SPECULATION TIME!
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2016/12/25/page-six-one-six-blind-items-for-christmas-day/
Welcome to Page Six One Six, the annual-ish blind items column of Bleeding Cool. Stories taken from across the comic book industry, from publisher to publisher, creator to creator, where the names have been changed to protect the guilty. Stories told in the Hyatt roof bar or the Bayfront basement, from intern to colourist, to assistant editor… you have been warned.
Which comics writer got his editor’s name wrong and started sending sending e-mails full of secret plot points about an upcoming event to his publisher’s biggest competitor? Giving them a two-month window ahead of solicitation on their rival’s big event plans? And telling them exactly when to schedule their own to scupper their rival?
Which marketing executive who was made Senior VP at DC Comics a decade ago, doesn’t even mention the position on her LinkedIn page anymore, describing the period merely as a marketing position at Time Warners?
Which comic book publisher, after a dinner meeting at a show between writers, editors and artists, male and female, ended it as people milled out into the streets, by raising his fists to the air and shouting “let’s go to a titty bar!” And then did.
Which comic book executive was rather surprised to stumble out from another “titty bar” onto the streets of New York to see me walking past to on the way to my AirBNB, and pleaded with me not to mention his name?
Which male comics editor who speaks loudly against sexual assault in the industry was actually once arrested, himself, for sexual assault of a comics creator?
Which prominent comics editor had never read comics before being made an editor and continues to not read comics while handling one of the biggest entertainment properties in the comics industry?
>>88666235
Which big time established New York cartoonist is putting his dollar where his mouth is and planning to make a move to London after the inauguration of President Trump?
Which prestigious award committee routinely rejects nomination lists from publishers if they don’t like the creators or works on the list and drafts a suggested list in response in order to focus on more established and less controversial nominees?
Which comic creator, after appearing on a gay-themed panel at a comic con, was heard being told by another gay comic creator, “you don’t get work from the publisher because they are homophobic, you don’t get work because they don’t like you.”
Which big name comic book creators are working together on a cannabis lifestyle magazine for the newsstand for next year, in the light of new legalisation measures?
>>88666235
>Which comics writer got his editor’s name wrong and started sending sending e-mails full of secret plot points about an upcoming event to his publisher’s biggest competitor? Giving them a two-month window ahead of solicitation on their rival’s big event plans? And telling them exactly when to schedule their own to scupper their rival?
It's Dogfucker, isn't it?
>>88666235
Wow, all of these are boring and uncontroversial.
Happy birthday Jesus
It's pretty disgusting when people think disrespecting a religious holiday is cute or funny. "Merry fucking whatever." The person clearly doesn't enjoy the holiday and is repulsed by the celebration, further set by their sad attempt at drawing a sexual face to imply dick licking. If they hate the holiday so much, why waste their time making this picture?
Also, put your trip back on so you can stay filtered. The thread from last night was deleted for a reason.
>>88666283
U madit's funny because the tripfag you're complaining about is actually a pretty devoutly religious
>>88666151
You the one
Wa- W- Wakka-nada... Wakanda?
>>88666054
Say what you will about me, but this scene will always piss me off because of how fucking stupid it is. It's literally pronounced how it's spelled and you're going to tell me a genius like Banner wouldn't be able to pronounce it just by looking at it? Fuck you, Whedon.
>>88666111
Maybe he was good with gamma radiation research but complete dog shit at the English language
>>88666164
Don't you come into my house and defend Joss Whedon. Not on my birthday.
This show had no right being as funny as it was.
>>88665828
It relied on edgy gross-out humour and crudeness a bit more than I would've liked, but it could be pretty funny.
>>88665846
>It relied on edgy gross-out humour and crudeness a bit more than I would've liked
Have you considered the idea that you might just have shit taste
>>88665828
I tried watching it after /co/ seemed to like it, but it was just too "lol we said sex! XDXDXXD black people often do more crime and are sassy!!!"
Is he the worst Santa ever?
>When he first sees Rudolph as a child he says that he better get rid of his freakish red nose or he'll never pull his sleigh
>Actually tells Rudolph's father he should be ashamed of himself for birthing such an abomination
>Never actually apologizes to Rudolph, only acts nice to him once he realizes he realizes he has no choice but to use his unholy mutation to guide him
>Shows zero respect for his employees, won't even apreciate the effort they put into making songs to please him
>Enforces a strict caste system where elves HAVE to make toys or else they're shunned
>His elves have no dentist, odds are they don't have any healthcare at all
>Makes deffective toys that nobody asked for, then dumps them on an island, including a doll that wasn't deffective at all
>>88665774
dont care best movie
i never want to grow up i will always love the movie
also santa is red pilled he sees the value of merit
>>88665861
>also santa is red pilled he sees the value of merit
He didn't see the value of merit when Rudolph proved to very good at flying despite being a novice. He showed admiration until he saw that he still had the red nose, after that the achievement was forgotten and he yelled at the father. He only saw the "value" of merit when he had no other alternative.
I always wanted to fuck Rudolph's mom.
Like the ancient Hawaiians used to say, if you throw the coconut at the girl you liked, you really fucked up
Should I give her a dicking, Tito?
>>88665779
Like the ancient Hawaiians used to say, the bird doesn't do the dicking, the dicking does the bird for you
>>88665773
if rocket power were a modern cartoon tito and raymundo would have been a couple
>Already Christmas
>this hasn't aired once
=(
>>88665732
>>88665783
>not wanting to fuck based Martini
>>88665732
>tfw kids of the future might never get the chance to see Olive on TV
damn...
Merry Christmas your present is no update
thank you based kaz
>>88665599
Waifufags deserve nothing less (and nothing more).
>>88665599
T-there's still New Year's, right?
>>88666019
Anon, as someone who willingly gave Kaz money, even I know its dead. Time to move on.
What is end game /co/? He had a suit that could withstand the magic blast from the whisper spell. He had an anti magic cage. If he has all these things and possibly the ability to make more antimagic items, why did he choose to go about attacking them this way?
(Mainly want your opinions and speculations bc I eat that shit up)
(Also Jarco fag so suck it Star)
>>88665511
His endgame was to write himself out of the show so season 2 could have 30+ episodes with no sign of him.
>>88665583
Really, the changes of him being gone for good sre pretty much zero
>>88665511
A quiet life.
>she's just, you know....
No, I'm afraid I don't know. What was Peridot implying in this scene?
>>88665374
>TWO CLODS
>WALKING AROUND LIKE
>ONE CLOD
You know how you can make sex gestures with one hand pointing a finger(penis) and the other hand as a hole(vagina) and you move the finger in and out?
Well she made a gesture of two holes and banged em together.
I'm a big DCfag, but admittedly I have never read much about Wonder Woman in particular, even though I know the general highlights of her history. One thing I never quite got was how do the Amazons' powers work. See, Diana is superhuman and shit but are all the Amazons as superpowerful as Diana? Are they all Superman-tier? Or are Diana's powers a gift from the gods meant only for her? It depends on the version or what?
No, no, yes, or what.
Back in the day, she had SHAZAM shit, strength of Hercules, beauty of Aphrodite and whatever.
Rest of Amazons are strong but not THAT strong. See RHatO and Artemis trying to stop Bizarro from walking into walls.
>>88665405
>See RHatO and Artemis trying to stop Bizarro from walking into walls.
This is what I mean. Artemis is also superstrong.
>>88665405
>beauty of Aphrodite
only in comics
Who was wrong?
>>88665076
>a woman betraying the man that loves her
futurama was a series ahead to it's time
>>88665076
about what?
>>88665076
Comedy Central for hiring such dog shit writers.
Comedy Central era Futurama is almost as fucking awful as direct to dvd Futurama.
The show should've stayed dead the first time.
Hi /co/, it's Clyde, your favorite Loud House character! Wanna wish him a Merry Christmas?
No.
>>88665055
SHUT THE FUCK UP CLYDE
Err, exactly why does /co/ have it in for this character?
i miss when heroes used to fight villans not themselves over some petty shit
You wanted redemption stories and muh villainfu should totally be Justice Leaguer, right?
>>88665048
>literally the second comic released under the Marvel name was a hero vs hero issue
so what was it like reading comics in the twenties?
I sure don't miss good or evil character, moral ambiguity is metric fuck loads better.
ITT: Post /co/ Santas