>be me >be excellent at cooking >be out of food and

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>be me
>be excellent at cooking
>be out of food and too lazy to shop >ordered a build your own slam for breakfast, delivery because fuckit. >Total 16$. Ouch.jpeg
>Delivery charges suck.
>Taxes awful.
>Totally worth it.
>order potatoes, pancakes (so fluffy!), English muffin, Turkey bacon (not to be healthy just because I like it more), and they threw in a handful of ketchup packets and the largest amount of butter possible.
>Get it.
>Get to eating.
>Also throw on some strawberry jam, and some hot sauce on them tots.
>Done w potatoes and bacon. >Already full because I've been not eating as much lately I guess. >Realize it's all carbs, all bread and stuff.
>Realize I basically paid 16$ for bread.... gonna have to finish it.
>no regrets anons