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There's some weird unspoken rule that whenever there's a show or story with a family with some ridiculous number of siblings, they must all be the same gender except for one, who's almost invariably the youngest, oldest, or middle child.

>>93391916
This. Whats the point on having ten sisters if only half of them actually act like girls.

Its a homage to incest harem anime

The power to masturbate REALLY furiously.

I'm not being funny.

Omnipotence. I know it's a cop-out, but still.

Superman's powers

>Completely invincible in "our world"
>Tons of fun, strong enough to do whatever you want but not strong enough that you get bored
>If I get bored I can always go full dictator

Oh, and I'd hold the fate of the DC movies in my hands.

WHOOOOO IS THE CAT WITH THE BEEEEEEEEAK

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DO YOU REAAAALLLY WANT TO FEEEL HIMM

POOOWER OF ATTORNEY
HAAABEAS CORPUS

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>>93391773
Fuck yeah it was. The movie had a surprising number of henchmen that ate it as well as heroes. They literally had a hero (a teenage girl) get sucked into a jet turbine and mutilated.

The Incredibles is probably in my top five cape films simply because it managed to earn a PG rating and pull off half the shit it does. And that's not mentioning the world-building, costume design, music, setting, and characterization. The Incredibles was the best Fantastic Four movie I've ever seen.
>2nd Favorite is Fantastic Four (2005) and its sequel. Both were fun movies that don't deserve the hatred they tend to get.

Also, Mr. Incredible was a fucking beast and even when he's been out of shape/practice for a decade and still managed to destroy the Omnidroid after it had literally worked it's way through teh Super roster and you have a bonafide badass. His abilities are also pretty rad.
>Super-strength.
>Super-reflexes.
>Super-speed (to an extent, he's fast).
>Super-durability
>Super-endurance
>And "Danger Sense".
>And at least years worth of combat experience against psychos and caped baddies that could wreck most police forces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTxrT2dCNLA

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>>93391960
> 2nd favorite cape movie is Fantastic Four (2005)

I like you, anon.

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>>93392954
And you seem like a pretty schway anon as well. I have no idea why the prior Fantastic Four movies were shit on as much as they are. The most recent Fantastic Four movie was goddamn embarassing. Everything up until they get their powers was well done (in my opinion) but afterward the movie falls apart. When the movie let out and I realized I had spent less than two hours in that theater, I have never felt so ripped off in my life. Never before have I felt so unsatisfied after leaving a film. It needed a solid 30 minutes added at least for it to be considered even passable. I would rather watch the unreleased fantastic four flick five times over than watch the most recent abomination as single time.
>It felt like the movie was split into two distinct halves that felt entirerly different from one another.
>Felt the same in the movie Hancock.
>Some movies can pull off that tonal shift successfully, like the movie The Frightners, but this movie failed like the Challenger.
>I liked the cast. I even liked the plot for the most part (Reed escaping in the vents was great), but in spite of this the movie was still trash.

>>93391722
no one really knows where most memes originate from

but who cares

>>93391722
Probably twitter

>>93391722
Twitter normies with mental retardation and the sense of humor of an infant.

>>93391491
Lex Luthor?

More Like Lex Luthorberg

Why are we all pretending that we don't know Superman is really Clark Kent? He doesn't even wear a disguise!

[I say nothing because I'm dead]

>>93391286
My name is, uh, Blah-Blah Blah Blah

my name is earl

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>>93391286
MY NAME IS ANUS MCGRAPIST
MY COMIC BOOK SCRIPTS
WILL PUT READERS IN CRYPTS

Why don't we just kill you and get another of you from a different timeline?

>>93391390
Because I'm alive? Joker killed Lois.

>>93391415
I'm trying to explain to you that even if someone is physically identical to you and has more or less the same history, it's still not really you. Lois still died and Superman killed her and his baby.

It's like an extreme version of dating someone who looks just like your ex.

Plus, why would alternate Superman just let him take his Lois away?

Finally someone gets it.

Carol is best.

your list is in reverse

>>93391162
Carol>Enid>Red Action>Shannon
I'm not sure where to put the 4-armed abbed lady from Carol's gym.

>>93391099
>I'm the cock that fucks your ass

I am the oil drip that stains your driveway

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>>93391099
>I'm the pornographer who draws prepubescent children!

>>93391014
Deathstroke is easily the best Rebirth.

I'm reading JL, because since it's the main hero-group, lots of cosmic/universe stuff are bound to happen and I want them. However, it's shit. Really, shit.
JLA for Lobo. Tolerable so far. Liked the last issue a lot, fun villain.
Batman because it's batman. Heavyhanded, but fine, for the most part.
Trinity is okay.
WW is very bad, no idea why I keep reading it.

Batman.

I started reading Green Arrow and I liked it, but I'm only at issue 7 or so. Picked up Aquaman 25 and if its good I might go back and check out the others.

Aquaman, Red Hood and Outlaws, Green Arrow, Green Lanterns, Hal and GL corps, Superman, Trinity.

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>>93390880
>"Da real question is...where?"

>The real question is... WHAT are we?

>Are we human or are we dancer?

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Nah

>>93390248
Maybe one of my favorite episodes was the one when Brad was going out with that other robot girl. Then Jenny was just jealousy and just kept saying she was evil and stuff.

Yes, and then he immediately died the first time he tried to stick his dick in there. Like a spiked vacuum cleaner.

I didn't ask a thing

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>>93390093

>>93390093
Did Matt finally hire a voice actpr for the female characters yet?

>>93390003
It's already an improvement over last year. What's the problem?

Cute piano.

>>93390048
The problem is your comment is not true