Anyone seen the new Clarence?Think Sumo is going to stay at West Aberdale now?
>>89319075
I think Ms. Baker is stacked.
I loooove Ms. Baker.
>>89319075
wha? the internet is not telling me about this. one source lists an episode i've never heard of, claiming it already aired. another lacks that episode but claims a new episode is coming out in february
You guys remember that God awful movie The Forest, an American movie about Japan Suicide forest. Surely a comic can do better. . . Surely
>>89318687
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>>89318755
Just trends that have been adopted that you think alienate would-be and former readers.
Add anything you want that's not up already.
>back-to-back/overlapping events
>events that derail smaller books via needless tie-ins
>the notion that it's financially viable to anger your consumerbase
>the obnoxious nature by which the writer's politics are often injected into stories and characters
>the apparent contempt the writing/editing staff have for their readers and buyers
>likewise contempt for the characters that made Marvel big (also related to politics), much of which has led to these characters' replacement/removal/character assassination in rapid succession
>shifting of comic themes/characters/concepts to more closely align with the contemporary films
>the nearly cyclical model that has books relauching continuously over very few years
It might be too wordy, but whatever. I'd like it to look at least a hair higher than typical shitposts.inb4 filename
their retarded variant cover policies
>>89318410
You mean as far as like "buy this many A, get this much overshipped B"?
I'm an uneducated, middle-aged, shut-in virgin and even I'm embarrassed for you.
Why did Spiderman get 30 minutes max screen time? Seriously... Like that seems really bummer sauce.
He was like promptly told to go home by Stark
What do?
I still don't like that suit
>>89318345
The eyes are aweful, but I do like the explanation. Every Spider-man movie has less and less reason for the costume.
>>89318345
>He was like promptly told to go home by Stark
yeah Tony didn't want a kid to die on his watch
>>89318345
People who say this is comic accurate seriously need to die in a fire.
This is just a fad right? Marvel will eventually go back to normal right?
Isn't that two reboots old by now?
And what is "normal" in Marvel?
>>89318430
comics being like they were when i was 12
You have to make a lucha-themed superhero for Marvel or DC. what kind of powers do you give them? how do they work into the universe?
He's actually Huitzilopotchli, immortal Aztec god of sunlight and warfare. An eldritch being of pure solarkinetic energy and will, he has walked the earth in quiet since the fall of his adopted people, taking a mortal guise thanks to a power-inhibiting mask that has changed over the centuries.
He's been toying with the idea of destroying humanity for their transgressions and abandonment of his worship, but all his long-term plans will take millennia to play out and he figures humanity can try and prove themselves in the meantime.
Why yes, I've been thinking about this for some time now.
>>89318037
>what kind of powers do you give them?
Super strength and super inteligence(To know when to suplex or not)
>how do they work into the universe?
It's not about how his powers work, it's about his moral code.
He is always morally right, El Santo never loses his way
>>89318037
Just have a crossover with El Santo again.
Can we have a terra thread? :3
>>89317979
As you wish
>>89318161
>[BLACKLANTERNED].com
>>89317979
We had a Raven thread. Now we got a starfire thread. And now you want a Terra thread? Fuck it. We might as well have a Jinx thread while we're at it.
I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN
shut uplisa
>>89317945
The Scalie Schoolie thread is thataway.
>>89317945
Was she drunk?
High?
What the hell was in that liquid?
So did the ultimate universe merge with 616 or did the ultimate characters just end up there?
Everything merged into Doomworld.
>>89317811
who the fuck is that clown yup there in the top write?
>>89317839
I meant after
Was anyone actually surprised this turned out to be Aku?
You had to be a moron not to see the obvious colour scheme and facial signs.
>>89317687
I wanted to believe.
>>89317687
>Every green person is Aku
Back to /pol/ with that edgy racism buddy.
>The look Ikra gives the weird green dancer dude when he comes in
>Looking embarassed and flustered
Aku is totes gay tho.
So have you ever been to Africa /co/?
I live in detroit so yes
>>89317638
been to Morocco, Tunisia and Egypt if that countsBarring the ruins of Carthage and ancient Egypt it was all a shithole
Yes, spent 5 years in Nigeria. Funny how I learned more about the country now that I live in America. But I'd argue that my day to day reality makes things a lot more convenient. I did go to Abuja, Lagos, and Benin.
Post yfw Squidward likes Krabby Pattys
>>89317500
I SEND MY SWORD I SEND MY SCOURGE THUS SAYETH THE LORD
>sword
>lord
BARS
>>89316837
You sure did.
Why is God such a fucking prick?
ITT: Characters you still like despite all the shit they've been through
>>89316688
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>>89316688
Which comic character has the largest proportionate penis?
Reed Richards
>>89316074
That spaceship alien from Alan Moore Swamp Thing.
I know it was a girl, but it does not mean that she can't have a robot cock.
>>89316074
Probably Batman.