Hey folks, it's Ouash, and even though it's late, it's still Wednesday! I'm working a day job now so I can't do morning storytimes during the week. Still, I'm here with the 3rd week of Bellybuttons update storytimes. Currently ongoing is the new book called "A History of Hijinks". FAQ: >Q: Why isn't Karine goth anymore? A: This is a spin-off series that rewinds the timeline of the story in order to focus on more one-off gags. >Q: So is this canon? A: Yes, with a dash of retcon. >Q: Wait, so when do we find out about the lesbians and the other stuff from the main story? A: Book 8 is coming out in 2018.
>>89070641
>I'm working a day job now
Look at the wagecuck. Look at him and laugh.
>>89070675
I'm so cucked I massively fucked up the opening post, too... well, might as well keep this thread up since I can't delete my own thread.
FAQ (with non-shit formatting):
>Q: Why isn't Karine goth anymore?
A: This is a spin-off series that rewinds the timeline of the story in order to focus on more one-off gags.
>Q: So is this canon?
A: Yes, with a dash of retcon.
>Q: Wait, so when do we find out about the lesbians and the other stuff from the main story?
A: Book 8 is coming out in 2018.
>>89070641
>>89070710
First the previous pages, then the new page. We have 1 new page this week.
Why, I do believe it's time for some early Silver Age!
But enough about me, how's your day been?
Bit of Kirby for you today - not a huge amount, but I'm kinda rushed.
Also, be aware that due to real life commitments, I won't be making another thread until Sunday.
Who is your favorite character named Bob?
Pic related, my favorite Bob is Bob.
>>89024267
I too like blue bobs
>they're the same character
>>89136025
Gotta go fast.
>>89135980
How bad can he be?
This show is fucking horrible.
This is what people claim Nick got on CN and Disney?
Nice bait, CNfag.
>>89131890
I've reached ep 8 of Loud House, and it's been a shit stain from the start.
Do they ever leave that house even? It's starting to give me viewer claustrophobia.
>>89131910
Am I wrong tho
If this shit has no threads while every cn cartoon does?
https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/01/13/indepth-look-overships-distorted-marvel-comics-numbers-december-2016/
There's something I don't understand. Marvel puts a ton of effort into giving all their comics tons of variants, relaunching twice a year to sell #1 issues to people, making every book tie into big events, getting their books in Lootcrates (to the point that they even started their own special Lootcrate variant,) and giving away massive amounts of free books to boost their numbers.
But then every month they have to do the same thing again because their books have such a short shelf life. I mean Marvel #1 books with 100% overship and 1/100 variants regularly drop from the top 10 to the mid-30s or below for the second issue. Meanwhile DC is flooding the charts with books 10 to 12 issues in, stabilizing at numbers that match or dwarf Marvel's new books. Meanwhile Spider-man, Marvel's flagship hero and one of the few to keep from being relaunches, languishes from neglect.
Why is Marvel so invested in the collector's market? They're expending tons of effort to maintain the illusion of a lead in an industry they seem hellbent on avoiding participating in.
Why doesn't Marvel just make comics people want to read instead products for eBay sellers?
>>89131339
Because they're afraid that if they don't chase the short term profit, they'll die off.
>>89131339
>Why doesn't Marvel just make comics people want to read instead products for eBay sellers?
Because they can't
People only read Batman shit
One part of that article is really interesting:
>It gives the impression that Marvel is doing this just to game the charts and look better for Marvel Comics in the civil war between Marvel Films and the rest of Marvelat Disney, and the e-mails between different departments and Disney highlighting poor performance of the other departments. And yes, that does happen.
Is that was this is all about? I had assumed that this was mostly for public propaganda, but is at all really about Disney pressing down on them?
Has /co/ discussed this page yet?
Watch as Riri and Tony discuss what her superhero name should be and discuss gender identifiers.
>lemme explain the word play from that cover a year ago because not everyone got it
>>89130484
What I don't get is why are they talking about Iron when the suits are made of anything but
>>89130484
Bendis can't stop bashing She-Hulk even when she's not around.
Why Batman doesn't kill the Joker?
>le joker will win if he will be killed
So, it's better to leave alone a crazy guy?
He's nothing but chaos.
>>89129778
Would you kill YOUR significant other?
>>89129778
Batman is a man who responded to his parents being shot in front of him while he was a child by putting on a bat suit and kicking the shit out of criminals.
Why are you so suprised he does weird stuff?
>>89129808
But he's a psychopath. He murders people.
How can you be a "hero" when you allow such criminals alive ?
>that kid who liked Leonardo
what was wrong with him?
>>89128561
>he just liked Leo cause SWORDS!
Nanchaku master race
Leonardo had swords, while the others had forks, a long stick and two sticks on a chain.
>>89128595
>>89128603
>swords
almost cool, if he used them. I mean the first 5 episodes almost shouldn't count. They were animated incredibly and should be immortalized in the smithsonian, but the rest of the other 9 seasons he only threw them at things. he threw a fucking sword in a third of the episodes
but yeah I can totally buy swords being the reason if the entire run they fought awesome robot foot soldiers, beat their asses like they're on a rooftop in episode 2
>main Avengers title falling out of the 50k zone on the second issue
>Champions doing worse than Spider-Man #10 in dollar share
>Iron Doom and Jessica Jones performing worse than Thanos
>Gwenpool, Ghost Rider, Slapstick, Mosaic, Occupy Avengers plunging into the cancellation territory
What went wrong
>>89126320
That image is fucking depressing to look at
>>89126376
When that image was revealed with was like anti-hype for me. Doesn't even resemble the Marvel universe. Bleak colors, lame heroes, and a black chick in a transformer.
>>89126320
The same thing that has been going wrong for the last several years. Relaunching again and again without fixing shit, and actually doubling down on the problems. By the end of this year or sometime next year they'll relaunch everything again, sales will up for a few months based on the last dregs of hope from the fans, then they'll drop when they realize making (*Insert white male character here) into a transgender black otherkin doesn't actually make up for the fact that the writers are shit.
And then they'll do it all again, until the editorial team gets fired.
WHO /LASTMAN/ HERE??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7yb4uiTrGg
>>89125269
We had a thread a little while ago that had links to the first 6 episodes eng-subbed.
Anymore been subbed since then?
>>89125290
Yeah they've done up to episode 8
>>89125374
Nice.
This was a kids show right?
>>89124828
France.
>>89124828
Ninja turtles did the same shit.
I masturbated to this show and WITCH a lot when I was a kid
this pic was made by /co/ or /v/ almost 10 years ago, does it still hold true?
>>89123848
It was never true to start with.
>>89123848
This is among the oldest images I have saved, from even before my hard drive crashed.
What is the appeal of this brat?
>>89123755
Despicable on his own.
Lovable when together with Jon.
Can any one give a valid reason as to why the adults in this show never questioned this shit?
because the adult stuff is just as crazy ,and sometimes crazier
>>89123157It's not real
Everything that happens is one giant delusion where ordinary events are depicted as hyperbolic fantastical extremes by the kids.