>Changing the sexuality of established characters
Just stop this meme.
>>87804312
>Giving a shit
Stop this meme.
>>87804337
>having no literary standards
stop this meme
>>87804312
For fucks sake that's like claiming when Barry Allen died they changed his hair red when Wally took over.Barton was dead,this isn't changing his sexuality in the slightest
wow I just realized how sexual this scene was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARCcIDsgfE0
was the movie good?
>>87803637
>0:16-0:18
>doggy style dough making
They are not even trying to hide it really.
>>87803637
Kronk's too pure, to do something sexual
>b-b-but Superman doesn't kill people!
>Zack Snyder just doesn't understand the character REEEEEEEEEEE I HATE HIM
>>87803313
Of course he doesn't kill people, he kills Kryptonians.
>>87803337
People still sperg over that scene despite being handled well.
Back on December 9th
>It's Christmas You Dorks!
Old Man Winter visits Little Bark Grove and transforms the town into a musical, bizarre Christmas wonderland!
(December 9, 2016)
>http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/harvey-beaks-its-christmas-you-dorks/EP021372960113?aid=zap2it
Greenblatt also revealed that special will feature a special set of opening titles designed for the episode
>http://chgreenblatt.tumblr.com/post/146487853217/is-the-christmas-episode-gonna-have-a-special
>http://chgreenblatt.tumblr.com/post/151263004522/old-man-winter-from-the-harvey-beaks-holiday
>Back on December 9th
That's like a million years from now.
>>87803212
It's actually coming back? I thought it was cancelled.
>Domestic Total as of Nov. 18, 2016: $168,645,877
What went wrong?
>>87803119
Needed more cowbell
>>87803119
168M for a non-super B-level character? Sounds like it did fucking fantastically.
Running some numbers, I'll let you know in a few minutes.
spoilers
Finally was able to read a copy of this issue and I must say, I was impressed.
It was much worse than I thought it'd be.
Do you agree with my assessment that Franz Kafka would be proud that what is usually a political phenomenon to oppress unwanteds was so efficiently used against an unwanted by other unwanteds? In a story, so the characters in that story could be marginalized in order to make movies a certain way?
How many layers of The Crucible can they dump on Beast? Is that the question Disney and Marvel were asking themselves when they hired Michael Bendis?
I wonder, how big a scapegoat can they make a character to justify their business dealings? How deep can they shove a knife in to their consumer base's back to turn them in to an "unavoidable" externality, making way for a different consumer base? This issue was about -blame- and making a sham of Xavier's dream. The short exchange between Cyclops and Magneto was the tell-tale. Magneto placates Cyclops, so Cyclops can placate the audience. It was never about anything Cyclops did, they just wanted the whole issue to condescend to one of the most intelligent characters in the Marvel universe, to talk down to any Beast fans.
I forget, did Kafka ever write a story about friends holding an intervention?
>>87803226
http://www.kafka-online.info/the-trial.html
ALL IT TAKES TO BE CONDEMNED......
IS TO BE WRITTEN BY BENDIS....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUIAxTxrnCc
You are falling off pic related, but luckily (or unluckily) you have a random superpower.
How do you save yourself?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>zoolingualism (communicate with animals)
>call a flock of seagulls to fly me away to safety
>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meteor_Summoning
Not sure how I would survive, but it would be fucking awesome.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Variable_Manipulation
Just make gravity non existent before I hit the ground.
>>87803090
Wouldn't that send everything tangent off their orbits and basically fuck the universe.
ITT: /co/ lynchings
>>87802721
desu, I'd be pretty pissed if Gwenpool pulled out her futa cock and came all over my mask too
What's the deal with Gwenpool? Does she have super regeneration like Deadpool? Or is she just a girl that dresses like him? How does she survive as a super if she's got no super powers?
>>87802721
>Miles "my black power, makes the whites cower" Morales
>Miles " There's no prettier sight, than a whitey killed right" Morales
>Miles " Hang that cracker high, I love to watch them die" Morales
How did Bendis get away with such a controversial character?
>Well?
Executives who are better at sniffing out talent than most and put story first.
Warner Bros, for example, hires hacks without creative instincts and when the project turns out poorly they commit incomprehensible atrocities in the editing room dictated by test screening notes. Sony just throws whatever potentially marketable ideas they have at the wall and don't give a single fuck about the quality of the execution.
Disney is extremely profit and franchise driven but they always try to make a satisying, complete story. Plus they have the money for top-tier animation and Lin-Manuel
Didn't this happen with the Ghostbusters reboot?
>>87802661
Which was also a good movie. Therefore, Moana will be flawless.
"I’ve seen people describe the show as “comfy.” I think there are people who will have a huge spiel about what it means that the Gems have rebelled against their planet and all of these plot things, but I feel like the people who say the show is comfy are almost more in tune with the point of it." - Rebecca Sugar
http://www.cbr.com/steven-universe-creator-on-crafting-a-show-about-family-love-and-aliens/
>comfy
>>87800200
>comfy
Is she /ourgal/?
>>87800200
Yeah. It's less about what their rebellion means and more what it means to them.
Has there EVER been a DC comic worse than Identity Crisis?
>>87800122
>Introduction by Joss Whedon
Automatic reason to hate it: Check
>>87800122
>Quick, everyone! Stare at Superman's dick!
At least make it a challenge.
Have Marvel heroes a branding problem?
You can see the logos of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman and dozens of other DC heroes on various merchandise like shirts and caps... not so much with Marvel heroes (Punisher has prolly the most iconic symbol of em).
>>87799953
>Punisher
>Not Spiderman or Fantastic Four
>>87799953
>(Punisher has prolly the most iconic symbol of em)
Nigga what?
>>87799953
Picture not related? Because absolutely no normie would recognize Nightwing, Robin, Batgirl(They'd just guess Batman) and the only reason Green Lantern is recognizable is thanks to BazingaMan
To make it clear, I do not know anyone at WB, I do not know anyone at DC, I know someone who works at TrailerPark Inc., and take this with a huge grain of salt. He told me that his company was sent some scenes from JL to edit into the new trailer. He confirmed that a new trailer is coming out in January, and he told me some stuff about the scenes after I annoyed him. He said that:
Steppenwolf is huge when compared to the justice league, he said about the size of the destroyer thing in the first thor movie, and that he has a very muted red on grey colored armor
He also mentioned how there is a scene that shows steppenwolf getting an axe, presumably from darkseid, but they do not show darkseid.
There is a scene of a conflicted aquaman talking to vulko, about returning to the surface world. Vulko says that the surface world is his home too.
There is a scene where the JL witness Batman's fighting against the parademons, he uses a torch thing to burn one of the wings, and then crashes with it into the ground, rolls, and then batarangs its eye.
Something he said bothered him was that the mother boxes are literal cubes, like the allspark, not like the shape they were in justice league war
There is then a scene of the flash running and stopping before a collapsing building. His affects are apparently as if you took the mcu Quicksilver, with the after images and then you added on the lightning.
there is then a very short scene of aquaman, wonder woman and the flash all looking up at something, as wonder woman smiles, aquaman grunts, and flash is "like 'oh I have to do this again'"
Take this with a whole lot of salt. I don't even know if he is trolling or not, but he does work at Trailer Park, and he did work on the transitions for the wonder woman trailer.
Making Steppenwolf the antagonist was a mistake
>>87799942
Letting Zack Snyder direct Man of Steel and then give him control of the DC movies was a mistake
leaked justice league trailer in production
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFlOvW2xtpM
>Every single episode of teen titans go all next wekend
When this shit will be canceled?
Probably not for several years.
I often feel like it's a cruel, sick joke, and that it's actually poisoning the minds of children who are brainwashed by it
>>87797766
When CN stops loving money and shitty schedules
>>87797766
>all next weekend
INCLUDING FRIDAY!