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put eggs into frypan add 500g sugar add 500g honey add 1kg butter

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put eggs into frypan
add 500g sugar
add 500g honey
add 1kg butter
add 20000kg oil

This
Does
Not
Make
You
A
Good
Cook
You
Fat
Fuck
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>Don't try to make stupid slim, fat-free "hearty" dishes
>Use plenty of butter and cheese cause that shit is the good stuff
>WAAAAAAH HES NOT A REAL COOK HE'S NOT TRYING TO MAKE IT WITHOUT EGGS CHEESE DAIRY SALT OR SUGAR WAAAAAH ITS NOT SPECIAL!!!!!!
Next you're gunna tell me Action Bronson isn't an accomplished chef because he's a fat stoner.
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>>9275217
His lasagna recipe is goat.
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Youtube is disgusting. I despise it for giving disgusting people a platform to promote their disgustingness. The government should regulate youtube videos more heavily than school books.
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>>9275217
Butter is every chef's crutch.
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>>9275270
I bet you think people who use salt and pepper are compensating too?
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>>9275268
;_;
why are u so mean, there are some nice recipes on youtube
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>>9275242
Fatass obese american detected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOCwLsEZbMs

>fugg this big gigandick blog of amerigan geese is not enough leds add cheedos on dop of it :D :DDD :D
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>>9275217
He cooks Canadian food, of course it sucks.
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>>9275292
It's mac and cheese you dense fuck, I admit the cheetos part seems fuckin gross but what the hell do you expect? You're not make a light salad, you make that shit to eat and feel like you're already in your coffin afterwards.
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>>9275285
those can stay of course
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there's a forum for guys with big guts. it's been years since it was active, but it's still up.
http://www.bigguts.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=12
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>>9275292
this guy isn't funny at all and it was hard to watch that shit.
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>>9275479
I hate fat guys with high voices. It's like the fat is constricting their vocal chords. I bet if matty lost two hundred pounds he'd speak in a deep, rumbling baratone like Tom Selleck
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>>9275217
there are no eggs or sugar or honey in that recipe you fucking twat
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>>9275217
ya that sounds shit OP, here's how you do a munchie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geLxWZrq31E
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>>9275270
BACON
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>>9275292
he's canadian , his mac and cheese was shit tier, but most of this other recipes are pretty legit
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Regardless of his ability or inability to cook, this guy has to be one of the most annoying people I've ever seen. Can't stand his stupid fat fucking face.
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his baked potato recipe is worth trying though!
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>>9275258

It's literally a half a liter of oil and a huge block of mozzarella cheese, it looks fucking disgusting.
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