>“Prince Kassardis was swift, and he was young and his mind was honed. The land about his kingdom was barren but not fierce, and the roads were well kept. Even so, the sun had barely dipped below the horizon before he knew he would soon be caught. For as he glanced back over his shoulder, he saw the cruel glint on Vastoki’s eyeglasses as she traversed the bluffs behind him. And a little further back than that, even for all this distance, he thought he could hear the awful grinding of Littari’s cauldron as she dragged it across the bare earth. And even further back, just cresting the horizon, were the bright and lazy banners of Ipreski as her palanquin was borne along into the desert.”
>– Tales of the Silver PrinceHeretic's Court
>A couple weeks ago everyone was bitching about Allison being 2 badass and stronk womyn
>Now she's barely not panicking after seeing devils eating people and realizing she's in a fucking horror show and having to grovel before demons far stronger, wiser, and older than her
the rule 34 writes itself
I'm not sure what to do with my erection.
So Barry was literally reading an issue of The Flash before he become The Flash? How come no one brings this up. Like some people complained how it was a coincidence that Wally got speed powers the same way Barry did but at least that can be explained with the speed force.
>How come no one brings this up
Have you never read a single Morrison comic?
Anyway it's not canon post-Crisis anyway, but he was inspired by Golden Age Flash.
>>91964684
>How come no one brings this up.
You have clearly never read "The Flash" #123.
Hell, do you even read? I'm not asking if you read comics; do you actually read anything given to you, or do you just stare at the letters in front of your eyes and make your own conclusions based on what the scribbles look like to you as if they were clouds in the sky?
>>91966780
>I am a retard
The Flash of two earths doesn't change anything. It's that fact that he was reading an issue of the Flash right before it got him that is the issue, not that a comic book called the flash exists in their universe.
How can one pig be so based?
He's Ferb in pig form.
>>91964057
I know this term has been used to the point of meaninglessness, but Cornfed was probably on the spectrum. There was really no way anyone could remain so calm and rational around Duckman of all people.
>That voice
>That brilliance
>Puts up with Duckman's shit
He truly was the best partner.
Favorite song from this show? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo06_6J6krM
>>91962472
As with any show that tries to do a song every ep, they all sucked balls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il-1PnwWm_0
>tfw no giant black gf
>its a single character beats an entire army by his/herself episode
>>91961016
Every other episode or so.
>>91961016
well I mean if you're gonna show a power difference in characters whats the most badass way of doing it other than soloing an entire army or blowing up a planet or some shit like that
>>91961016
It's good when done well, makes you hyped
Soooooo ....
What about this was supposed to be unfilmable
Probably the fact that every detail was in part crucial to the overall narrative and meaning, because Moore and Gibbons were obsessed with details. Terry Gilliam was smart enough to see this and jump ship.
All the things that Snyder left out change the story. Instead of a story about the supermen, we got a superhero story with sex and violence
Squids
>>91961227
This. Watchmen is a book that takes advantage of the medium to add layers to the story that are not possible in a filmed version, just as there are things you can do in a film that you can't replicate on paper.
Why can't you watch boring serious live action shows like normal adults?
>was at a family reunion
>all my aunts and uncles were talking about shows I never watched and real life stuff
>just said nothing and listened for a while, then changed into my swimming trunks and jumped in the pool
>splashed around with two of their 10 year old kids
>one of them mentions Teen Titans
>Oh you like Teen Titans? Hey kid who's your favorite mine's Raven how bout that racism episode who do you think Red X is say did you know Slade was voiced by Hellboy no seriously kid Raven is the best how bout that ending though?!
Be right back, killing myself.
>>91959866
Friends and The Office lel sew funny Steve Carell and Jennifer Anniston are SOOO FUNNY bazinga SHELDON COOPER
>>91959208
That's what news and war documentaries are for. Serious and untrue together is just silly.
Who was in the wrong here?
You for still watching Family Guy
>>91959029
kfc yourself family guy is the GOAT
>>91959029
>still
>not "ever"
How's
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going
bitches
Predict what Blue Jack is gonna say to Jack nextespecially since he failed at playing sudoku[/spoiler[
Kill the bitch
>>91958509
Burst a nut.
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Do you watch cartoons with kids?
What do they think of it?
>>91958110
I'd ask them but the roofie usually kicks in before i get the chance to.
>>91958110
I do, indeed, watch children's cartoons with children.
They seem to enjoy it.
>>91958110
I watch cartoons with my niece.
I don't know what she thinks about it because she's only two and speech delayed on top of that.
What does Pippi Longstocking think of Wendy's?
Dont know, they didn't meet in Lost Girls
>>91957947
You better tell the boys at cooperate to slow the fuck down
This shit is gonna burn out before it even gets going
I used to think that Penny from Inspector Gadget was Wendy.
I understood they had different names and different hair colors but the pigtails convinced me.
HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT
Welcome to the watering hole. You come here to wet your whistle?
>>91958568
I'm here to wet somethin else motherfucker.
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
Give me a good reason why DC keeps shilling this guy
>>91957604
Teen Titans is popular amongst normies and they needed a black guy on the Justice League.
Because John's will never let anyone but Hal be the JL lantern so Stewart is automatically out, and the DC execs seem to think that Cyborg is a more marketable negro than Mr Terrific or Vixen, who are both more I retesting characters.
>>91957604
Because he is one of the only 5 true Teen Titans to ever exist.
Let's settle this once and for all
http://www.strawpoll.me/12861100
I dunno if it panders to reddit so much instead of reddit just bending over backwards to like it so much.
I'm sure they'll be able to find some bullshit meaning in pickle rick that makes it actually really clever if you think about it
I don't actually go to reddit, but I assume it's just the same thing as here so pandering to reddit = pandering to /co/ to me. It's still a funny show though.
>>91957375
It's better then the usual shit.
Name a recent, ongoing, weekly, entertaining series that's still on air.