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WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE?
How have you been enjoying Marvel NOW, /co/?
>>88866219
I'm enjoying it, just not in the way they intended.
>>88866228
What way did you intend?
What way are you enjoying now?
I like Nova, Renew your vows, Carnage and Spider-man 2099 at least.I'm also buying Venom but only because I hate myself
Why are humans always portrayed as the "average" race in media when its very clear we have distinct advantages over many animals?
>Good eyesight
>Fast healing
>Incredible endurance
>Ability to eat poisonous substances most animals cannot such as choclate
>Can even be trained to do echolocation
because that gives depth to the other characters
>>88866076
Average implies most flexible and with fewest exploitable flaws, which implies humans are the best race
>ability to eat poisonous
nah man, youre overselling this one
tons of critters can eat at least one thing others cant
chocolate doesnt really count anyway because it doesnt exist without humans
i guess youre thinking about like a cartoon furry universe though in which case cows couldve invented chocolate or some such
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUVCgTceghc
why don't other show creators interact with their fans this way? he actually shows a lot of passion for his work
>>88865948
>he actually shows a lot of passion for his work
It sure as fuck doesn't show in his character designs.
He's a hack
>>88865948
His show is awful though.
What would do you want or NEED to see in the upcoming movie?
Pic is related as all hell.
>>88865861
Tony stark in caps place doing that scene holding his shield.
>>88865861
OP here. 'Scuse the typo.
>>Cap wields Mjnior
>>A treasure hunt plot where all the heroes break into smaller teams and go after each gem in wild locations, run into a Thanos foe on the way.
>>Thanos beating the Hulk. We really need a villain who can put down the Hulk.
ITT: Characters that could lift mjolnir
>>88865278
But only with her THICC BUTT
from the end of doom patrol #1(2009)
>>88865177
>>88865185
>>88865210
>Looking to run a capeshit tabletop rpg with my gaming group
Are there any capeshit rpgs out there?
I'd ask on /tg/ if I were you
but yes there are loads
Question might fit better on /tg/ but yeah there are a ton:
>Mutants & Masterminds
>Masks
>Wild Talents
>Marvel Heroic Roleplaying
>Marvel FASERIP
>DC Heroes
>>88865023
I'd go with mutants and masterminds or Wild Talents or maybe a Fate based game. It really depends on your group
Will we finally see him in the next Season of Daredevil? I'm sick of The Hand ninja shit and just want to see the based Bullseye fuck Matt's shit up.
>>88864877
I'd assume so, Typhoid Mary would also be a welcome addition.
Hopefully. Charlie Cox keeps talking about how he wants to bring in Bullseye.
>>88864877
He's more Elektra's nemesis than Matt's,and they've already done her death.
So. This happened.Bruce is now young again. So this is how Miller is going to write Batman in TDKR4&5. Weird.
Thoughts?
>>88864556
Bruce was nearly dead, it makes sense.
How long until he fucks Robin though?
>>88864623
Dick called Carrie jailbait in DK2 and he's an expert on mentors molesting sidekicks so I'd take his word for it
>>88864556
I -- for one -- welcome back our Bat overlord
I guess the Miles killing Hydra Cap vision and the upcoming Jessica Jones Hydra related issue are Bendis shoving his shit OCs into Spencer's event.
Who will stop him?
>>88864519
>stopping Bendis
It sounds like ou still have a bit of that 'hope' stuff left in there somewhere.
>Bendis will deny the push of a character that deserves it by forcing his shitty pet characters into the story
>>88864519
Guess Spencer is an architect at marvel now, so having your shit interrupted is part of the job
Why does Tina like horses so much?
Big dik.
BIG
Big fat horse cock, duh.
How do mermaids have metallurgy when you can't make fire underwater?
>>88864480
Hydrothermal vents?
>>88864480
My guess would be geysers and underwater magma vents or what have you.
But I don't actually know anything about metallurgy so maybe those wouldn't actually be of any use.
>>88864480
Magic
Alternatively, magic capable of boiling a section of the water to such high degrees that it can melt and soften metal.
Alternatively x2: He's the son of Poseidon and can fuck with your logic.
..what was this movie even bout?
>>88864442
what's anything even bout?
You're welcome.
>>88864442
Ghosts or some shit, I dunno
So THIS is the power of Marvel comics
>>88864341
why are there twopools
>>88864460
One of them is Massacre, the Mexican Deadpool. The joke being that he Spanish translations of Marvel call Deadpool Massacre, so they created a Deadpool that only speaks Spanish called Massacre. I'm assuming in the Spanish translation, Massacre is called Deadpool and only speaks English.
>>88864541
No the joke is that one is a literal ripoff.
And deadpool is really only one that can understand Masacre.