You know this place is surprisingly easy to break into...
ALL THE WEIRDOS IN THE WORLD ARE
WE GOT A GUY MADE ENTIRELY OUTTA MUTANT BEES
>>87939033
HE IS A NAZI!
What the fuck was Slott thinking? Is he really so much of an egomaniac he thinks he can take the most universally reviled Spider-Man story and make a good sequel? Its so... blaeh.
I mean its already a tangled mess of shit because of the alternate universes, connections to the spider-verse, potential futures, time travel, "they're not REALLY clones!" and him pretending Jackal isnt actually Ben Reilly.
Marvel, you have to stop.
PIANO OF MURDER
Wow, I think this is one of the most retarded things I've seen in a while.
>>87936700
What's the context here?
Hi /co/! Whatcha doin?!
I'm jamming my nuggets if you catch my drift
>>87936668
jacken it to your wine glass shaped head
>Heh,heh,heh. Bueno....
What did he mean by this?
*unzips dick*
>>87936029
So, do we think Constanteen is oblivious, or is he deliberately baiting Bueno into doing something stupid?
>>87937445
In the storytime thread, an anon had a theory I thought was pretty good.
Basically Constantine wants to be raped by Bueno because an act so heinous could have DC seperate him back into Vertigo again.
With Dariuskilled by Splinteris there anyway for the Turtles to return to their happier days?
or is this where the TMNT Suffering begins?
>>87935647
Fuck, keep seeing this in that cover
>>87935647
Be useful neatoman and storytime it.
>>87935647
The ending was kinda unexpected.
I don't think that they will be truly happy, becauseCasey is the new head of the Purple Dragons and Splinter is still the leader of the Foot Clan.
Can we have a thread about this guy? Just finished his series, I feel like I lost a dear friend. What was your favorite arc? Favorite moments? Did you prefer him with Tiegel or the other ex FBI chick?
Kathryn shows up again in Punisher MAX.
>>87935704
>Kathryn
So there's a character who has a DC and a Marvel counterpart? Interesting
>What was your favorite arc? Favorite moments?
See, the problem with these questions is that I start thinking about one and then I immediately remember another one and before I know it I'm talking about the entire fucking series.
I do love For Tomorrow, though. John Woo homages are few and very far in between in comics, and this is by far the best. Noonan's arc was phenomenal as well. Anything war-related, as par for the course with Ennis. It's just all good really.
Daredevil S1 > Luke Cage > Jessica Jones > Daredevil S2
Disagree?
That was my official rank, but on reflection, I wouldn't put Luke Cage that high.
I'd put DDs2 above JJ, at least.
>>87935621
I feel like the first 2/3 of JJ was strong, but only the first half of Daredevil season 2.
Jessica Jones definitely got more annoying by the end, but it took longer to get there.
Who is willing to put up with a live action remake of Song Of The South?So that they can have a more PC version of it.
What's wrong with the original?
I remember watching it on BBC 2. It was a while ago though.
>>87935482
>Make Song of The South Great Again
>>87935530
Disney refuses to release it on DVD in North America.
You PAL folks are lucky.how long ago was it?
How'd they survive falling from fucking space??
Toon Force.
>>87935000
It's a cartoon anon.
It's not real anon.
>>87935000
I like that you question how they get back down to earth, but not how they managed to get into space. It's a cartoon and all, but the selectivity of what people choose to call unrealistic can be fascinating
There was almost a Cinematic Boondocksverse.
Making an Uncle Ruckus movie would be like trying to make a South Park movie that only featured Cartman.
>>87935015
Or an entire tv series about Archie Bunker
>>87935015
Why not. He is the funniest character.
Title says it all, really. I just got reminded today that this existed, much to my chagrin.
What the fuck was their idea with this team? I tried reading the comic, and it was dull as fuck. What's the appeal supposed to be?
>>87934889
Reviving an old property that was outside the classic superhero genre while ramping up the political satire angle that definitely can go further in mainstream comic books today than it did 30 years ago. Also giving them a counterpart with The Movement book because le occupy wall street.
>>87934889
As far as I recall, the Green Team were supposed to be the counterpart to Simone's equally awful The Movement, but GT got cancelled before the teams even had a chance to meet.
>>87934926
>"The Green Team is a group of boy millionaires who travel the world having adventures. Their original membership included Commodore Murphy, J.P. Houston, Cecil Sunbeam, and Abdul Smith. In the New 52 reboot, they are teenage trillionaires and Smith is replaced by Mohammed Qahtanii."
Jesus Christ.
>After the war, Krabs stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless.
Excuse me, what?
>>87934389
>THE MONEY IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Mr. Krabs uses money as a coping mechanism due to his PTSD from the war.
>>87934389
>Underwater world had its own version of WWII
>Krabs was in the navy
>Afterwards, felt his life didn't have any meaning until he created the Krusty Krab
Is it really that hard to figure out?
>>87934417
Not to mention holdover penny pinching behavior from the days before he joined the navy. Times were hard back then.
What was his fucking problem?
>Piss off the computer version of an Old One
>Expecting anything good
>>87934315
>le evil AI trope
Yes?
>>87934315
he needed aXANAX
Can Johns save the DCEU?
No.
>>87934087
Not unless he can find a director for Flash before January
The Cinematic DCU? No.
So they just decided to form a group and run around doing heroics with no supervision or a mentor with experience to guide them?
>>87934064
When they had mentors to guide them, they were pulled into CWII. They formed the Champions explicitly because their mentors turned out to be a bunch of cunts that care more about fighting each other than helping people.
>>87934117
And they care more about twitter than saving people.
>>87934064
Just like the New Warriors, yeah.
Back to the other thread, dumbshit.