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>is your ice cream frozen? >yes chef >fuck me...

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>is your ice cream frozen?
>yes chef
>fuck me...
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>>9281018
it shouldn't be totally frozen at the time of serving though
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>>9281018
>did you apply heat to this steak
>yes chef
>oh fuck me...
>>
>wait is this bagged flour?
>yes gordon
>where's the freshly picked wheat, you fuck?
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>>9281018
>did you wash your hands with soap
>yes chef
>fuck me.....
>>
>this sashimi... did you cook it?
>no chef
>it's fucking raw?
>yes chef
>fuck me...
>>
>>9281018
>Are you a black man
>Yes chef
>What are doing here
>I'm the pastry chef, chef
>Fuck me
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>are these almonds activated?
>no chef
>fuck me...
>>
>is your pan nice and hot?
>yes chef
>fuck me...
>>
>so $75 for the hour?
>yes chef
>fuck me...
>>
>sous chef come here please
>yes chef
>are you using a knoife to help you cut things?
>yes chef
>Oh fuck me
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>>9281548

>travel to Italy
>make friends with a trattoria owner (tiny mom and pop place)
>they invite me to cook with them
>the moment I grab the soap and start washing meat they go "wtf are you doing"
>turns out they don't wash their meat OR fruit
>turns out it's norm for all of Italy
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>>9281741
>knoife
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>>9281716
>doesn't like a nice inactive almond stew
what are you some kind of normie?
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>>9281742
Aleppo soap is god tier
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>>9281766
Aleppo?
>>
>>9281742
>washing meat
>Washing meat with soap

the fuck
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>>9282066

A man goes to a store to buy some kidneys. He says to the shopkeeper, "I'd like a pound of kiddillies, please." The shopkeeper says to him, "You mean kidneys, don't you?" The man says, "I said kiddillies, diddle I?
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>>9281742
is this some sort of meme i missed or are you retarded?
>>
>you put the cheese on the bottom of the pizza?
>yes chief
>fuck me
>>
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>>9282110
why did I find this so funny
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>>9281742
>washing meat

did spaghetti fall out of your pockets too?
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>>9281776
Ol' stoner gary always ditched geography class to smoke with the janitors
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>>9281732
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>>9282229
>are your proofs written in childish negro vernacular?
>yes chef
>fuck me...
>>
>>9282078
It's amazing how much difference the context makes with rats. If that's your pet it's a cutie and basically a tiny dog, but if you just found it in your sink I would advice you to poison the fuck out of it and its entire family.
>>
>>9282229
>>9282233
Who is this supposed to be?
>>
I'm concerned about Gordons sex addiction. Propositioning co-workers and peers is not appropriate workplace behavior
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>>9282970
/Sci/ meme, she's a black woman from hawaii who was basically given a free phd in math from princeton for being a black woman and complaining enough about "muh equality" and "muh racism" her phd thesis is written in child-like babble and doesn't actually argue anything mathematical.
>>
>>9283019
Most thesis are.
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>that's a pretty big dick
>yes chef
>fuck me..
>>
>i have pusy
>i see that chef
>fuck me...
>>
>>9283023
I get that most theses are written simply because they have to be but damn she didn't even try to make it look legit
>>
>>9283023
only if you study some liberal arts garbage.
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>>9283026
Kek'd hard
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>>9283019
Link to the thesis?
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>>9283060
http://www.theliberatedmathematician.com/math
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>>9282185
BEPIS
E
P
I
S
>>
Hello, my name's NIIINO!
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>is your ketchup in the refridgerator?
>yes chef
>fuck me...
>>
>are your eggs in the refrigerator?
>yes chef
>fuck me...
>>
>>9281650
Underrated
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>>9283071
Nino?
>>
>>9281018
>is your dick hard?
>yes daddy
>fuck me
>>
>>9281018
>the eggs, do you lay them yourself?
>n-no chef
>fuck me...
>>
LAMB
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>>9283038
maths is a liberal art
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>>9283019
This sounds like slander.
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>>9281018
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>>9284850
Can you buy fresh shelled peas anywhere?
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>>9281742
never wash raw meat you freak
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>>9284892
>>replying to copypasta
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>>9281742
If only heard of washing as in rinsing under water. People actually use soap for that?
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>>9281018
>is this fucking mold in the kitchen?!
>yes chef...
>fuck me...
>>
>>9284874
Yes.
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