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>>93325270
"G-guise, I-I wanna make my own ebin bread t-too. Plz gimme lotsa (You)s so I can fit in. Plz! Last thread had a lot, now I want this one to as well. P-plz, guise! I wanna be an kewl 4channer."
>>93325318
Well clearly you're the adult in this situation.
>>93325318
What does /co/ think about our cringelord and savior's webcomic so far especially since that he says a new chapter is around the corner. Though if now ones read it or has any opinions this can become just a general Pan Pizza/Rebeltaxi thread
>>93325262
Its pretty meh tier right now. If your not a fan of Pan i see no reason to read it. Which is bad.
>>93325262
Will Pan ever make it in the industry? His shirt designs are cool
>>93325368
No,for lack of trying.
She's going to be the next EIC at Marvel isn't she?
Unfortunately.
Hopefully.
>>93325189
It's her, or it's Brevoort. Whoever wins, we lose.
If she's already holding her hand out WHY NOT JUST HOLD THE FUCKING SODA
GODDAMMIT
This thread is dedicated to all comic that for one reason or another, never came to fruition. For instance, here's Grant Morrison on his Hypercrisis pitch.
>"My one regret about my brief falling out with DC after the 'Superman Incident' is that I didn't get to do my Hypercrisis series at DC to explain all this stuff and set up a whole new playground." said Morrison in a 2002 interview, "It's the one thing I could still be arsed doing with classical superheroes. If I ever go back, I'll explain the whole Hypertime thing and recreate the Challengers of the Unknown as Challengers: Beyond the Unknown. It's one thing I still want to do. It had a monster eating the first few years of the 21st century and Superman building a bridge across this gaping hole in time. A bridge made of events. The Guardians of The Multiverse and a new Green Lantern Corps made up of parallel reality Green Lanterns, the Superman Squad and the mystery of the Unknown Superman of 2150 etc, etc. There's a huge synopsis filled with outrageous stuff"
>>93325168
Here's another Grant pitch. This time for Marvel!
Part 1
>Alongside their prematurely cancelled Srull Kill Krew collaboration, Grant Morrison and Mark Millar were asked in early 1995 to submit a number of potential series pitches by Marvel's top brass. The duo pitched two new series in the briefly successful 2099 line, a futuristic cyberpunk-inspired spin on Marvel's most iconic heroes. Set in the far future of the Marvel Universe, Captain America 2099 and Iron Man 2099 were intended to lead into a third series - via a multi-part storyline entitled 'Apocalypse' - the long mooted Avengers 2099.
“Marvel heroes were always characterized by their less-than-super alter-egos,” Millar wrote in the series outline, “We had the lame Donald Blake, the puny Peter Parker, the blind Matt Murdock and so on. This is what made these secret identities so much more interesting than their counterparts at other companies.”
Based in part on Professor Stephen Hawking, Morrison and Milar's Iron Man was, "completely spastic power-wise,” said Morrison in an interview with Overstreet's Fan in 1996. “We dreamed him up as the most fantastic scientific mind on Earth who had created this wonderful war suit. Imagine, when he’s in the war suit, when he’s Iron Man, he can do anything. He can change shape, become intangible, travel through space…anything. But the minute something happens to that suit, he’s just a guy whose body is completely worthless.”
“A man with a super-brain trapped inside the body of a disfigured invalid." added Millar, "A handicapped superhero would seem genuinely fresh in an industry still cluttered with successful yuppie super-people.”
The pair wanted to take Tony Stark, or a thinly veiled future descendant of the same, out of the Iron Man equation. The new Iron Man, though working for Stark Industries, would not be Stark himself under the helmet. Stark would probably appear in the series as a villain.
>>93325257
Part 2 (maybe green text wasn't the best choice)
Captain America 2099 would be a broken war veteran, returning home to search for the American Dream and working as a janitor at Stark Industries, obsessed with the Living Legend of the original Cap.
“We had Atlantis rise up from the ocean floor,” said Morrison “All the Atlanteans, except Namor, are dead because of pollutants from the surface world, so it’s now just this mysterious jungle world covered with weird ruins that were built thousands of years ago. And with Atlantis re-surfaced, both America and some unnamed Eastern super-state try to claim it as their own, resulting in this terrible, messed-up war.
“Our Captain America was a Marine who fought in that war, and now his life is completely shattered. He fought the war thinking that (the legendary) Captain America would come back to save them. But with no sign of Cap, and with America losing, he’s lost everything. His mind’s gone and he has nothing left to believe in. He doesn’t believe in America. He doesn’t believe in anything.”
In his country's hour of greatest need, “The guy decides that he wants to be Captain America,” says Millar, “so he goes to the bombed out ruins of Avengers Mansion, and digs up Captain America’s corpse. There he finds Captain America with the costume still on him, still holding the shield….”
“And like Arthur finding Excalibur,” Morrison adds, “he just pulls out the shield (from Cap’s skeletal hands), holds it up, and that’s it. Suddenly, he thinks, ‘I’m going to be the dream.’ Even with his mind shattered and his confidence completely gone, he sets out to become Captain America and suddenly finds the dream again.”
>>93325304
Part 3
The revitalized Iron Man and Captain America would emerge just in time for a Martian invasion of Earth; the same Martians that plagued Don McGregor's Killraven series in the 1970's, a long time favourite of Morrison's. The invasion would bring the heroes of 2099 together to form a new Avengers, bent on repelling the alien invaders.
Further into the storyline, Galactus descends from deep space once more to consume the Earth, and all seems lost in the face of the combined might of Galactus and the Martians. Fortunately, the heroes of 2099 have an ace up their sleeve.
“Giant-Man is still around,” Morrison said, “although he’s been comatose for over one hundred years. He’s reached this huge size, and he just stands with his feet straight in the Hudson River. He’s just this huge monolith. I mean, kids paint slogans on his feet and stuff. He’s just been there forever. His heart beats once a day, and it resounds through the gates and ships; it makes the Earth shake.”
“Captain America gives an impassioned plea at the feet of this mighty Goliath,” Millar said, “but Giant-Man just stares out into space, hearing and feeling nothing. He’s beyond the cares of humanity, lost in the lonely worlds of gods.”
“The team has been beaten down, and all the heroes are just lying there bloodied and battered,” Morrison said. “All of a sudden, Captain America gets up and starts rallying everybody. He holds up his shield and cries out, ‘AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!’”
“From off panel, we hear the sound of thunder,” Millar said, “enormous footsteps getting closer and closer. Captain America and the others look up, wiping the blood from their eyes and hope radiates from their faces. The reader turns the page and we have a big, double-page spread where a two-hundred foot Giant-Man stands before a two-hundred foot Galactus, ready to fight.”
I wish Tara Strong voiced Starfire instead of Raven. Also, as experts on comics and cartoons, what is the most likely Starfire femdom scenario?
>>93325021
>he doesn't like Hynden Walch's Starfire voice
/co/, do we have a punishment for an offence THIS heinous?
>>93325021
>what is the most likely Starfire femdom scenario?
Cowgirl with her branding your chest with one hand while setting the headboard of the bed on fire with the other.
>>93325081
I believe the Lex Imperialis dictates A five day death sentence in a phosphex bath as well as a summary kick to the jaw.
Alright how many of you anons wish Marvel would resolve all the legal issues involved and bring back some of the old Ultraverse characters from Malibu Comics?
For those that don't know Marvel acquired Malibu and pretty much all it's characters back in the mid-90s, they then proceeded to make a couple of crossovers then end the entire line in a big Event. Since then they have done fuck all with any of the characters and the only mention of the Ultraverse since is in OHotMU: Alternate Universes 2005. This is mainly due to a bunch of legal bullshit that goes back to the purchase of the companies entire catalog.
Since this is technically a General thread feel free to discuss all things Ultra and what their possible inclusion/integration in Marvels current landscape would look like.
>>93324879
>Modern Marvel turns Prime into a twink and an ongoing PSA against toxic masculinity
>Modern Marvel turns Mantra into a trans rights PSA
Face it, it's better for the Ultraverse to stay dead than to be remade by the House of Mouse.
>>93324879
Cant be done.
Crappy 90s universe and prime is made by a child molestor.
>>93324879
i thought it's about having to pay the creators to use the characters (some sort of royalty fee) even if they already purchased the company?
also seventh infinity gem being canon in the MCU would be a nice twist
und my name is Hansel
>>93324811
>>93324811
Han-sel?
>>93324811
>create a terrorist superpower
>hire arrogant, barely competent lackeys picked from the dregs of society
>work with associates who actively dislike you and disagree with everything you say
>lie to these associates about the deaths of their loved ones to save your ass
>brainwash people into serving you so that when they get loose they want to kill you
>these people eventually break into your house and bring you your son's mangled body
>get up another day to fight those fucking JoesHail Cobra.
>>93324810
>tfw never gonna get a good adaptation of Cobra Commander in theaters
>tfw never even gonna get a good GI Joe movie
>>93324874
>tfw never gonna get a good adaptation of Cobra Commander in theaters
We did get one in Retaliation, they just hardly used him.
>>93324810
Where the fuck did this guy even come from anyway? How does a terrorist organization manage to manufacture endless amounts of military grade equipment and build an entire army made up of white Americans? What's the hook, does COBRA offer really good dental?
what are /co/'s opinions on this?
>>93324793
The cute female villain makes me want to kill 3 people and myself.
>>93324793
An okay show that developed an alarmingly large amount of gay porn fanart.
Should we just give up on Superman in the DCEU at this point?
>Destructive, broody, boring and violent in MoS.
>MoS was very divisive.
>Spent 2 hours in BvS moping and being a wet blanket, and then spent the last 30 minutes getting beat up until he dies in the end.
>Normies never talk about Superman in BvS. Only Wonder Woman.
>Wonder Woman comes out and blows people away. So many people commenting she felt way more like Superman than Superman did. Some suggesting she should take over the DCEU.
>Supes will be dead for most of Justice League while the other characters fight together, banter and form relationships. He'll most likely come back as an antagonist for them to beat on until Lois snaps him out of it. Whatever the case, he's sidelined for most of the movie.
>Man of Steel 2 will introduce Supergirl, who will most likely steal the show and audiences will gravitate more toward her.
Now that last part is pure speculation, but with the way things have been going for poor Clark, it's probably going to happen. I think we should accept that they've completely fucked up Superman in the DCEU and he's probably going to be the character nobody gives a fuck about in this franchise.
Superman is being phased out of our culture. The S symbol is something everyone recognizes and knows what it means, but as a character, Superman has been fighting to stay relevant for a very long time, and it's getting worse and worse as the years go by. Man of Steel was this Hail Mary play to get him popular again, and instead it failed miserably. What's made things worse is that Wonder Woman was amazing and people love her. Now for Wonder Woman that's great, but for Superman, what it basically did is it has shown people that he fucking sucks and we don't need him. She was everything he should've been in Man of Steel.
>>93324517
You should give up on the DCEU.
Will he save him /co/?
YOU SEE, /CO/...THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS...
James Ellsworth is the greatest female wrestler on Smack Down confirmed
Jannetty's a coward. Did you see how he jumped through that window?
>>93325186
Too soon
AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US....
>>93324030
Sandra likes men. Men!
>>93324030
SAUCE?
>zebragirl is still going strong
i really like this webcomic, strong art even if i don't remember what the hell is going on
*blocks your path*
This series has aged surprisingly well.
Depredation was the best.
>>93326056
I always liked Inundation. Seeing Jeebs go on a rampage was great.
Every week, they air two new episodes, but nobody seems to care. Why is this show so ignored?
>>93323767
Because it has the shit Canadian look?
No-one cares what Canada does.