"Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead"
>Jeffrey Katzenberg being fired by Disney and founding Dreamworks
"Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun"
>Jeffrey Katzenberg funding Shrek to get out and make fun of Disney status quo
"Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb"
>Shreak was a smart movie in concept, but created a even dumber status quo for animated movies
"Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid"
>What they said to Myers after Chris Farley death
"And all that glitters is gold"
>Don'r matter if it sucks, it makes money so it is gold
"Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change"
>Murphy and Myers carrer falling, Shrek sequels are the only thing that keep then alive with the money
"You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ"
>Meteors became shooting Stars... When they faill
"Only shooting stars break the mold"
>The Shrek franshise is the star, it will only end when a meteor faills on earth, when the world ends
toasting in an epic bread
They originally planned five movies, dingus.
>>89887390
Nigger the previous film was called "The Final Chapter"
the fuck is his problem?
>>89886152
i bet he creaks during sex
>>89886152
he's southern
>>89886152
He's a stand without a master, and those are always fucking annoying
Third season never existed and the series ended at season two?
Would "Bojack Horseman" show be better without it?
>>89886047
yes
>>89886047
Yes. But we'd all complain that they didn't make more, and imagine that a third season would have been great. So the moral is: no matter what, we'll never be satisfied
Why do people dislike season 3 so much?
KFP1
>Shifu and the Five are really unlikable and useless
>Completely standard, by-the-numbers plot
>The villain is the only one who seems like he knows how to fight
>The villain's backstory is literally "WAAAAAHHHH DADDY DIDN'T LOVE ME ENOUGH!"
KFP2
>Po achieves inner peace by learning that his mother was brutally murdered
>Po somehow has flashbacks to when he was a fucking infant
>Shen's backstory is literally "WAAAAAHHHH MOMMY AND DADDY DIDN'T LOVE ME ENOUGH!"
>The Soothsayer is just a rehash of the turtle from Kung-fu Panda 1
>Shen's plan is to invade all of China with like, seven ships
>The Furious Five fail over and over, getting captured twice
KFP3
>LE FUNNY PANDAS XD
>Shifu and the Five are still useless
>LE MORE FUNNY PANDAS XD
>Villain is completely underdeveloped, but at least they ditched the whiny backstory
>LE EVEN MORE FUNNY PANDAS XD
>Villain is once again the only guy (aside from Po) who even seems like he knows how to fight
Why do you faggots jerk off to this series so much?
>>89885927
because i want to ____ the tiger
>>89885927
Because I like Black Jack unironically, and i'd let him do dirty things to me.
Why does DC insist on ruining Watchmen's legacy?
because you deserve it
yes you personally
It's a shit comic written by a hack writer. Who cares?
>ruining
If DK can survive DK2, Watchmen can survive anything.
Think of a character. Got em? Okay.They're now stuck and powerless onthe satellite of loveBonus points for cape characterswho have to watch the shittiest version of their canon
>How do they fare?
Forgot that part
Wouldn't be the first time she was stuck somewhere
>>89884575
He's a pretty funny guy, and smart enough to build robots
Depends on if he ends up with Clayton or Pearl
Rate my waifu
8.5/10, would grind.
>>89884547
Your wife appears to be a prolapsed everything. Fortunately I'm kind of into that, so 7/10.
>>89884547
I heard that she witnessed Constantine getting the Bueno Hot Sausage Special.
Steven Universe Edition
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Feb. 17: "Storm in the Room" at 7pm EST
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>Issue 1 of new Steven Universe ongoing comic
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>Upcoming art book 'Art and Origins' available for pre-order
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>>89883660
These and also some of the books and comics
canon
what is this shit OP
would it look weird if I put SU stickers or buttons on my backpack or should I hide my autism
>American cartoon has even slightly semi-fluid animation
>animation credits list is packed with Asian names
>>89883969
do you know how outlandishly expensive quality animation from a relatively unknown WESTERN animator is?(thanks liberals)
thank goodness the East Asians can also draw, otherwise we'd be stuck with whatever it is that Africans do
>>89883969
What the fuck are you going to expect from a cartoon?
I'm surprised that this hasn't become a huge problem with comics yet.
>>89883969
>Anime actually isn't MOE waifu shit
>Credits filled gook names
Kara is earth-38
Jesse Quick is earth-2
Barry is earth-1
I can understand Jesse, but why is Kara still a different earth? Is this in the comics? AFAIK, I have always seen Supergirl along side Superman in the Justice League but even then it was all the same earth with main flash, Batman, superman, WW, aquaman, GL(s), MMH, ahhh Cyborg...
you get my point
So why haven't they fixed this on the CW yet if all the main people are there?
>>89883722
>AFAIK, I have always seen Supergirl along side Superman in the Justice League but even then it was all the same earth with main flash, Batman, superman, WW, aquaman, GL(s), MMH, ahhh Cyborg...
Why it's almost like it'd have to be some sort of alternate universe to not have one without a Superman...
>>89883722
Supergirl is on a different Earth because Supergirl, as a concept, relies on a well established, active Superman to work properly. She's Superman's cousin, who went off course and got there years after Superman, who was supposed to be a baby she was being sent to protect. Nice and simple.
The universe Arrow has set up doesn't have room for a Superman. They've never mentioned him, despite any situations that would call for his involvement. Aliens are essentially unknown, and there were almost no people with superpowers until the Flash got his.
When Supergirl was developed, while it shared some producers (and possibly writers), it was for a different network (CBS) and shot in a different city (LA), so it made sense for Vancouver shot CW shows with no Superman to not be the same universe. When it moved to the CW for budgetary reasons in season 2, there was enough established to the Supergirl universe that it made no sense to awkwardly try to integrate into the established continuity.
thought of something also:
Between all the earths there are, being an infinite amt of them, does this mean by technicality that DC and Marvel could find a way to meet? Say like Dare Devil and the Flash could meet technically?
>>89883961
it's not even that anon, this earth from what I heard was literally created because CBS didn't want to do anything with CW.
>>89884419
I was just thinking about this too anon. They could always find some wonky way to make it work. Like some cosmic being comes in and mashes the 2 earths together.
NEVER 4GET
NEVER 4GIVE
>>89883640
>Diaz
>>89883640
Fuck, who is this guy?
With the exception of "The Spirit", I read ALL comic book works of Eisner. The guy was solid as fuck. A true literate, different from almost every current comic book creator that couldn't write a novel for the sake of their lives.
Who is this motherfucker?
>>89883640
I love how everyone reminded him Eisner was a Jew and how they all ate him alive afterwards, and then he deleted the tweet and said he only implied Eisner was white.
What a hack.
Is he a virgin?
Is that the source of his wizard-like power?
He fucked Ikra.
>>89883646
Do you think he got a splinter?
You know if he went around fucking every woman in sight over the past 50 years, he'd have his own army.
Is Kubo's BAFTA win a pity prize?
>>89883392
Forgot I never watched this, thanks anon.
anything laika is a pity prize
If it ain't an Oscar then what's the point
You wouldn't download a car would you /co/?
>>89882815
Lemme upload my source code into your software.
Let me insert my adapted wiring into your hardware.
>>89882815
I already did.
I love Strongarm so much.
I would download Strongarm.
I'm home alone right now, the peeps that live with me will be back late night around eleven and I'm just gonna be sitting here the whole day with good wholesome internets.
So to pass the time, can we have a /co/ arts thread? Lets share and post some art, fan art, and even the "cringey" ones found on Deviantart, or any art and fan arts you consider your favorite.