So what was the point of Aku doing this?
I'm having trouble understanding the goal of shapeshifting to travel close with Jack, he even saves Jack from dying in quicksand.
>>90916385
To make Jack suffer.
To get balls deep with Jack
>>90916402
He could have killed him right there tho, Jack was the only being able to harm Aku. Why play with him?
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It's Daken right? Who else could it possibly be?
>>90916071
Oh look, another appearance from Old Man Logan!
Wait, Ms. Sinister? Fascinating
>>90916136
Nah it's Hudson the hair seems blonde plus he's young enough to hang out with the O5
What would be the worst possible ending that could realistically happen?
A giant magic turtle shows up in the last episode and fixes everything for Jack.
Scaramouch doesn't get hosed with loads of Aku's cum
Jack kills aku then kills himself
Which one would youhold hands with?
>>90914621
Second from the left.
>>90914621
The dead one
>>90914656
Actually know that I think about it, the cutest one is the dead one
Feels bad man
Is she fat?
>>90914454
>>90914454
Fatty fat fat 2 by 4 can't fit through the kitchen door
>>90914454
Very
Why is Lady Shiva the best fighter in the DCU?
Like, Batman trained from age 8 to do nothing but solve crimes and beat up criminals
Cassandra Cain was basically a science experiment in how to create an unstoppable combat person
Deathstroke is a morally dubious Captain America, with all the chemically induced potential and combat-honed skill that implies
But Shiva's backstory never does a good job of justifying just what makes her the best. And she doesn't really seem to have consistent motivation. She kinda sucks.
>>90914229
Batman's training was too broad. He trained in many different disciplines so that he had the necessary skills to help protect Gotham. Shiva trained with O-Sensei since childhood to be a martial arts god.
Also I think Richard Dragon is the world's greatest martial artist.
>>90914229
Cass is the daughter of Shiva
Batman learned and mastered every martial art created
Shiva is like some assassin who has hype
She just knows a lot of killing techniques
If batman killed he would absolutely be better than her
>Before becoming billionaire:
>GET OUT OF MY DOJO!
>After becoming billionaire:
>H..hi Danny, y..you wanna go lose your virginity to me or something?
Why is she such a slut /co/?
Because that's what Bakuto wanted.
I can just imagine when, in Daredevil S1, Gao was talking to Fisk about how he can't try to be a good guy while maintaining his role as a criminal, she must have been picturing Bakuto during the whole conversation.
This annoying new rival to her, trying to put on a front for The Hand that turns it into a YMCA.
>>90913586
No, she jut didntwant to hang with the smelly hobbo that lives in the park
She was my favorite part of the show, by far.
>"is the greater revelation that ed thinks of isabel as a mentor, or that he doesn't think of mr. spender as one"
>Thanks for waiting for this one! And thanks for helping me build something here that's been a real source of stability and light for me for a very long time. I hope in small ways Paranatural can be that for you too! Thanks again for your patience and for reading and I'll see you next time.
>>90913130
>Asking for advise to Spider-Man
>>90913226
Didn't he become a billionnaire at one point?
>>90913268
Wasn't Spider-Man, he just stole his body back from the guy who actually got him there.
I know this guy is a one shot villain but you have to admit it was so disappointing when he gave up after his throat was crushed. He was jumping around and dodging all fight long too.
That was the point though, his voice was his weapon and when he lost it, he lost the battle.
They could have made it clearer by making him sound hoarse after the explosion.
>>90913031
How well can you fight after your throat's been crushed?
Why the fuck is a robot wearing stilettos?
Best protagonist of 2010s
Dont try to debate
>>90912865
Jack has a "new" cartoon in the 2010s so he counts again.
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>>90912556
is captain america pro trump?
>>90914673
Pro everyone
>>90914799
Pro Life?
Lots of people want to write comics. Lots of people want to write for Marvel Comics More than could possibly be able to. So a successful candidate has to stand out. Usually, that’s by their work, establishing talent, a fan base.
But John Del Arroz has decided to speed up that process by insulting everyone else who works there. After going through a bunch of people’s twitter feeds, he writes,
18/18 Marvel writers, 100%, are extreme left wing ideologues who hate half of the country, have nothing nice to say about the USA or its president ever. While the severity of how often they post this garbage varies, the message is always the same. That is crazy. It speaks to the fact that there absolutely is blackballing for “wrongthink” going on in comics publishing, that it’s so far extreme it’s unbelievable, and that these companies have litmus tests for their stories. The writers take to twitter constantly to shake fists at average Americans (who are their customers and readers, I must stress again) and have turned their pamphlets into Lyndon LaRouche fliers instead of optimistic superhero stories they should be. They have zero diversity, and most of these writers wouldn’t actually even TOLERATE someone thinking differently than them.
This is why your sales are in the toilet, Axel Alonso (Editor in chief). If you can’t even bring yourself to get one dissenting voice on your staff to go “heeeeey maybe we shouldn’t, in every single book we publish, stick middle fingers up at our overwhelmingly primary audience of 18-35 year old white males who buy comics, as about 2/3 of them voted in a way that is contrary to the social narratives we’re pushing.” Instead, they foolishly double down and tell that audience they aren’t wanted, that they’re overrepresented and that they want a different audience.
Apparently, sales would increase if Chuck Dixon was writing half the line. Sorry, not Chuck Dixon. John has another writer in mind.
Mr. Alonso, I have attempted to reach you multiple times on twitter. I am a Hispanic writer who’s done sci-fi, comics, AND I’m Trump supporter, but most importantly I’ve been influenced by the action/adventure stories of Stan Lee, Edgar Rice Burroughs and others through the #PulpRevolution and Appendix N, which is the kind of content by which Marvel desperately needs an injection. Moreover, I hail from UC Berkeley’s Haas School of Business, one of the most prestigious business programs in the world. I understand business and marketing and how this works, and why your course isn’t working. ComicBookResources.com wrote about my work: “the kind of stuff that made me fall in love with early Marvel comics”. You can’t get more diverse than that or more qualified than that. You NEED that on your staff. Bring me in. I can help. I’m always available to chat.
The classic “everything you do is terrible, including being you. So hire me” job application. It’s not who you know but who you flame. Everyone knows that’s how you get on in life. That’s why I’ve just been hired as Kevin Feige‘s new script editor. Sorry, I’ll talk later, I have to try and bring the budget for Infinity War.
>>90912448
you sound salty anon
>entire blog post about a random hispanic twitter shitposter
Comic news sites are the worst.
So apprently netflix has made an sjw shitshow cartoon about manspreading, misgendering, and other man hating concepts, and no one batted an eye
>Jabroni
Imma use this word now
when did anyone misgender anyone
>it's a women don't understand that men have a penis and testicles between their legs and think they are all just assholes episode
She gets blacked. Marsha is better.
>>90911385
No fucking way
>>90911404Yes fucking way
I love TLH, but lincolns a fucking cunt to his sisters half the time, and the focus on his retardedly bland friend is pathetic
Even when Lincoln isn't a cunt he still gets punished for no reason.
>>90911141
When and how besides that one episode with the aunt
>>90911161
bad lcuk