the universe who had been raised on New Cronus by these Titans as "Titan Seeds", their eventual saviors. The Seeds had been given superhuman powers and named after ancient Greek cities. Called "Troy", Donna (like the others) had eventually been stripped of her memories of her time with the Titans of Myth, and reintroduced into humankind to await her destiny. In this version, Donna was not an Amazon and had no connection to Wonder Woman.
>It is revealed that the Amazon sorceress Magala had animated a mirror image of young Princess Diana to create for her a mystical, "identical twin" playmate. This twin is soon mistaken for Diana and kidnapped by Dark Angel. Dark Angel disperses the girl's spirit across the multiverse, condemning her to live multiple lives, each one cut short by the Dark Angel at a moment of tragedy. In at least one of these variant lives, Donna would become a superhero and encounter her grown sister, now Wonder Woman, and their mother Queen Hippolyta, without realizing who she really was or how she was related to them.
>Donna gets a new origin that combines elements of her three variant origins. Donna was born as Princess Diana's mystic twin through the help of Amazon sorceress Magala. Months later, an old enemy of Queen Hippolyta, called Dark Angel, kidnapped Donna thinking she was Diana. Donna was placed in suspended animation by Dark Angel for years but was eventually rescued and returned to the Amazons' home, where she received training from both the Amazons and the Titans of Myth and was raised as Diana's sister and Hippolyta's second daughter.
Then the new 52 origin
what IMAGE comic has the best art?
>>87517265
Ravine. Or are you talking current Image?
orc stain
casanova
rumble
Black Science
I feel like writers ended up dropping the ball on Civil War II. Instead of making the debate over HOW Ulysses should be used, they made the debate be whether or not Ulysses should be used at all. As such, we're presented with one side being fascists that want to arrest people for crap they didn't do, and another side that doesn't want to use Ulysses ever, not even if they get intel that Thanos is going to kill a bunch of people. There's no real middle ground, surely there's ways of using Ulysses' visions to save lives without going full Minority Report.
And of course, most writers ended up on Team Tony, demonizing Carol and acting like Precognition is like racial profiling.
>>87515893
To be fair, the writers dropped the ball on the original Civil War as well.
>>87515893
What Bendis doesn't understand is that in situations where people have to "pick a side", you don't balance the sides by giving them both ridiculous, horrible flaws, because that just makes people choose neither.
>>87515893
Nothing new. Any time you have a character rocking the status quo people come out of the woodwork to stop them.
I mean, shit. Remember the time when Thor went out to some Eastern European shithole to stop an ethnic minority from being ethnically cleansed and then Tony Stark showed up with the US Army . .. to tell Thor to fuck off and not get involved?