>is your ice cream frozen? >yes chef >fuck me...

>>9281018
it shouldn't be totally frozen at the time of serving though

>>9281018
>did you apply heat to this steak
>yes chef
>oh fuck me...

>wait is this bagged flour?
>yes gordon
>where's the freshly picked wheat, you fuck?

>>9281018
>did you wash your hands with soap
>yes chef
>fuck me.....

>this sashimi... did you cook it?
>no chef
>it's fucking raw?
>yes chef
>fuck me...

>>9281018
>Are you a black man
>Yes chef
>What are doing here
>I'm the pastry chef, chef
>Fuck me

>are these almonds activated?
>no chef
>fuck me...

>is your pan nice and hot?
>yes chef
>fuck me...

>so $75 for the hour?
>yes chef
>fuck me...

>sous chef come here please
>yes chef
>are you using a knoife to help you cut things?
>yes chef
>Oh fuck me

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>>9281548

>travel to Italy
>make friends with a trattoria owner (tiny mom and pop place)
>they invite me to cook with them
>the moment I grab the soap and start washing meat they go "wtf are you doing"
>turns out they don't wash their meat OR fruit
>turns out it's norm for all of Italy

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>>9281741
>knoife

>>9281716
>doesn't like a nice inactive almond stew
what are you some kind of normie?

>>9281742
Aleppo soap is god tier

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>>9281766
Aleppo?

>>9281742
>washing meat
>Washing meat with soap

the fuck

>>9282066

A man goes to a store to buy some kidneys. He says to the shopkeeper, "I'd like a pound of kiddillies, please." The shopkeeper says to him, "You mean kidneys, don't you?" The man says, "I said kiddillies, diddle I?

>>9281742
is this some sort of meme i missed or are you retarded?

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>you put the cheese on the bottom of the pizza?
>yes chief
>fuck me

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>>9282110
why did I find this so funny

>>9281742
>washing meat

did spaghetti fall out of your pockets too?

>>9281776
Ol' stoner gary always ditched geography class to smoke with the janitors

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>>9281732

>>9282229
>are your proofs written in childish negro vernacular?
>yes chef
>fuck me...

>>9282078
It's amazing how much difference the context makes with rats. If that's your pet it's a cutie and basically a tiny dog, but if you just found it in your sink I would advice you to poison the fuck out of it and its entire family.

>>9282229
>>9282233
Who is this supposed to be?

I'm concerned about Gordons sex addiction. Propositioning co-workers and peers is not appropriate workplace behavior

>>9282970
/Sci/ meme, she's a black woman from hawaii who was basically given a free phd in math from princeton for being a black woman and complaining enough about "muh equality" and "muh racism" her phd thesis is written in child-like babble and doesn't actually argue anything mathematical.

>>9283019
Most thesis are.

>that's a pretty big dick
>yes chef
>fuck me..

>i have pusy
>i see that chef
>fuck me...

>>9283023
I get that most theses are written simply because they have to be but damn she didn't even try to make it look legit

>>9283023
only if you study some liberal arts garbage.

>>9283026
Kek'd hard

>>9283019
Link to the thesis?

>>9283060
http://www.theliberatedmathematician.com/math

>>9282185
BEPIS
E
P
I
S

Hello, my name's NIIINO!

>is your ketchup in the refridgerator?
>yes chef
>fuck me...

>are your eggs in the refrigerator?
>yes chef
>fuck me...

>>9281650
Underrated

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>>9283071
Nino?

>>9281018
>is your dick hard?
>yes daddy
>fuck me

>>9281018
>the eggs, do you lay them yourself?
>n-no chef
>fuck me...

LAMB

>>9283038
maths is a liberal art

>>9283019
This sounds like slander.

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>>9281018

>>9284850
Can you buy fresh shelled peas anywhere?

>>9281742
never wash raw meat you freak

>>9284892
>>replying to copypasta

>>9281742
If only heard of washing as in rinsing under water. People actually use soap for that?

>>9281018
>is this fucking mold in the kitchen?!
>yes chef...
>fuck me...

>>9284874
Yes.