Alright, Darkseid is coming to your town, and he's planning on fucking shit up. There's a bit of a hero shortage though, and you're not trying to be an imposition.
You've got the hero phone book in your lap and a cell phone. Make some calls. What's the bare minimum team that could stop him. I don't mean in number, I mean in power.
All the universes is open to you. I also consider twenty Spidermen to be less than one superman, if you catch my drift. Be creative.
>>87951226
Pretty sure SHIELD can come up with anti Darkseid missiles
>>87951226
This Guy
I call upon the Sofa King and offer him a chair that is Sofa King good.
Can someone explain why Supes looks like pic realated? I recently started Morsions JLA run.
It was the '90s, it was a bad time for everyone, some people got a little confused and did things they regret.
I think he just got in a fight with some dude who fucked with his power set and he turned blue and had to wear a new costume. It was probably actually some known bad guy? Probably actually worth checking out. Anyway Big Event. You know how comics are.
>>87951313
He got ray zapped and somehow overloaded (despite having no upper limits to his regular powers) and then his entire powerset changed and ... we don't need to discuss the red guy, do we?
Which one, /co/?
Boner's here
>>87951274
Betty.
Veronica would eventually get bored; Betty is yours for life.
>is obsessed with fashion
>wears the same thing everyday
Leni belings in baby jail
>>87950841
I'm sure if you ask her, she'll say they're all completely different. For example, one dress probaby has sleeves that are half a centimeter longer than the others, while another has a very similar but not the same type of stitching, and yet another has a slightly differing pattern on the frills.That, or she forgets that she wore that outfit the day before.
>>87950841
Not all cartoons can be as quality as MLAATR.
>>87950943
Lenis too stupid to notice minor differences like that
Is there any chance at all of ANY of the upcoming DC movies being good?
The Flash was my last hope.
They've been pretty good so far. Wonder if there will be a Justice League trailer in front of Rogue One.
>>87950088
Not really.
>>87950192
What ones exactly have been good?
>>87950192
>They've been pretty good so far.
Heh, all i needed was one punch........
Its over.....kid.
>shaggy punching the joker is cannon
>>87949757
Someone post the webm's where shaggy gets hypnotized into becoming a badass
ZOWIE!
>>87949757
Cannon, you say?If only your grammar was as explosive as your enthusiasm.
How would you feel about a Gotham City Sirens vs Birds of Prey movie for the DCCU?
I mean, they've already introduced about half the characters. You could even replace Huntress with Katana if you don't feel like introducing her.
Although I feel like the story would be perfectly suited to the whole mafioso boss thing. Especially since you can't make the gotham city sirens the main villains b/c they're popular anti-hero characters.
Huntress has ties to the Mafia as does Catwoman. You could have them all up against the Black and White mafioso team created in All-Star Batman (Penguin, Black Mask, Great White Shark) and they're all men so you know women would go crazy for it.
>>87949237
WOMEN
WOMEN
WHAT ARE THEY
I LOOK IN THEIR EYES
I SEE CANDY AND DANDY
I SEE COTTON CANDY
I SEE ICE CREAM AND UNICORNS
BUT IT'S ALL A LAYER ABOVE
WHAT I REALLY SEE IS EVIL
EVIL IS WHAT THEY ARE
THE WOMEN
THE WOMAN
A BAG OF CHEESE
THAT'S WHAT A WOMAN IS
I'm not sure if I'm understanding what you are talking about. The movies? Because the only one of those characters introduced in the movies is Harley.
>>87949237
who drew the sirens?
also it's going to be a mess of a movie if they immediately go for that. it'd be better if you do separate Sirens and BoP movies, then the "team up" movie.
There's still hope.
>>87949121
>There's still hope.
For proper closure, Holly's not coming back though.
Does anyone have any clue on why the previous thread got deleted?
>>87949314
nope, it just got purged out of nowhere.
Does he deserve redemption?
How does a person deserve redemption?
He needs to earn his redemption
>>87948925
Not after Sarah Lynn.
When is Prime gonna come knockin?
>>87948836
Never-ever-ever again. Because obviously good ideas are never tolerated by DC for long.
If they ever do bring him back he's going to be edgelorded up or given a 52 flashpoint crisis remake or somehow otherwise ruined by a bad idea imagined up just to smother every good idea in him.
It's what DC does.
>>87948982
How could they make him more of a edgelord?
>>87948836
Who do you think fake Clark is?
Why he has all these memories of growing up in Smallville, living an ordinary life.
He's Prime all grownup, and without his memories, which will be restored by something similar to Wally's crackle.
And then he's gonna get so mad, he punches Manhattan in the stupid face and breaks him in half.
It'll be like the dark mirror of Superman Beyond. Superman's power in fiction is to always prevail, well, Prime will smash the completely unbeatable Manhattan through sheer Superman Plotforce, and finally break his way out of fiction itself, and find peace editing DC's new Rebirthed hopeful universe.
So, What happened to this?
It might be happening, it might not.
We still don't know yet.
Pilot limbo.
>>87948882
>>87948939
Really? What's the word on it? Why's it in limbo?
You know, I like the humor from the Harley Quinn comics, but what the fuck did I read? Fucking living as an apartment land lord who was also living with a bunch of fucking weirdos who work in a freak show, fucking that lil bastard named Tony is pretty useless, and the only good parts were just Harley and Ivy having lesbian parts. That old jewish fuck in a wheelchair and that russian robot cunt need to also be cut out.
Whoever fucking wrote this shit needs to die. Has anyone else read this shit?
>>87948451
Gotham City Siren Rebirth WHEN!
>>87948518
Good fucking question
>>87948451
To be fair, the Deadpool cast was pretty shitty other than Blind Al in his first real ongoing.
But the major difference is that they were straightmen to Wade, and the plot was actually building up to something. In this the book can't decide if the side cast is goofy, or if they're snarking straightmen. They're awkwardly straddling both, making Harley look more bizarre but doing nothing for the narrative or humor. Its also clearly "adventure of the week", working towards nothing that can have a payoff.
To top it off, despite all three of her books having a similar dynamic and humor, all three have basically no connection. While I like that fact, since I hate books that tie into others and force you to buy more than one ongoing for the full story, the fact that they don't even add to each other thanks to Harley being aware of being a comic character and thus having in-universe negative continuity means the books can't characterize her or add depth of any kind to each other. They can't even be a brick joke to each other for those who are reading more than one.
But worst of all; despite being written like pic related, which relied heavy on parody of what was going on in other comics at the time and openly mocked events, Harley's books are afraid to make fun of other DC things unless they're long in the past or are just a generic comment on the characters themselves. When something does get made fun of, its in a very light-handed way to the point that Robot Chicken is a better source of DC on DC mockery.
Translation: They're playing it safe. Writing one issue at a time with little plan, and not being bold enough to take the piss out of themselves.
Yes, I looked at the catalog and saw the other thread. The other thread is for actually discussing that theory. That's not for this.
This thread is simply for sharing those /co/ related "memories" that never actually happened but, you definitely have a recollection of just the same.
So, here are three of mine:
>A Garfield Christmas where the grandma dies.
>Peter Pan (Disney version) with a montage type sequence towards the end where they take The Lost Boys AND the pirates (including Smee but, excluding Captain Hook) to be reunited with their moms.
>Calvin and Hobbes winter special. The really fucked up thing is I even "remember" it being on CBS.
>>87948285
Not memories but at school we always told bullshit stories about episodes that were pulled off the air or never aired all. I heard about a Pokemon episode where Ash crashed his BMW into a tree because he was distracted from seeing Butterfree again. This was supposedly part of a long arc of tragic-as-shit episodes set years in the future where Ash meets all of his old Pokemon again. As for me, I liked telling everyone about the X-rated episodes of Cubix Robots for Everyone. Mmmyes.
I think we never questioned each other because we wanted these episodes to be real. Bunch of crazy kids, but look where I am now.
>>87948285
>A Garfield Christmas where the grandma dies.
For some reason I feel like this actually exists and that I have seen it too...
Don't think this counts but I could have sworn that in The Dark Crystal that Chamberlain bled a lot more then he did when Jen stabbed him with the shard.
>>87950006
>X-rated episodes of Cubix Robots for Everyone
Go on...
It was a dumb, cheesy science show but had some really fun character designs!
>>87947969
Yeah, I remember Grossology. Not a bad show, interesting villains. I had a crush on the sister as a kid.
>>87947969
>remembers Grossology's existence
lol. Yeah that was a fun little cartoon. 2 seasons wasn't enough, but I can understand them running out of g-rated gross stuff.
It was
weird and not in a good way the show was gross so lets just say it lead to alot of gross fetish art
Who /Arrowverse/ here?
Trailer here: https://youtu.be/OkP7OlmOXrk
>What did you think of the trailer?
>What is Barry's grim message from the future about?
>Will Felicity finally, finally die?
>>87947703
>>What is Barry's grim message from the future about?
It's very obviously about how Flashpoint created some kind of change that allows the Dominators to win when they didnt in Thawne's timeline. He's asking Rip to go back in time and kill him before he ever creates Flashpoint, possibly even telling him to get Reverse Flash's help in doing it. That's why he's the Legends villain this season
>>87947703
>What did you think of the trailer?
Pretty hype. Weird seeing Diggle standing up there as if he's somehow equal to everyone else
>What is Barry's grim message from the future about?
Possibly the Dominators.
But it might be about the Legion of Doom fucking up history even worse than the Legends. And it could mention Cold.
Mick finding out that Stein and Jax knew that Snart was possibly alive and keeping it from him is easy drama.
>Will Felicity finally, finally die?
No
>>87947865
Who else is supposed to be in the Legion of Doom besides RF and Darkh?