The premiere of the new season of Samurai Jack has finally been revealed.
https://twitter.com/CabooseJr/status/823389273000996867/video/1It will air on my Birthday.
>>89354149
Oh shit, that's my birthday too!
What a really weird way to announce it though.
>>89354149
It's my birthday as well.
Strange they don't have a promo yet.
>>89354149
Awesome that's my birthday
>anthropomorphic animal characters
>the females wear clothes
>the males do not
>>89354122
Women care a lot more about clothes than men. Too much honestly
>>89354122
I believe there's a law in America that says this has to happen.
>my definition of equality is not being reflected in media REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
no one cares, kill yourself you underage piece of shit
Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?
OP
>>89354040
What was Toot's "bimbo" like? I could imagine him being a wife-beating Pitbull or Staffordshire that has /pol/-like views
What does being pro-life mean exactly?
I SEND THE SWARM I SEND THE HORDE SO SAITH THE LORD
>>89353895
This is why things like a judeo christian holocaust is inevitable
>>89353895
Who the fuck at Dreamworks said "Let's adapt the Old Testament and make it a children's cartoon" ?
>>89354544
>As if it's not for adult to.
>No obligation.
http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/
>>89353097
Those dicks!
Also, Parley, please use your superpower and teleport him to a hospital now.
>>89353097
smitty's fucked, isn't he
Get your damn plot out of my porn comic
>>89352705
Ikr in trying to nut
It's pretty good, though.
get your damn porn out of my plot comic
The last cartoon you watched is now extreme and depressing. Whats it like and how is it any different?
>>89351918
What are Pearl's boobs like? Just too little nipples with no hint of lumps?
>>89352034
Nipples with some squishy fat. I assume since shes little more then a sex slave she can shapshift them any way she wants
Why is Jafar one of the least memorable Disney villains? Aladdin itself is a great movie.
I was having a conversation on best Disney villains with some friends and nobody mentioned or brought up Jafar, people even brought up Dr Facilier before him.
What makes Jafar so uninteresting as a villain? Is it the lack of a song of his own? Voice actor?
>>89351707
his beard is too twisted
It's because he wasn't voiced by Gilbert Gottfried
>>89351707
Lack of a song and Iago overshadowing him thanks to the television show and sequels.
ANGELA ANACONDA DIGIVOLVE TO
ANGELAMON
>>89351680
Fuck you. I fucking hated this shit. I was so confused and angry when this came on in the theater when I was a kid. Since then I have despised Canadians.
>>89351710
But how could you despise canadians on my account when that is impossible on account of I am so impossibly adorable?
>>89351710
>Angela Anaconda
>Created by Americans.
There are too many American human Green Lanterns in sector 2814. If you were to kill off the majority of them with exception for 2, who would you spare?
Guy
How is this even a question
Guy and Hal for obvious reasons
>>89351017
Hal and John.Kyle is White, Guy should go back to Red, make Jessica Power Ring again, no idea for Simon
How do we fix him?
IDK. The new solo is going to a A LOT of damage seeing that the writer is one of the biggest flamers I've ever seen and says the only thing he wants to do is explore Bobby's new homosexuality.
>>89351013
Make him a black transgender woman in a relationship with hispanic transgender man.
>>89351013
Easy. Bring Aaron back to X-Men and let him have his OTP.
This one's gonna take a minute to parse, so I'll just post it and let it sink in.
>>89350234
>2 people having a decent conversation
>"yuck, christians"
>where'ethejokebuckley.jpg
Man, fuck Willis.
Aw man, you think Willis will go the distance and have Joyce cuck Sarah?
>>89350234
goddamnit other patreanon, I just saved it.I surprisingly have no problems with the bulk of this page. I've had pleasant religious discussions with people I disagreed with, and it sounded much like this
that said, the last panel, while fitting in character, feels wholly unnecessary as willis tries to force a joke.
also
>"just recalling old childhood sermons from memory and putting them into comics" comics
Sonorie doesn't seem as bad as Duane said. Guess you can't trust a piss mop's word
>>89350041
Man the handmaidens seem idealistic. Not a bad thing but its funny they're pissed at the gods for what happened, not sure I've seen that behavior from Gefendur before.
>>89350139
The dude knocks her down for it pretty quick though. This girl might just be a spitfire.
whats with all the niggers
>be me
>2012
>hears about new new DC fighting game by Moral Kombat guys
>gets hyped
>turns out to be based on elseworld story where everyone is an asshole version of themselves
>injustice 2 coming out
>still about asshole universe
>goddammit
Anyone feel the same and would prefer a DC game based on classic characters?
Why would the normal ones fight each other?
>>89349984
Story mode they just have heroes vs villains with some hero vs hero or villain vs villain ones when there is a misunderstanding or something.
Or even better use an in universe villain like Starro and have them deal with mind control and have to fight eachother to get off the Star.
The are tons of better examples in comics that would provide better ways to let that happen but let them show their normal personalities instead of these asshat versions.
>>89350159
>Or even better use an in universe villain like Starro and have them deal with mind control and have to fight eachother to get off the Star.
Down with this.
Anyone else like the Sam and Max cartoon on here? Or the franchise in general.
I do
>>89348223
Yes and yes.
the comics were amazing and the games were great.
the cartoon is a couple shades below both for me. doesn't capture the manic-ness of the series.