Why doesn't Brian brag about actually getting his agriculture Degree?
I mean, it's the one High education he actually succeed.
Why not brag about that instead of bullshitting on everything else.
>>90968851
because that would result in pride and positivity and we can't have that
He only took a couple classes. Not a full degree.
>>90968974
Didn't he get a diploma?
Storytime of heroism
>>90968826
Storytime of anxiety
>>90968718
tiny
exquisite
feet
>>90968687
Being a huge bitchI still like herAnd hope that she and Hana is endgame
>>90969338
i will never lose faith in her
NEVER!
EVER!
They'll just replace Thor with Jane when this comes to pass.
>>90968513
>NEVER!
>EVER!
What are you? A child?
>>90968513
If it sells more books then what's the problem?
>>90968545
No he just really likes the Marvel vs Capcom 3 soundtrack
This is Storm. Say something nice about her
>>90968253
She looks good with a Mohawk.
>>90968253
She has a wide cunt
I want to BLEACH her
>be Slav
>never seen a comic book irl ever
>only read on cdisplay
>fast forward to current year
>irl comic books finally arrive to slavland
>it's a tiny thin fucking booklet the size of a tourist brochure with microscopic fonts
Why the FUCK would I pay money for this? I've ordered certain single issue comic books online before because I really liked the art but they were never like this. They were big, printed on nice thick and glossy paper and had regular sized text.
American comic books are literally shittier than those Disney suck tales comic books we had here in the 90s
Has it always been like this? Have comic books always been this tiny? How can people stand it? I read comic books on my 24 inch monitor. How is it acceptable for rl comic books to be this small? It's eye rape.
pic related. it's the first comic book I ever saw irl
>it's a tiny thin fucking booklet the size of a tourist brochure with microscopic fonts
What are you buying?
I recently got some Metabarons and the font size and the books themselves are perfectly fine.
t. Serb
>>90968240
Bulgaristan here. The ones I saw were Sandman and Transmetropolitan and one other I can't remember. But I'm pretty sure it was Vertigo.
>>90968278
From Vertigo I only got Lucifer, but again, the size was decent and the font wasn't small either. Never looked into Sandman or Transmetropolitan though.
Who the fuck is this girl even?
Why is her dad her only friend before the show starts?
Did she ever get to go school? Or was she homeschooled, with a lock on the outside of the door? Is that why she's so painfully needy? Why didn't the person who taught her martial arts try teaching her some self-esteem?
From the second she meets Mako, she's immediately trying to buy his love: buying him nice clothes, taking him to restaurants and shit, sponsoring his pro-bending team, and trying to impress him and his friends with all of her mechanical swag. But do we learn anything about who she is? The only things we ever see her care about are actually the things that OTHER PEOPLE care about - her dad's company because 'muh-company', zapping her dad so that she can hang out with her boyfriend more, letting Korra get away with cocknapping her bf (because obvs. saving the Republic City only works if teh Avatar gets some major dickings). Then after witnessing some serious carnage following Amon's invasion, she goes off and becomes a war profiteer because being validated by her friends means that she must be on the right side of history.
And then her bf cheats on her a second time with the same woman, and her brain just goes into this full-on Freudian lock-down. "Daddy and Mako both had penises, and Daddy and Mako both betrayed me a whole bunch." Giving up on dick was the first real thing that she did for herself, right up until the point where Korra became her substitute male - and then you see that once again, it was all about other people.
In her mind, Korra has become the taker-away of penises. Her father and Mako both had penises, Korra took away the first by throwing him in jail, and she took the second by being buff as shit and fucking his brains out while they were still in a relationship. This turned Korra into an ambivalent figure in her mind - she is the taker away of both the beloved, good penises (that makes her feel safe) and the destructive, bad penises (that betray her and/or fuck women with magic powers - women who don't even NEED to have a penis to feel safe). In the deepest recesses of her mind, she decides that the only way she can ever "feel safe" this world NOT to control the penises - but instead control the controller of penises.
After all - she may be the veritable personification of destruction, akin to the Hindu Goddess Kali with double the bush - but she is still just a woman. Just one single moment of vulnerability is all that's needed to start grooming Korra into a state of emotional dependence. Isolate and manipulate - this is the only world that Asami knows.
I think your over-thinking it... the show wasn't even that good
And when she sees Korra after her fight with Henry Rollins - physically weakened and horribly traumatized - she sees within her a reflection of her own true self for the first time: her broken, empty, horribly dependent and needy self. And while trying to mimic the appearance of a supportive friend, she realizes that now is her chance. Over the next three years, she slowly exerts her influence over Korra. While Mako and Bolin are writing to her about their lives and how they are doing (and innocently assuming that Korra actually gives a fuck) - Asami writes Korra by letters that subtly advertise a fantasy to Korra.
For the world's first paraplegic Avatar - both her penis-wielding friends and the rest of the world have seemingly betrayed her (by continuing to exist and functioning relatively well despite the fact that she is the obvious center of the universe) - Asami's letters hold implicit promises that a stagnant and vulnerable Korra cannot resist. In her letters, Asami makes sure to communicate three basic things to Korra: (1) "It's not the same in Republic City without you" (i.e. things stop being what they were when you leave, Korra), (2) "Things are going well here... so I'll be keeping pretty busy" (i.e. I'm not going to leave Republic City or do anything too different, so you never have to feel threatened by the idea of me growing as a person), and (3) "I just got a big contract to help redesign the city's infrastructure" (i.e. I'm going to be making serious bank. My stacks of cash are better than any penis you could find - I promise). Once again, Asami is attempting to buy love, but this time she has chosen the correct target - the only person on earth who is now as needy as her.
Rhonda is _________
>>90968066
foot rape
best girl by far
>>90968074
yee
I am genuinely curious where they're going with this Three Jokers thing, but I am also really surprised they haven't made a single peep about it since ReBirth #1.
How much longer are we going to have to wait until DC starts to scratch the surface on this mystery?
Tom King has hinted in several interviews that his use of Psycho Pirate in his 'Batman' run so far is connected to the upcoming three Jokers story.
>>90967961
I feel like an idiot because I'm still fucking waiting for this.
Could he upcoming arc "The War of Jokes and Riddles" be part about the 3 Jokers stuff?
Who is Mr. Oz?
I like the theory of Time Trapper, if only that it offsets the Ozymandias theory, he'd feel pretty redundant and out of place fighting Manhattan.
Prime
>>90967929
Don't know and don't care because I'm pretty sure that I'm going to end up quite disappointed in this storyline.
>mfw gorr was rightAaron hate thread
What the fuck happened to Aaron? Is he a reverse Venditti, where he started strong then just shit the bed forever? Marvel needs the equivalent of Johns beating him with jumper cables to not be a shit writer.
I don't see what the problem is. Aren't gods being dicks to each other all the time? Aren't crimes committed in the name of religion common throughout history?
Not to say that religion is inherently bad, but I can see why Thor would get in a bad way about this.
>>90967980
Marvel needs to stop publishing comics, period.
Get a public apology for the last three years and make the phoenix responsible for an alt dimension and tak eeveryone back to pre-civil war era.
Why is American animation so smooth and fluid, and Japanese animation so jerky? Not bait of any kind, I seriously want to know how they ended up so different.
I don't think it's as smooth as it used to be.
Animation is all in the timing and the spacing. The Japanese never really caught that.
Old American animation had experience and desire to push boundaries
Most modern American and Japanese animation is pretty average because animators cost money
http://www.cbr.com/the-pro-film-paramount/?utm_source=CBR-FB-P&utm_medium=Social-Distribution&utm_campaign=CBR-FB-P&view=lista
So..this is happening..
>>90967410
The only things I remember about this are a super powered blowjob almost crashing a plane, and a very depressing ending where Power-Whore dies to save the world, and then Not-Superman grows a backbone in her memory and maybe raises her kid.
>>90967410
Deadpool made this possible and Logan drove it home. Also maybe something about the watchmen but nobody remembers that B rated film
Storytime?
Do you think the cartoons of the 90s had a lasting sexual impact on the people growing up watching them?
Even now I can look back at certain characters and link them directly to certain fetishes I have today.
> cartoons give you fetishes
Well, duh. How am I supposed to want to fuck a robot if I have never seen a fuckable robot before? It's not like I can see one at the mall or something.
Yes. You personality is shaped by the environment you grow up.
>>90967400
yes. 100% yes.