Sushi blade

>>9435124
Sharpen the knives you already have, you morons.

>But I never sharpened a knife before, I don't know how to do it, blah blah bullshit blah blah blah

Learn on YouTube.

Sharpen your fucking knives, christ almighty.

Don't feel bad, I went to my brother's house and brought homemade charcuterie and asked for a knife to slice it and all he had were chefs knives as dull as butter knives. I laughed and said, "Wtf is this?" His wife said he was scared to have sharp knives because they were dangerous.

>>9435255
My mom is the same way, She's had the same knives since the mid-90's and they've only been sharpened once. She still uses them, and I have to use them when I go to her house and occasionally cook dinner.

>1997
>I'm 7 years old
>Mom had her knives for a few years
>Now they're getting dull mainly because I keep fucking them up with kitchen experiments
>Dad sharpens them all to scalpel-tier
>Mom is standing at sink cutting celery
>Cuts into her thumb to the bone
>Have to go to E.R.
>I'm sitting in the waiting room while she goes to get stitches
>Hear her screaming several rooms away
>Stand up, go to the room and open the door
>There's a doctor stitching her finger
>Say "Can you stop screaming? This is embarrassing" and go back to the lobby

I was diagnosed with Aspergers at ages 2, 7, and 25 by 3 different psychologists if you're wondering what kind of person I am.