https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arwi_nfgtN0
ITT: THICC
>>90444783
is Putana Thicc?
>>90444783
>Xavier: Renegade Angel is in the last cartoon you watched
What happens?
>>90444413
>Young boy, I see you have a jewel embedded into your body
>Heh, I used to have the same thing when I was your age; of course my penis never truly recovered
>>90444413
I'd probably try to make a Thurrito
>>90444413
It'll probably end up with the main character and him showing each other their penises
>teacher
>thinks being near a plant will cause you to suffocate
What did Mike Judge mean by this?
She actually became dumber as the series went on.
Like, early on her biggest character flaw was being too prudish, then she just somehow becomes completely retarded and insufferable later.
>>90444114
Mike Judge doesn't think women can be intelligent. It's why Peggy and Luanne got dumber as the show went on.
>>90444179
Connie
ITT: Canon Hips
TMS shill pls leave
Yet another masterpiece from owlturd!
I understand the sentiment. Heck, he's lucky someone would say that to him in the first place.
>>90443595
Owlturd is actually decently funny when he doesn't make "lol depreshun" comics.
But then he deletes the funny comics for them being ableist.
>>90443595
Man, talk about sticking to a formula.
You see one of these you really do see 'em all.
LOL FUCK YOU CAPTAIN AMERICA
FUCKING DC WRECKS MARVEL EVEN IN THE 80'S
>>90443555
>Writer(s): Roy Thomas
What a fucking dumb character.
Cable confirmed?
no thanks
A nearly unknown actor who was in one show ten years ago that only geeks liked?
>>90443519
fuck i hope not
Cartoon versions that are better than their comic versions
>>90443384
>Supposed to be the strongest mutant
>Gets killed by a bunch of teenagers
That was the whole point of the movie which you obviously didn't get. In the very beginning, they show he isn't really powerful or a god, he only survives by using other my mutants mutants' powers. That's why he doesn't die in the first five minutes because his horsemen saved him. Without them, he would've been killed by plain jane men. Throughout the movie, he constantly needs to steal powers or have other people do the work for him, yet he is still like I am a god, which he was far off from. This is what the how movie tried to say and practically spelled it out to you awesome the way batman vs superman kept saying superman is jesus. I bet you didn't get that too.
You just described most action cartoons in existence.
>>90443255
That's... the point?
He wasn't actually all that powerful in himself, he just believed he was.
We didn't protect that smile ;_;
>>90443225Sunseeker
>>90443242
I thought it was some foreshadowing, but turns out it's a company that makes boats.
>>90443225
xavier is a faggot for not constantly keeping his powers in check and then being able to spaz out and kill all of em
he's never going to show up is he?
>>90443077
What are you talking about? He's used pretty regularly. His appearances in the first arc of Gwenpool was pretty good.
>>90443106
I meant in the MCU
>>90443178
Oh, in that case
>>>/tv/
I used to work at Zenescope Comics.
Ask me anything.
>>90443029
Was getting a mostly female fanbase intentional?
>>90443042
100% accidental. It brought lots of booty to the booths.
>>90443029
Do you think that faster than light travel could be physically possible?
[monkey shrieking in the distance]
EAT A FUCKING DICK OP
>>90442884
can someone give me a quick rundown?
Have a nice lunch, /co/?
To prepare for Wednesday's rebirth of the Man of Tomorrow, I'm gonna storytime stories leading up to it.
Today's Storytime will include
>Justice League #52
>Action Comics #957-#966
>Superman #1-7 (May go up to 9 depending on thread sizes)
Previous threads:
Part one: >>90220073
Part two: >>90252255
We're gonna have to read twice as much to catch up to Reborn today, so hold on!
This issue and Superman Rebirth were swapped around in the previous Primer.
Rebirth gives a nice recap of DAROS here: >>90257652
TOP 100 COMIC BOOKS
Based on Total Unit Sales of Products Invoiced in February 2017
> 1. STAR WARS DARTH MAUL #1 (MAR)
> 2. BATMAN #16 (DC)
> 3. BATMAN #17 (DC)
> 4. JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #1 [*] (DC)
> 5. SUPER SONS #1 [*] (DC)
> 6. WALKING DEAD #164 (MR) (IMA)
> 7. ALL STAR BATMAN #7 (DC)
> 8. STAR WARS #28 (MAR)
> 9. JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA REBIRTH #1 [*] (DC)
> 10. JUSTICE LEAGUE #14 (DC)
> 11. JUSTICE LEAGUE #15 (DC)
> 12. DETECTIVE COMICS #950 (DC)
> 13. AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #24 (MAR)
> 14. DETECTIVE COMICS #951 (DC)
> 15. FLASH #16 (DC)
> 16. IVX #4 (MAR)
> 17. SUPERMAN #16 (DC)
> 18. FLASH #17 (DC)
> 19. SUPERMAN #17 (DC)
> 20. IVX #5 (MAR)
> 21. BATWOMAN REBIRTH #1 [*] (DC)
> 22. WONDER WOMAN #16 (DC)
> 23. WILD STORM #1 [*] (DC)
> 24. CLONE CONSPIRACY #5 (MAR)
> 25. SUICIDE SQUAD #11 (DC)
> 26. WONDER WOMAN #17 (DC)
> 27. SUICIDE SQUAD #12 (DC)
> 28. UNWORTHY THOR #4 (MAR)
> 29. HARLEY QUINN #13 (DC)
> 30. ELEKTRA #1 (MAR)
> 31. TITANS #8 (DC)
> 32. HARLEY QUINN #14 (DC)
> 33. STAR WARS DOCTOR APHRA #4 (MAR)
> 34. MONSTERS UNLEASHED #2 (MAR)
> 35. ACTION COMICS #973 (DC)
> 36. NIGHTWING #14 (DC)
> 37. TRINITY #6 (DC)
> 38. ACTION COMICS #974 (DC)
> 39. NIGHTWING #15 (DC)
> 40. STAR WARS POE DAMERON #11 (MAR)
> 41. MIGHTY THOR #16 (MAR)
> 42. TRUE BELIEVERS WOLVERINE VS HULK #1 (MAR)
> 43. TEEN TITANS #5 (DC)
> 44. OLD MAN LOGAN #17 (MAR)
> 45. OLD MAN LOGAN #18 (MAR)
> 46. DEADPOOL #26 (MAR)
> 47. VENOM #4 (MAR)
> 48. SPIDER-MAN DEADPOOL #14 (MAR)
> 49. MONSTERS UNLEASHED #3 (MAR)
> 50. GREEN LANTERNS #16 (DC)
> 51. DOCTOR STRANGE #17 (MAR)
> 52. HAL JORDAN AND THE GREEN LANTERN CORPS #14 (DC)
> 53. AVENGERS #4 (MAR)
> 54. GREEN LANTERNS #17 (DC)
> 55. CAPTAIN AMERICA STEVE ROGERS #11 (MAR)
> 56. INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #4 (MAR)
> 57. HAL JORDAN AND THE GREEN LANTERN CORPS #15 (DC)
> 58. KINGPIN #1 (MAR)
> 59. BLACK PANTHER #11 (MAR)
> 60. UNCANNY X-MEN #18 (MAR)
> 61. SPIDER-MAN #13 (MAR)
> 62. BULLSEYE #1 (MAR)
> 63. GREEN ARROW #16 (DC)
> 64. DEADPOOL #27 (MAR)
> 65. JUSTICE LEAGUE POWER RANGERS #2 (DC)
> 66. CAPTAIN AMERICA STEVE ROGERS #12 (MAR)
> 67. GREEN ARROW #17 (DC)
> 68. EXTRAORDINARY X-MEN #19 (MAR)
> 69. THANOS #4 (MAR)
> 70. DAREDEVIL #17 (MAR)
> 71. AMAZING SPIDER-MAN RENEW YOUR VOWS #4 (MAR)
> 72. AQUAMAN #16 (DC)
> 73. CHAMPIONS #5 (MAR)
> 74. GUARDIANS OF GALAXY #17 (MAR)
> 75. UNCANNY AVENGERS #20 (MAR)
> 76. AQUAMAN #17 (DC)
> 77. PAPER GIRLS #11 (IMA)
> 78. ALL NEW X-MEN #18 (MAR)
> 79. INFAMOUS IRON MAN #5 (MAR)
> 80. ALL NEW WOLVERINE #17 (MAR)
> 81. SPIDER-GWEN #17 (MAR)
> 82. RED HOOD AND THE OUTLAWS #7 (DC)
> 83. HULK #3 (MAR)
> 84. BATMAN BEYOND #5 (DC)
> 85. PUNISHER #9 (MAR)
> 86. DEATHSTROKE #12 (DC)
> 87. DOCTOR STRANGE #1.MU (MAR)
> 88. BATGIRL #8 (DC)
> 89. MOON KNIGHT #11 (MAR)
> 90. DEATHSTROKE #13 (DC)
> 91. KILL OR BE KILLED #6 (MR) (IMA)
> 92. SUPERGIRL #6 (DC)
> 93. JESSICA JONES #5 (MAR)
> 94. BATMAN TMNT ADVENTURES #4 [*] (IDW)
> 95. BATGIRL AND THE BIRDS OF PREY #7 (DC)
> 96. ALL NEW X-MEN #1.MU (MAR)
> 97. MIGHTY CAPTAIN MARVEL #2 (MAR)
> 98. OLD GUARD #1 (MR) (IMA)
> 99. AVENGERS #4.1 (MAR)
> 100. PLANET OF APES GREEN LANTERN #1 (BOO)
>Dark Horse Comics' Serenity: No Power in the 'Verse #5 was their top book at #110.
>[*] denotes returnable issue
Sauce: https://www.previewsworld.com/Article/191245-Exclusive-Februarys-Top-100-Best-Selling-Comics
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> 2. LOVE IS LOVE GN (IDW)
> 3. BATMAN DETECTIVE TP VOL 01 RISE OT BATMEN (REBIRTH) (DC)
> 4. SNOTGIRL TP VOL 01 GREEN HAIR DONT CARE (IMA)
> 5. WONDER WOMAN TP VOL 01 THE LIES (REBIRTH) (DC)
> 6. MARCH GN BOOK 03 (IDW)
> 7. SUPERMAN ACTION COMICS TP VOL 01 PATH OF DOOM (REBIRTH) (DC)
> 8. HAL JORDAN & THE GLC TP VOL 01 SINESTROS LAW (REBIRTH) (DC)
> 9. OUTCAST BY KIRKMAN & AZACETA TP VOL 04 (MR) (IMA)
> 10. CIVIL WAR II HC (MAR)
> 11. SCOOBY APOCALYPSE TP VOL 01 (DC)
> 12. DEADPOOL BACK IN BLACK TP (MAR)
> 13. HARLEY QUINN AND HER GANG OF HARLEYS TP (DC)
> 14. AUTUMNLANDS TP VOL 02 WOODLAND CREATURES (MR) (IMA)
> 15. FUTURE QUEST TP VOL 01 (DC)
> 16. SHERIFF OF BABYLON TP VOL 02 POW POW POW (MR) (DC)
> 17. WONDER WOMAN HER GREATEST BATTLES TP (DC)
> 18. DEADPOOL AND MERCS FOR MONEY TP VOL 01 MO MERCS MO MONKEY (MAR)
> 19. MMW RAWHIDE KID TP VOL 01 (MAR)
> 20. SAGA TP VOL 01 (MR) (IMA)
> 21. BATMAN NIGHT OF THE MONSTER MEN HC (DC)
> 22. INJUSTICE GODS AMONG US YEAR FIVE TP VOL 01 (DC)
> 23. MARCH GN BOOK 02 (IDW)
> 24. RICK & MORTY TP VOL 04 (ONI)
> 25. BATMAN TP VOL 01 I AM GOTHAM (REBIRTH) (DC)
> 26. SAGA TP VOL 06 (MR) (IMA)
> 27. LOCKE & KEY SMALL WORLD DLX HC ED (IDW)
> 28. WOLVERINE VS DEADPOOL TP (MAR)
> 29. WOLVERINE OLD MAN LOGAN TP (MAR)
> 30. DAREDEVIL OMNIBUS HC VOL 01 (MAR)
> 31. WIND IN THE WILLOWS HC ILLUS DAVID PETERSEN (IDW)
> 32. STAR WARS DARTH VADER HC VOL 02 (MAR)
> 33. BLACK HISTORY IN ITS OWN WORDS HC (IMA)
> 34. NAMELESS TP (MR) (IMA)
> 35. WOLVERINE OLD MAN LOGAN HC NEW PTG (MAR)
> 36. TOKYO GHOUL GN VOL 11 (VIZ)
> 37. ECLIPSE TP VOL 01 (IMA)
> 38. DAREDEVIL BACK IN BLACK TP VOL 03 DARK ART (MAR)
> 38. DOCTOR STRANGE PREM HC VOL 03 BLOOD IN AETHER (MAR)
> 40. ALL NEW ALL DIFFERENT AVENGERS TP VOL 03 CIVIL WAR II (MAR)
> 41. MONSTRESS TP VOL 01 (MR) (IMA)
> 42. WONDER WOMAN TP VOL 09 RESURRECTION (DC)
> 43. CAPTAIN MARVEL TP VOL 02 CIVIL WAR II (MAR)
> 44. EXTRAORDINARY X-MEN TP VOL 03 KINGDOMS FALL (MAR)
> 45. PAPER GIRLS TP VOL 01 (IMA)
> 46. STAR WARS MARVEL YRS OMNIBUS HC VOL 01 (MAR)
> 47. NEW TEEN TITANS TP VOL 06 (DC)
> 48. RICK & MORTY LIL POOPY SUPERSTAR TP VOL 01 (ONI)
> 49. SPIDER-GWEN HC VOL 01 (MAR)
> 50. EMPRESS BOOK ONE PREMIERE HC (MAR)
> 51. ROBIN WAR TP (DC)
> 52. ALPHA FLIGHT BY JOHN BYRNE OMNIBUS HC (MAR)
> 53. FLASH TP VOL 01 LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE (REBIRTH) (DC)
> 54. COLOR YOUR OWN WOLVERINE TP (MAR)
> 55. SUPERMAN TP VOL 01 SON OF SUPERMAN (REBIRTH) (DC)
> 56. INJUSTICE GODS AMONG US YEAR FIVE HC VOL 02 (DC)
> 56. SAGA TP VOL 02 (MR) (IMA)
> 58. PAPER GIRLS TP VOL 02 (IMA)
> 59. ALL NEW X-MEN TP VOL 03 INEVITABLE HELL HATH SO MUCH FURY (MAR)
> 60. STAR WARS MARVEL YRS OMNIBUS HC VOL 02 (MAR)
> 61. BATGIRL AN ADULT COLORING BOOK TP (DC)
> 62. ANGEL CATBIRD HC VOL 02 CASTLE CATULA (DAR)
> 63. X-MEN LEGACY TP VOL 01 PRODIGAL (MAR)
> 64. HE-MAN & MASTERS OF UNIVERSE NEWSPAPER COMIC STRIPS HC (DAR)
> 65. WALKING DEAD TP VOL 01 DAYS GONE BYE (IMA)
> 66. HOW TRAIN YOUR DRAGON TP VOL 01 SERPENTS HEIR (DAR)
> 67. BRITANNIA TP (VAL)
> 68. DEADPOOL AND SECRET DEFENDERS TP (MAR)
> 69. WONDER WOMAN 77 TP VOL 02 (DC)
> 70. HAWKEYE BY MATT FRACTION AND DAVID AJA OMNIBUS HC (MAR)
> 71. GREEN LANTERN TP VOL 08 REFLECTIONS (DC)
> 72. MMW UNCANNY X-MEN HC VOL 10 (MAR)
> 73. SAGA TP VOL 05 (MR) (IMA)
> 74. WAR OF KINGS AFTERMATH REALM OF KINGS OMNIBUS HC (MAR)
> 75. STAR WARS LEGENDS EPIC COLLECTION TP EMPIRE VOL 03 (MAR)
> 76. BATMAN THE GOLDEN AGE TP VOL 02 (DC)
> 77. ROBIN SON OF BATMAN TP VOL 02 DAWN OF THE DEMONS (DC)
> 78. STAR WARS DARTH VADER TP VOL 01 VADER (MAR)
> 79. LAKE OF FIRE TP (MR) (IMA)
> 80. BATMAN BEYOND TP VOL 03 WIRED FOR DEATH (DC)
> 80. SAGA TP VOL 04 (MR) (IMA)
> 82. BATGIRL A CELEBRATION OF 50 YEARS HC (DC)
> 83. INVISIBLES TP BOOK 01 (MR) (DC)
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