ITT: Samurai Jack Waifus
She's dead
>>92580499
And? She's also not real so your point is moot. But my erection? THAT, is very real.
When the fuck are we banning live action?
>>92826589
back to tv
>>92826589
Half of those are blatant meme spewing and trolling.
>>92826589
/co/ is /tv/'s bitch. Get used to it.
What does /co/ think?
>>92822623
>College Humor
Millenials do get blamed for a lot of unwarranted shit. Personally I think anyone above the age of 50 should be euthanised and converted into resources.
>>92822623
Acceptance isn't a right. Only tolerance is guaranteed, and tolerance only entails the bare minimum required for a civil society to function, i.e. Not lynching them on sight.
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>>92822019
We all know you've been shitposting against DC for 4 years
>>92822019
This is gonna get pruned too you know. There's already like 6 WW movie threads, this isn't /tv/, companywar spam isn't allowed.
>>92822058
This. Just wait until the existing threads autosage before you make a new one. /co/ has other things to talk about too like Rebirth whatever it is cartoonfags like now that SJ is over. Don't flood the board.
Can they finally admit RT was right about the last 3 DCEU movies? Can they finally admit Disney doesn't pay critics to trash their shitty movies?
RT is an AGGREGATE, not a review site.
No because the bias against dead serious DC films is still completely intact as almost all the WW reviews praise it's ernestness or optimism & fun which is the opposite of what made Snyder's honest 2 films so emotionally powerful to some of us.
>>92822172
Right.
There were no shills.
There was no conspiracy.
Dour pyhrric capeshit was just a bad idea and kino memes weren't going to change that.
Marvel civilians are the most retar-
You're right, gamers are.
>>92819525
injustice 2 superman did nothing wrong
killing brainac was the right choice and superman was shown to be able to bring back the cities that brainac took without him
Wait a minute, hold on here. Are we really supposed to believe less than a 100 died in an attack destroying a city inhabitated by millions? Despite suffering an alien army invasion that can fly and with massive skyscrapers brought down? What the fuck?!
>>92819209
The government always makes up numbers. Sometimes it benefits them to enlarge the number, sometimes it benefits them to shrink it.
>>92819239
So how many people did die then?
>>92819209
Better heroes do a better job. Superman had aliens in orbit for weeks. Avengers kicked their shit in the moment they showed up
Like, what was it?
Why not just "few years have passed, Aku has destroyed all the portals". Aku is depressed from being afraid to face Jack and kill him, Jack is depressed from failing to go home.
This would at least give Jack some urgency to try and go back at all costs?
The only consequence we actually see is some characters being old. And then all those characters are just waved away like they weren't even there.
And they completely fail to address Jack's not aging in the finale. Like, at all.
So all we're left is assuming that he's now an immortal virgin living with his parents?
Aku states at the beginning of S5E2 that him flinging Jack into the future in the beginning fucked with his aging process
It's kind of weak, but they at least acknowledged it
I honestly though the 50 years thing was so that the baby would show up and help out but they didn't even acknowledge her lel.
What a fucking shitpile that whole season was.
Ashi. They needed to have her, and to have her, they needed a big timeskip, but since she was the love interest, they couldn't have 40/50 year old jack hook up with 20 something girl, so they pulled the "I do not age" bullahit for no other reason than to have him tap that.
How do we fix Jean?
She was my very first comic waifu and I can't even read her stuff anymore it's so bad. She's nothing like Jean, aside from the look (which don't even look right) she's not the same at all. She's a complete shit character now.
>>92579443
>complete shit character now.
She's always been shit.
>>92579443
Delete young Jean.
Nobody likes the young O5.
I'm not trying to be funny. Nobody likes them at all. I don't know why they exist. Who they appeal to. Destroy and forget about them.
Return the real Jean from her current Phoenix Force fuckery.
>>92579476
Scott and Jean aside from Sue and Reed were the best power couple in Marvel. 80's and 90's Jean was best Jean.
Post your daughterus /co/What would the boy version be called? Sunno)??
>>92817253
I raise you two more French girls.
>>92817253
>>92817481
that anime was qt af
>>92817426
source?
>Geoff saved DC Comics with Rebirth
>Wonder Woman is the first film DC has made where he had real power
>Is getting rave reviews
Have you given thanks to the Cereal Lord today, /co/?
Thank You Based Cereal Lord
He's doing a good job. I still think he's a shitty writer.
>>92812624
He is the Midas of comics.
It should have been Connie.
>>92811548
No fuck her. Her becoming immortal like steven and getting portal powers on top of silently raising a mutant gem army on homeword would have made her more annoying
>>92811548
I don't think they have it in them to kill off a little girl, even temporarily
Lars is immortal now
F
My only problem with Lars is that I hate giant ear loops. They make me queasy. But seriously, god tier redemption.
>>92809878
>died
>reborn inside a cave
>savior of his people
lars confirmed for jesus
>>92809777
Glad to see someone grow a pair of balls on the show. Even if he turned into a pink faggot afterwards. Show is definitely getting good again.
IVE JUST SEEN THIS ON TWITTER
Wowie mister