>your son will never grow up
>he will never be able to go out and live his own life
>he will never find love and start a family of his own
>he will always need you to take care of him, no matter how clever he gets
Being the stuffed animal MILF is suffering.
Who says?
>>89678167
>I will never be unconditionally loved forever
Fix'd for OP's sour grapes.
>cartoon characters don't age
Wow stunning revelation there Aristotle.
Don't make me suck your dick!
Fuck off not SpongeBob
>>89678001
really make you think
How old are these writers anyway? Why the hell are the executives and the censors letting them get away with blatantly treating their viewers like idiots and parodying the original teen titans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKKFyInbEu4
>>89677874
oh great, it's another TTG thread where it's nothing but everybody being a crybaby bitch about the show being bad.
>>89677874
lol u mad ,bitch?
ITT: series, that would make a perfect carton series
I'm really sick of these lazy attempts to have /v/ threads on /co/ by saying "wouldn't [video game] be a good cartoon?"
no way, diablos plotline is the corniest shit. blizzard couldnt write a decent story if their life depended on it
>insert your favorite piece of non-/co/ media here
I just finished this
Who had the best arc to y'all
The worst were Renee Montoya and Elongated Man
>>89677749
lobo,animal man,starfire and adam strange is the best one
Who wrote what in this?
>>89678078
Yeah, that's my favorite part too.
Tell me,/co/
>How can one write their MC to not be a Mary Sue?
>Are jobbers unavoidable in a group or league of superheroes?
>How can a romance subplot be not only tolerable but interesting?
>How should power levels be balanced,if at all?
>Are antagonists with a tragic background that justifies their behaviour a tired cliche?
>Whats the textbook example of how to handle a story involving multiple superheroes working together and all of them getting decent screentime?
>>89677362
Give them actual flaws. Basically, come up with personal problems for your character, then make sure that none of them seem like they'd be part of an OC made by Sheldon Cooper.
>>89677362
good album m8
>>89677362
>How can one write their MC to not be a Mary Sue?
First, be aware that people might call your character a Mary Sue even if they're not. Don't lose sleep over it. Analyze their criticisms, see if you can get to the heart of what they mean; if they're using the term correctly, make improvements, but they also might not be. A character isn't a Mary Sue just because they're competent or the chosen one. There's a world of difference between Luke Skywalker and, say, Rey.
As to your actual question: Flaws. Weaknesses. Insecurities. Failures. Your character doesn't need to be a total and consistent fuckup, that can be an opposite kind of bad, but they should have foibles. Spider-Man has one of the most rounded powersets imaginable but he's haunted by guilt, torn by his responsibilities, and has trouble keeping his personal life in order. Aang is the Avatar, the most powerful being in the universe, but he's also a 12 year old boy unsure about the responsibility and prone to immaturity, jealousy, and naivety.
Something that helps is don't have characters praise your character incessantly. Not only is it grating, it's usually a tell-tale sign of a Mary Sue (again, Rey).
What went wrong?
>>89677133
They tried to intimidate capes with an MP7.
It might go through cevlar like butter, but that isn't quite what you need with these guys.
>>89677133
>That smug Namor
Anyway, aside from JMS original run, no stories featuring these characters ever caught on or were that good to begin with, so they had no real following from the start.
Also, they tried to sell this series as "the book where heroes aren't afraid to get their hands dirty", forgetting that every single Marvel character got his/her hands dirty on numerous occasions, so there's really no novelty in it.
>>89677411
I forgot, they tried to establihs them as "the heroes who aren't afraid to get their hands dirty" by destroying Atlantis... you know, that place that like Wakanda or Latveria get's totally blown apart 5 times a year, so who gives a shit anyway.
How is Peter Parker one of the smartest on earth?
He isn't. Writers just say he is. The man child still lives in his Aunt's house. He won't get a real job or stay married if it means losing an old, irrelevant woman who has long lost any narrative value.
Because everybody else is so stupid
>>89677092
Peter's smart he just sucks at time management. If he didn't waste his life swinging around in his PJ's he'd probably have actually accomplished something by now
Did her owners actually love her? Or did they just replace her with another dog the minute she went missing? She spent all of that time in the Amazon trying to get back home, but had she succeeded, would they have even wanted her back?
You're in the wrong place, anon. All /co/ knows about that show is that everyone wants to wreck Brandy's shit. They don't even know why, just that they do.
>>89677016
>cute anthro dog
>big booty
>nice feet
>bitchy attitude
if you owned brandy you would fuck her too
>>89677073
Well that didn't take long for a Brandy thread to start talking about her feet.
I like it,
Me too.
Not adding "Avengers" to the title seems like a dangerous gamble, though.
>>89676718
I mean, it's also not really an Avengers film. The Guardians aren't Avengers, etc. It's a gamble though, but Marvel LOVE to gamble.
>>89676718
You seriously think people won't KNOW?
guys help
I keep confusing genndy's work with craig's work
Not surprising. Both of them worked on eachothers' stuff quite a lot, just check the credits and you can usually see both of their names.
Genndy is Craig's alter ego
>>89676507
wtf is up with bubble's face?
Team Blythe or team Biskit?
>>89676341
I don't even watch this and I desire the two of them to softly dominate her in bed.
>>89676711
>>89676341
>Team threesome or team not-a-threesome
This should not be a hard question anon. Two girls are better than one.
JUGGED
>Betty hooks up with Jughead
>Veronica hooks up with Chuck Clayton
>Ms. Grundy is a murderous con woman.
Suddenly being Archie is suffering.
>>89676279
This is gonna trigger all those people who want him to be asexual.
>>89676449
I thought it was always suffering being archie
Am I wrong to be be hyped as hell for this show??
Please let it be good
>>89676134
Nope. I overall love the Netflix MCU series and I'm excited to see what Iron Fist brings to the table. I like the main and supporting characters of all the shows as well.
>>89676134
>>89676165
It's your job, after all.
>>89676126
>new assets in a garfield gag
writing a complaint letter and cancelling my subscription right now.
>>89676126
I won't lie, I smirked.
>>89676126
Is Davis actually making an effort.