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>making bank
>son RESPECTS him
>packing serious heat
>trophy wife way out of his league
Pay tribute to the alpha male, freeloaders.
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I want to fuck his wife.
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>>91698364
He gets to guck his wife
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>>91698296
But does PJ love him?
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Why is watching Batman get beat down so satisfying?
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>>91697988
Because after beating the entire Justice League, including Superman he needed a good ass kicking lucky based Eobard gave it to him.
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>ZPOW
And that is how Professor Zpow came up with his new name
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>>91697988
Because you finally read something that makes sense.
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The .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle vs The DC/Marvel/Supernatural Universes 2017-04-20 02:04:37 Post No.91697543
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The .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle vs The DC/Marvel/Supernatural Universes
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It is my theory that the existence of modern firearms, explosives, and surveillance technology makes secret identities and vigilantes and villains and even monsters obsolete.
If comics were to adopt actual realism Deadshot would take out batman the minute he sets foot on the rooftop to answer the Bat Signal and meet with Gordon. Batman would be blown to smithereens. The entire bat family would be deader than hell if they operated in Gotham with identifiable costumes thanks to this bad ass weapon in the hands of a patient man. Very few dc characters could withstand one or multiple hits from this monster.
Same thing goes for Marvel. Kingpin could easily hire Bullseye to sniper Daredevil and Spider-Man and the Punisher, (note; you would have to explain story wise why frank castle doesnt just sit on roof tops with this baby and pick off his mafia targets).
Wolverines healing factor would be useless against this weapon. It literally cuts your body up into separate chunks. Would he still heal into a single whole again? Probably but during the time period that Logan is 3 pieces of left leg, 7 pieces of right leg, 4 chunks of chest, and 3 wedges of brains any bad guy could scoop him up and imprison his pieces in different parts of the world in vats of concrete or vats of acid that would stop him from ever reforming.
Ditto for vampires. You would not need a crucifix when a 50 caliber bullet rips right through Draculas face.
And modern security cameras and digital tracking makes all forms of secret IDs except those classified by the government very unrealistic.
The .50 caliber sniper rifle solves all organic problems if you map the targets travel habits and are patient.
It is completely unrealistic to expect anyone other than omega power level characters to survive even one headshot from this beast.
There are many omega or cosmic level characters that would be safe but virtually every single urban crime fighter in both companies would be deaders.
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Both Daredevil and Spider-Man would see it coming. Hell, Spider-Man has the ability to dodge it.
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>>91697543
No shit mate. Wouldn't even need a fifty.realistically hand guns would have killed off all the characters who weren't invulnerable a long time ago. It's fucking fiction. It's always been unrealistic.
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Safe: Probably Iron Man. I think the 50 caliber shots would rip up or severely damge his armor, if not a single shot then repeated hits for sure. However, he has sensors and defensive tech that would likely alert him to any incoming projectiles. You would have to track him as Tony Stark to be 100% certain of a single killshot.
Sweaty edition
http://avasdemon.com/
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Marvel's GENERATIONS has been delayed 2017-04-20 01:53:13 Post No.91697412
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Marvel's GENERATIONS has been delayed
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http://www.newsarama.com/34138-marvel-s-generations-delayed.html
>The launch of Marvel's 10-way crossover Generations has been postponed from July to August.
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>>91697412
>Originally announced as running from July to September in an article by its Disney sister company ABC News, Marvel's Generations is now being billed as a two-month project running from August to September according to an advertisement on the back of the Diamond Retailer Summit 2017 Event Guide.
>Questions first arose about this after Generations was absent from Marvel Comics' July 2017 solicitations, but this advertisements seems to confirm the project's postponement one month.
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>>91697412
It's Marvel what do you expect the same's probably gonna happen to Secret Empire.
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>>91697412
Fuck off! We're a DC board!!
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dear germanfags of /co/
will Super RTL ever get the appreciation it deserves?
it is one the most influential channel in all of german media. while RTL II was filled with anime garbage, Super RTL brought shows like spongebob, the fairly oddparents, the powerpuff girls, and many other 2000s classics to germany for the first time, while at the same time showing classic 70s and 80s programming such as the pink panther, wickie, lucky luke, tintin, charlie brown, looney tunes, and tom and jerry, stuff that hadn't ran on german television for over 8 years before Super RTL was created.
yet it is often overlooked because in recent years its gone to utter shit
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>>91694544
Aside from Nickelodeon Super RTL was my go- to channel whenever wanting to watch cartoons.
But I never got behind the whole Toggo stuff they are still trying to push.
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>>91694544
Super RTL was always the core RTL idea.
Broadcasting series. For kids, family and classicer.
Before RTL splitted there were regular kids programm and many series. But than Kika came along, so RTL positioned RTL 2 as young/hip and Super RTL as a family channel.
And i think they could sell ads block better and more ad space.
I saw there was a channel tan thread, do they have a Supper RTL tan? Or other german channel tans?
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>>91695542
Toggo is just A child friendly imprint for parents.
And to get a theme going for internet. You dont like it or get it, but you know it and got at least a clue whats it about.
Favorite quote or moment from king of the hill?
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https://youtu.be/6BwV26j9iY0
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THEY PUT SAL-MON IN THE FISH TACOS, HANK!
SAL-MON!
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From the one where Bill snaps are starts pretending to be Lenore
>If you're Lenore, then where's Bill? Huh?
>Uuh... Bill's inside you want me to go get him?
>I'm skeptical that you could yet intrigued that you may
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Objectively speaking, was there anything wrong with shaking up the mythos?
Stan Lee himself approved.
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>Radioactive Spider Semen
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>>91692473
Personally it wasn't shaking up the breaking up thing that bothered me. It was the whole Peter getting out of his responsibilities without any consequences that bothered me.
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>>91692473
It wasn't shaking up the mythos it was a return to status quo, the shake up came later, and frankly could've been done better without the "i sold my marriage to stan so my aunt could live"
Like what the fuck she's 80
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ITT: /co/ Movies that took you off guard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhqTIfJWa8
I honetly thought this movie was going to be a cheap, archetypical dreamworks cash-in. The first movie was kind of OK in my opinion, but I never saw it as sequel worthy, so when i went out with the family to go see it, I had very lukewarm expectations. Needless to say, it blew those expectations out of the water.
>dat inner peace
>dat vuillian
>dem visual
>dathug
So /co/, what /co/ movies or other /co/ media took you by surprise? Any comics or cartoons that were much better than you expected?
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BETTER
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>>91691949
Kung Fu Panda 2 is one of the greatest kung fu movies ever made.
How did 3 compare, I don't remember much hype for it
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First Class.
I was really surprised at how much I enjoyed it and how graphic certain scenes were.
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New Rosianna Rabbit.
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>>91691511
>>91691521
Is...is that it?
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>>91691521
she should just draw a bed.
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/doag/ - Dumbing of Age - Gender Studies Edition 2017-04-20 04:10:32 Post No.91690791
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/doag/ - Dumbing of Age - Gender Studies Edition
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In tonight's problematic panels, I want someone to tell us what the hell the title of that lesson plan actually means when translated into a language that doesn't instantly cause cancer.
Meanwhile, Dotty thinks that being stuck in a student-run disaster of a class session is a good use of her time.
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Okay so I looked it up, and basically the lesson plan is about how you see those white girls with the "I'm sorry black america" signs and shit, basically making a big show of how fucking not racist they are.
So Leslie is mocking Roz.
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>>91690791
>Leslie ditching her own class to convert Robin to lesbianism
I can't believe this is an actual thing.
>two of six panels dedicated to scratching once at the surface of the new Dorothy storyline
That's the best you could do?
>Roz's suspenders don't reach her pants
Why is this a thing, Willis? It's as easy as drawing just a little bit extra on the line-art.
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>>91690830
Ok, that can't be a coincidence that was the plan for today before she shoved Roz into "teaching" the class. Like did she somehow predict she would find another gay chick in her class to use in her plan to make DeSanto fuck off?
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Is all the hatred for this show just a meme?
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>>91690304
No, it's legitimately bad.
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Hatred for any show typically is memetic.
The "the older show was better BAWWWWWW" is just baby kicking in the crib against the reality that is time and growing up.
But as a show-
It really does fucking suck. Case in point:
I have a little brother and sister who says the show is weird and they just don't like it, the exact demographic they're aiming for ditests it.
BUT, it is the new Spongebob of CN so...I don't know. It'll be a around a while.
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>>91690304
yes
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Disney wants Will Smith as the genie.
http://variety.com/2017/film/news/will-smith-aladdin-genie-1202231874/
What is Disney's affinity for wanting to cast Will Smith in something? Dumbo, now this.
I'm sorry, /co/. Robin Williams is dead. It's sad. Who would be a good replacement?
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Wait, why does Genie need a new voice actor, what's coming out?
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Why not just hire Robin Williams?
He's not doing anything these days.
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>>91690325
Probably for KH 3 assuming it ever actually releases.
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Questionable /Co/ntent General #899 2017-04-20 03:40:05 Post No.91690016
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"IT'S HAPPENING" EDITION
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welp, guess this is about to become outdated
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>>91690016
I think I'm all happened out. If this happening had happened a couple years ago I'd be on board, but there have been so many intervening happenings that I just can't summon the enthusiasm anymore.
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IT'S[
IT'S(
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IT'S HAPPENING>
HAPPENING)
HAPPENING]
HAPPENING
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What does Rick's obsession with Szechuan sauce come from?
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>>91689806
just something quirky and random the writers thought would be funny to add
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>>91689806
Product placement for the up coming Mulan film
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BURRRPPPP
MORTY
MORTY
MCDONALDS MORTY THAT'S THE JOKE MORTY BURRRP