al/ck/ alcohol

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How al/ck/ bros doing drank 9 8.2% beers

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The worst part about being sober is the sheer boredom. The urge to drink to get rid of boredom is like an itch that won't go away.

Probably going to drink some wine soon, been staying away from the hard liquor for three months which has helped me stay out of trouble.

>>9271912
I don't drink for most of the year, but I go on binges when I do drink. When I'm not drinking, I feel like this. The alcohol isn't there, but it feels like there's nothing to replace it.

>>9271912
>>9271924
Youse tried the reefer?

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Can't cum while binging. Can get hard, but nothing turns me on. Just want the sexual tension to fuck off. Constant fucking nagging from muh dick. Hate it. Pls just leave me in peace.

>>9271927
I used to, but it was making me really unproductive. I'm pretty lazy even without it. When I smoke, I end up doing almost nothing but watching movies for days at a time.

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>>9271948
Guess I could try some movie rape scenes. 'As if I am not there' has a nice scene in which 3 soldiers gang rape, piss on, beat and imprison a qt, crying teenager.
Elitepain/mood pictures whip girls to the point of them losing consciousness. Those make my dick so hard it literally hurts.

I'm trying to not be such an asshole. Pics of Zoe Kimball are all I usually need nowadays, but fug, it's been like a week since I managed to fire the ol' custard cannon and it's really starting to feel uncomfortable.
I might hit the local and see if I can find some qt slut to suck me off.
Bet even that won't be enough.
Alcohol a shit.

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>Press F to pay respects

>Sober for 3 days
>Tapered down so no withdrawals
>Keep getting flashbacks to horrible shit in my life
>Almost ready to punch myself and scream when some cringe shit I did once pops up
You might be confused here, you might get them once a while, maybe once a day, but this shit happens to be every hour when I'm sober
I finally realized why I started drinking in the first place, it stopped that.
That shit did NOT happen when I was drinking.
I have to get some alcohol
I'm going fucking insane with out

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>>9271963
F

FFFFeelsbadman.

Any news from Homerbro, or has he joined SB on the al/ck/ farm in the sky?

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>>9271963
F

never forget

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>>9272277
He's alive. I found his youtube channel. He's begging for patreon money for more alcohol.

I wish hard liquor didnt make me so nuts and that beer was less empty calories

>>9272452
I'm going to have to say that I share your sentiment here.

>>9271943
Fucking hell, that's no myth. I spent all weekend stoned af laying on my couch watching movies and playing vidya. My liver wasn't complaining though.

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havent driven on main roads in 1.5 years because the panic attacks are so bad i black out

have nothing but alcohol and seeing nephew on weekend to look forward to

only thing keeping me alive is my dog and nephew

going to be alone for birthday, christmas and new years

where did it go so wrong

i spend my nights looking at 90s youtube shit wishing i could go back and do it all over, longing for that time again...

>>9272484
Usually as I'm falling asleep at night I turn on YouTube compilations of old 90s commercials. Makes me feel like when I was a kid at night watching tv. Pretty comfy

>>9272291
That doesn't look like him, link?

>>9272506
probably unhealthy

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>>9272507
I shouldn't give it out. It's him, though.

>>9272514
Why shouldn't you give it out?

>>9272291
>>9272514
Not him, dude.

>>9272523
Obviously, the videos were posted on the Internet because he wants to keep them private.

>>9271942
Sounds like you gotta lose that sick m8.

>>9272549
*dick

>>9272480
is my life over

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>>9272554
Nah its far from over bro. Do you live in a super rural area? Can you get out and do something without a car? Do you have any types of interests that can turn into a hobby?

Pic related is what im drinking in the meantime. Im not a big vodka drinker but this is a pretty smooth potato vodka for $20

>>9271894
That's a proper way to get dickered

>>9272452
I love beer but it's tough to get drunk off it because I just feel so full. Then when I start hitting the liquor I turn into a madman

>>9272514
>>9272291
Lolno, isn't him.
>>9272962
>madman
Iktfb. Legit starting to wonder whether I should ditch booze and just go back onto heroin.

>>9272985
Can't say I've ever tried heroin. I probably shouldn't because I seem to get addicted to things easy. Yeah people start telling me dumb shit that I did that I have no memory of but am left with a feeling of shame instead

>>9273043
There's no shame when you're on smack. No fear, no trace of anxiety, pretty much no emotions at all. Plus it destroys your sex drive, which for me is a bonus. Easier to kick than booze, too. 4-7 days of screaming terror then you're basically fine.
Not advocating it's use. It's not a healthy habit, plus in the uk atm there's fentanyl on the streets, a lot of people are dying, it's VERY powerful. 50 times stronger and, I shit you not, there's even carfentanil showing up. Ive personally OD'd on it. It's a fucking elephant tranquilliser. A piece the size of a grain of salt will kill you. Drug laws make drugs unregulated and staggeringly dangerous. At least with booze you know what you're getting.

>>9273122
Link:
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/carfentanil-drug-so-deadly-it-is-a-chemical-weapon-available-for-sale-on-internet-a7350186.html
Literally just touching the stuff can cause you to OD.

Anyone not understand how people can "act differently" when getting drunk of different types of alcohol?
I was talking to this guy at work and he told me that he is not the same person when he's drunk on Margaritas then when he is drunk on vodka.
Can someone please explain this to me? It's all alcohol, why would you act differently when consuming different beverages?

friend invited me to private club at the casino, all the top shelf alcohol u can drink, i will be getting carried out

>>9273140
>why would you act differently when consuming different beverages?

You wouldn't. Ethanol is ethanol. This is simply a case of misunderstanding, confirmation bias, etc.

>>9273140
It is just psychological. Think about the factors that go into choosing different types of alcohol:
-how I am feeling affects my choice of drink (eg: I drink margaritas when I want to party, I drink red wine when I want to have dinner at home and watch a movie, I drink beer when I want to sit a long time at a bar, I drink whiskey when I feel on edge)
-mixers could make a difference, is there caffiene in it? Is it a heavy drink? Do I have to drink it slowly due to the taste?
- strength/speed of the drink. Do you down shots of tequila really quickly, but sip bourbon?

These are the things that actually make a difference. Purely the type of alcohol is not different. It is psychological, due to associations and emotions and activities of the drinker.

So, Homerbro is dead then?
Fucking hell. This is no way to live.
Wonder how many unknown anons are dying without us knowing.

>>9273140
Margaritas are drunk in bars with music, young people, and this puts you in an enthusiastic mood.
Vodka is drunk alone while crying, with no one to stop you from drinking twice as much as you would in a bar. (Or in another bar with quiet music and older folks.)
It "is known" that tequila gives a more fun drunkenness than whiskey, that's why "everybody" drinks tequila to have fun and whiskey to cool down, and that's why "everybody" has a confirmation bias.
That is the difference between ethanol and ethanol.
Absinthe used to contain a psychoactive molecule, but it's been banned a century ago, and even modern ones that have this molecule don't have enough of it to cause any difference. (Unless you find a brand that happily makes its customers crazy.)

Pot on the other hand can have different THC/CBD ratios.

>>9272943
Got the last few shots of a bottle of that in the freezer right now

>>9272484
>>9272506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSh2HswKn5Y

E N J O Y

>>9271912
Kratom and kava are healthier alternatives. I went to a kava bar on Friday and Saturday nights. Very relaxing drink.

Who's next on the grim reapers list?

I'm hoping gnomebro

Feeling like I didnt need a drink, but had 2 16oz pbr's in fridge left from weekend.. so drank em both.. now I only want more.. fuuuuu

>>9273587
Same. Sick of that kid.

>>9273581
Kratom is great.


I use it twice a week while I'm meeting with clients so I'm not shaking, anxious, and pouring sweat because I'm coming off a hard bender.


I know know leddit, But check out the kratom sub on reddit if you are interested in good vendors and info.

That shit is a miracle drug, I could quit drinking easily with it.

I just don't want to

>>9273581
Please tell me more, how is availibility? Does it need to be fresh, like khat? How does it compare to amphetamines/opioids?

>>9273587
He lost his squirrel and his job.

I've been able to back off from three handles of CC a week to one. Suddenly my dick works again and I can shit solid and on time. I'm not sure what to make of this new found vitality. What do you do with energy and reviving health if you have no particular reason to live?

>>9272509
frig off

>>9273606
thanks, i need good sources. the headshop kratom i bought was pretty weak.

glad its working for ya

>>9273610
kratom attaches to opiate receptors. its a relaxing and feel good feeling. some people say you get high on enough of it. kava relaxes you and makes you more sociable. both are legal and easy to obtain.

>>9273610
oh and in terms of freshness, its always stronger fresh. that goes for most anything.

>>9273799
leaving a good looking corpse?

>>9271894
i just finished number 7 of 7.5%. worked all night now mid afternoon chilling with the kiddo until my girl gets home in 20 minutes

>>9273571
thanks bud

>>9272554
My niece is the only thing keeping me goin.
Her mothers a junkie her father was never in picture. Mum n dad are raising her. She just turned 3. Goddamn i love that little girl. Just not enough to stop drinking.

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Just smoked 0.1g of brown.
Spent 2 hours violently vomiting.
K.
Tolerance dropped, it seems.
Not doing that again.
Back to the vodka.

>>9274073
Those people are dead, btw. OD'd on opioids with their children in the back seats.

Life is SHIT.

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>>9274083
No they aren't. Also heroin isn't an opioid, It's an opiate.

>just nursing lager today

hope tomorrow will be a soft landing

>>9274097
Oh, they just OD'd. I thought they'd died.
Gimme a break, I just OD'd too. I'm utterly exhausted.
They were using opioids.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3781814/Ohio-police-share-horrifying-photos-adults-passed-overdosing-car-toddler-backseat.html

>>9274083
OD's dont automatically mean death broseph

>>9274123
Oh I know, I've OD'd on crack, smack, benzos, ecstasy, tramadol, even DMT. The dimethyltriptamine OD was actually quite fun.

>>9271885
What's with the /sip/ threads... are they making fun of us or something?

>>9274170
Who cares.

>>9274097
I would quit drinking and start heroin if I didn't have to do business with niggers...

>>9274191
Have you tried moderating with pot?

>>9274191
most of the people I known on heroin are white and fairly racist, I'm sure you could manage it. I still think alcohol is the best, though if I had a good source of amphetamines I might be singing a different tune

>>9272514
>>9272291
Not him.

>>9272506
You sound like a good short story character.

Any one heard from hospitalbro/simpsonbro/yellowbro?

>>9274133
How many tramadol did you take?

>>9274237
Bro, amphetamines and alcohol go Hand in hand.. it's like the perfect combo

>>9274255
Some time ago, he said he went back to the hospital. He was in a better room, with a TV. And a rail to curtain the bed.
He was yellow again. I'm not sure if he drank again, but I think he did.

He had mention drinking again would kill him, but idk how literal that was.

>>9274269
800mg. Lots of seizures and vomiting.

>>9274270
I know that's how it worked for me, but worry it might've just been a honeymoon and now I don't have any friends

>>9274314
I'm at my most feminist when I'm real drunk. it's one of the ways I know I need to leave a bar to avoid getting kicked out.

Everything hurts.

>>9274326
I sometimes go full natsoc when drunk.

Local liquor store has PET 750s of Bacardi Oakheart on clearance for $5. Oakheart chased with water for me

>>9273122
imagine a letter soaked in liquid with that shit in it. like the anthrax scares but no powder. freaky, probably pretty expensive though

>>9271885
>2017
>still drinking alcohol, the worst, most damaging drug

Cocaine is the way to go. I snort little amounts and pretend I'm a gangster while getting all kinds of productive things done.

>>9274697
>not doing truly harmless drugs like weed and opiates

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>>9271894
My side hurts really bad after doing this

>>9274276
Coming from someone who had way worse jaundice (especially the first hospital stay) I'd say his prognosis isn't good. Might even need to have infrequent endoscopes to band up dormant varisces veins that can explode and kill you.

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>liquor: full mad man
>wine and strong beer: mad man
>5% macro lager: smooth cruising

How does it work, lads? Even something 7.5% can tip me over the edgy but with normal beers I'm a comfy cruiser. I still drink to much, but I don't live in perpetual crisis.

>>9274778
beer is like powdered cocaine while liquor is crack

one isnt as fun but doesnt have the nasty side effects

>keep feeling like shit after getting drunk off beer
>send regrettable messages
>pass out
>feel like shit
>drink again
>rinse and repeat

17 days sober. Still having shitty nightmares every few days. Also feeling down in the dumps. They say it gets better. Just focusing on how I've been to the ER THREE TIMES this year for withdrawals. I'm at the stage where 2 or 3 days of drinking makes anxiety unbearable and my blood pressure goes nuts, with sweating and puking. I don't believe there is any way to turn back the clock. Looks like I will need a substitute for alcohol.

>Mom's been howling at me for drinking
1 more month and I'm back to dorm where I can drink freely

>When you wake up and you're so out of it for hours you can't tell if you're sober or drunk

Just drink water you faggots

>>9274841
beer feels better after drinking too much liquor and quitting for a day or 2, after a liquor binge my stomach is wrecked and i'll drink a few frothy stouts a few days later and the buzz feels better and the stout helps my stomach.

Heartburn and hiccups
please stop

>>9275224
My stomach is rekt from 4L of beer a day for multiple years
Even 2 0.5l beers rek my beers now, it's all FUCKED

>>9272514
That's fucking aquachigger, you nigger. He's a sober puppydoll.

>>9273122
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/new-numbers-robertson-opioid-crisis-feds-bloodbath-1.4144404

Fentanyl's a huge fucking problem here in BC right now. And it's in coke and MDMA too. I'm too scared to abuse anything other than booze and weed right now

>>9275440
cheap beer and malt liquor will erode the stomach lining over time, if someone happens to be rich getting drunk on good belgium trappist ales everyday wouldn't effect the stomach that much . I've actually tried this experiment spending $100s of dollars on good beers getting drunk everyday for a month and there's never much of a hangover or stomach issues.

>>9275711
>effect

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quit for a good two weeks now i'm back

>>9275719
>effect
affect, sorry, drunk...

>>9273788
And his mind.

Did you guys have alcoholic parents

>>9275898
Dad was a drunk for most of my childhood (carton of beer every other day). He sobered up by the time I finished high school. Mum wasn't a drunk by my measure, but she'd finish a bottle of white wine most nights.

>>9275898
My mother spent like 2 months binge drinking before my parents divorced, but before and after that, she'd drink literally like once a year. My dad spent a few years going out at the weekend to meet his old friends from university. He'd only have about 10 pints of pisswater like Budweiser. If the two of them shared the amount of booze I put away in 1 day, they'd both end up in hospital. They both have PhD's, I didn't even show up for my GCSE's. I was drunk and high, and had got a 13yo pregnant when I was 16 and supposed to be taking exams and planning for college. I'm the retarded black sheep of the family. Nah, parents weren't alchies.

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Been on like 40-50 units a day for months. Now have £4 to my name, to last until Friday. Enough to stop seizures today, but by tonight I'm going to be in trouble. Weds and Thurs are going to be extreme. Not happy., guys

>>9276146
what a fuck-up you are

>>9276151
Mhm.
>shrug

>>9276146
Consider talking to your doctor about this right away. Going cold turkey after that kind of use can be dangerous.
Best of luck, man.

Any namefags except mall drinker still fucking alive? I get the dismal feeling that everyone is dying

>>9276161

mall drinker here

Day #35 without alcohol. to the dude a few posts above, go to a fucking hospital or walk in clinic for some valium. Withdrawals can kill you

>>9276160
I'm too embarrassed to use yet more NHS resources. I've had like 6 ambulances here this year. One time I downed a bottle of vodka while waiting for them to arrive, so by the time they got here I was fine, and tried to fuck the paramedic who came to help me. I was so embarrassed the next morning that I sent her flowers and an apology. No doctors. I want to fucking die, I really do, I just don't want it to hurt as much as I fear it will.

>>9276164
Glad you're still here, man. Look after yourself. Really.

Does anyone know why the mussels in my hand start to twitch on their own every morning?
I heard those are are called tremors or something, probably from alcohol poisoning but im fine.
My left arm has those every morning and i can see it. It doesnt make my entire hand move, nor does it interfere if im holding or lifting something, it just gently twitches on its own every time in hungover

>>9276175
Alcoholic neuropathy perhaps

Might be legit insane. I'm starting to believe that I died and am now in hell. I've OD'd so many times that I should be dead. Maybe I am. I... ah man, I'm losing my mind. Or maybe I really am dead. I am not a happy person.

>>9276175
It means the mussels are still alive and fresh out of the sea. Cook them up quickly and take them out of the water (or wine) as soon as they open.

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>tfw no qt hooker to make everything better

>>9272514
>>9272291
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K5IsdEmobMo
That accent isn't very British, now is it? What the fuck made you think it was SB?
>>9275539
This anon knows.

>>9276175
That's not hungover, that's withdrawals.

>>9276273
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotard_delusion
see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusion

>>9276329
Also it takes longer than a mere month to die of alcohol.

>>9275735
Lovely Dobbie

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thoughts on smirnoff?
ive only tried smirnoff mule it was pretty tasty

>>9276494
Mid-range quality source of ethanol for true al/ck/s. Does the job nicely without being too expensive, or too disgusting. There's a reason it's so popular.

I think I might be satan. All I do is hurt everyone.

>21 year old depressed NEET
>on half a litre of vodka a day

am I fucked bros?

>>9276520
You're young, you can probably recover if you stop. .5L is what, 20 units? It's not so much that I imagine you're in extreme danger. Taper if you can, go cold turkey if you (like me) can't, and never drink again, or you'll probably die young and in pain.

>>9276520
>>9276525
Switching to beer at some point is extremely beneficial during a taper. You'll always have enough to stave off withdrawal but it's hard t suddenly chug yourself to death and relapse to a higher dose.

Also, it has water and minerals and vitamins and other good stuff. And hops make you relaxed.

Keep getting so drunk that I forget to take my thiamine :( just crushed up 300mg and put it straight into my bottle of vodka. Can't fucking keep forgetting, it's too important

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Started taking 30mg/day of paroxetine hydrochloride because I hear it's a good way of chemically castrating one's self.
Cannot achieve orgasm for the life of me as a result, and consequently am a million times more sexually frustrated.
Brilliant.
Not like any girl is ever going to date this alcoholic mess. Looking into safe methods of physical castration done at home.
Scared as fuck. I really think I'm going to do this. Sexual desire is painful, irritating as FUCK, and it is nothing short of socially accepted madness which leads to pregnancy and disease.
Fuck you, balls. Torment me, will you? I'm coming for you.

>>9274841
Tell that to my 2 day withdrawal from drinking just beer

>>9275735
Wouldn't mind getting my dick in the dob tbqh

>>9276608
Now try it with vodka and compare.

>>9276592
jfc what happened to /ck/

>>9276592
Why wouldn't you just rub one out and go about your day instead?

>>9276662
Well to be fair, I was putting away 10-15 beers per night for a week or more straight

Vodka in the same ammount might not be as bad

>>9276703
I find that the exact same mls of ethanol of average quality lager is always the least wrecking because you stay pretty hydrated and you have to pace yourself.

It also depends on the particular beer and the vodka though. There are some bum beers that will wreck your shit even drinking moderately.

>>9276520
You're not really fucked, but drinking is probably making your depression worse. Also being a NEET can make you drink more and make you more depressed. How long have you been drinking daily? What do you like to do, or what did you like to do in the past? What do your friends and acquaintances like to do?

Have a nice day, but that's not an order.

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>>9276592
holy shit what

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gin blossoms songs in the motherboard guy again... withdrawals killing my from another 6-8(not sure can't get off the floor) bottles of vodka from last Thursday through Sunday... this time I can't even eat because the puking. I think I was seizing in my sleep too, bad rug burns on my elbow and knees. I keep forgetting how bad this is. Am I retarded or what? I can't figure out how to make the drinking stop.

>>9276525
>>9276559
ok friends I'll consider your advice

>>9276777
I've been drinking daily for about the last year, it's been just a fees beers a day before then I started drinking vodka as well then switched to just drinking vodka, the main reason I don't drink more is because I can't afford it which is probably my saving grace. I've been a beer since I left high school in 2014 it was comfy at first but now I am bored, lonely and miserable. Drinking alleviates the boredom

don't have friends or acquaintances lol

>>9276823
Glad you're still with us bruv.

Go to the hospital.

>>9276831
>beer

neet

>fees

few

posting on a mobile device

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>>9276831
NEETism can really ramp up the boozing because there is no accountability and you're not forced to confront the damage by getting out of bed in the morning. On the other hand I find the NEET life to also be very suitable for deliberately changing your habits for the better without outside interference. I find it much easier to fix my diet or get an exercise or meditation habit going as a NEET, for example.

NEET life can be hell or paradise and it all depends on the level of discipline you're able to muster.

You somehow need to meme yourself into a better place though for all the benefits to come rolling in though.

>>9274778
Beer. I find myself thinking about beer. Just cracking open a cold one is a glorious thought. I have started drinking warm beer just to make them last longer. Fuck man there just never seem to be enough beer around.

>>9276900
Even though liquor is most of my problem, beer is what I miss the most when I quit. It's just so homey and comfortable. Like coffee and bread and soup.

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>>9276838
Nah, I'll be fine I guess. I think the seizing stopped now, and I actually slept in small doses last night. The anxiety and chest/stomach pain help me forget my awful wreck of a life. I'm not really sure if I care at this point it's almost better.

>>9273140
It's true. Different liquors are different drunks, but if you aren't too introspective or don't have a high level of self awareness you won't notice.

>>9276329
Ben Sanderson was so goddamned lucky to find Sera, if he was so determined to die they could have been fine together. I mean shit, Yuri was even taken care of and everything.

>>9277031
wasn't* so determined

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>>9276990
also over here like a weirdo searching "mom butts" to rip my dick apart about, I think I'm losing my shit finally

>>9277043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CUvmmjAlm4

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>>9277055
jokes on you my limbs already go numb here and there

>>9277043
Withdrawal horns aren't human, I've noticed that as well. Just insomnia and pumping out cum.

>>9276831
I recommend doing something out in the community like volunteering somewhere. Being around animals, if you like animals, can be very fun and you don't have to deal with people.
If you actually like people and miss being around people, you can try to find organizations looking for volunteers to help other people.
You are helping someone out which is good for your self esteem, it can be fun, it is low pressure, you can talk to people there or not, and you can still be a NEET since you aren't getting paid. Win-win.

You can pretty much do anything you want.

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How's everyone doing? What are you guys drinking?

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>>9277271
Slow 'n steady.

>>9276157
You will care when you have no liquor.

>>9276146
Go to the hospital man.

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>>9277271
>How's everyone doing?
Spent 2 weeks in a coma, heart stopped beating. resuscitated, locked on a secure psychiatric ward.
This pic is like a year old but perfectly illustrates my current situation. Same old shit. Fucking ethanol, won't stop trying to kill me.
Phone is at 37% charge, can only turn it on for seconds at a time. It'll be confiscated if they see it. Having to rush this post.
Nice getting supportive text messages from you guys though. Thank you. You know who you are. When I can charge my phone I'll respond.
Don't know when I'll be out, certain that I'll relapse, right now just concentrating on chatting up a nice, blondie nurse who brings me water and drugs, and helps me to walk, given that ataxia has made it pretty much impossible to do so on my own.
Don't know when I'll be out.
Not going to lie... Can't wait to get drunk.
Tc al/ck/ ily all <3
-Smirnoffbro

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>>9277356
HOL Y SHIT HE'S ALIVE

>>9277356
HOLY SHIT YOURE ALIVE

I KNEW IT

LOVE YOU BRO

>>9277356
>Can't wait to get drunk
Sad, dude

>>9277394
>>9277395
You're to make a grown man cry.
Thank you anons.
You damn well look after yourselves. Don't turn into the mess which is me.

Got to turn this phone off or the battery is gonna die.
Back asap.

PEACE AND LOVE.
SB <3

>>9277402
you must be new here

>>9277409
No. It's just sad.

>>9277356
Pieces of junk like you are sure a sad sight.

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>>9277436

>>9277356

After all that worry you put us through and you tell us you cant wait to get drunk? Wtf man

>>9277356
Ayyy

welcome back senpai!

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>>9277481
wow is the story different for anyone? I almost died in the floor seizing last night and i'm really not sure I wont drink again in two weeks when I'm mountain biking and running and shit's going good.... Sorry dude, you just don't get it.

-Gin blossoms in the motherboard guy

>>9277517
A decent amount of akrasia is generally in order though.

>>9277356
Hey dude sounds like you're in a shit spot but we'll be here for you, good luck their friend

>>9277305
Gotta speed that shit up friendo

Im on my 6th day without a drink. Yesterday i had the chills and a fever of 101°. The worst part was the hallucinations. I saw a terrifying woman and some shadow people. I was only able to keep down a bit of soup. Today has been better. No fever and the nausea isn't as bad. Dont think i can eat though.

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>>9277562
Trying to slow it down actually desu m8. Just mugs of barley water and Gregorian chants, wholesome traditionalist boozing.

>>9277578
It will get better from here.

Just wait until your appetite awakens, you're going to be eating like a fucking animal.

>>9277578
>The worst part was the hallucinations
I had audio hallucinations when I quit...Those were actually pretty fun, I miss 'em.

>>9277578
wow are you in decent shape? Usually I can eat decently by day three from a binge.... but that sweating isn't going anywhere for a few weeks

>>9277581
Different strokes for different folks as they say, but as long as you're happy that is what matters

>>9277582
I dont doubt that, this whole thing has been so exhausting I'm sure my body is dying for nutrients.
Im glad to hear it gets better. I was worried Id feel terrible forever

>>9277585
I can see how itd be fun in the same way a horror movie is but the things I'm seeing are terrifying
>>9277587
Im in pretty bad shape, I'm a former fatty who lost weight through an eating disorder.

>>9277578
Dude you're making me worry, my pals I drink with want to try to go from getting black out drunk to cold turkey from booze to see who will last the longest. But best of luck with your absence

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>>9277590
Well some part of my wants to be chugging vodka right now so I'm trying to channel these degenerate cravings into more wholesome directions.

It's all part of an elaborate plot to trick myself into living well.

>>9274285
I lile the tramadol seizures, each one is like an extra strong burst of ecstasy

>>9277603
Thanks. It's going to suck, not gonna lie. Just make sure to have a lot of water and ibuprofen on hand.

>>9277621
I mean so far it hasn't really affected my work/social life, I mean it might in the future, but it's "better" not to think about it ;)

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>>9277606
No I understand you, but some part of me wants just to just cold turkey all of it, but my sober thoughts scare me more than the alcohol at this point

>>9277650
Yeah, I had that frame of mind for 2 years. Things snowballed and I lost everything. My 7 year relationship, my apartment, most of my friends. I didnt care though, those things didnt make me happy, being drunk did. Im not going to lie and say I want to stop drinking or that life is going to be better sober. I know its not going to be.

What do you imagine it might take to make you lot stop?
I've lost the love of my life and my career because I wouldn't stop drinking. Being told by medical docs that I will die hasn't stopped me.
Is there anything? Your absolute dream girl, a lottery win and a Ferrari perhaps? Your dream girl and her twin sister, in a cosy mansion and two Ferraris?
I feel like nothing could make me stop.

>>9277660
s t o p, I fear that's what my life is going to boil down to, but at this point drinking everyday is the only thing that keeps me going.

>>9277658
For me the tricky part is that after a few weeks of sobriety I manage to meme myself into thinking that drinking isn't so bad. Every time.

>>9277662
Personally, I don't really care about wealth, even before I started drinking I never really cared about money, but I can't really see myself being happy sober, because if I wasn't able to be happy before drinking what would make me happy after?

>>9277670
Yea, I have an addictive personality, but I've always been able cold turkey whatever, whenever, but my drunken-self fears what sober me would do without it...

jesus fuk smirnoffbro is alive
i can't believe it

get sober bro!!

>>9277585
Funny thing is I have the inverse, I have audio hallucinations when sober, and they are quite spooky while alone

>>9277712
How long have stayed sober? They lasted about 9 days for me.

> spooky while alone
I liked not being alone lol

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>tfw 3 days sober

when does the fucking shaking stop?

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>>9277718
Dude same, I loved being alone, but after about 3 years of drinking every day, being alone and sober fucks you up.

>>9277718
The longest I've been sober in the last 5 years has probably been around 20 days, but at that point, it was like I was in a donnie darko adaptation

After I'm done withdrawing from alcohol, can I ever drink again or will I become addicted instantly?

I really like drinking, but being addicted is affecting my professional life in a negative way.

>>9277756
>can I ever drink again or will I become addicted instantly?

Depends entirely on the person. Some people fall right back down the slippery slope. Other times you can control it.

>>9277725
Depends how much/long you were drinking. 7-10 is pretty typical.

>>9277804
Every day for the past 8 months, easily polish off half a 1/5 of vodka a day. I'm cold turkey right now. Does the shaking at least decrease during withdrawal or does it stay about the same?

I don't drink but why are alcoholics so mean?

My boyfriend is an alcoholic and he is very angry about half of the day, But when he's drunk he's in a great mood and very fun to be around.

>>9277820
I can only speak for my self but I was doing about twice that for 2 years. First 5 days were uncontrollable shaking, then for about a week if I concentrated I could stop shaking, then they were gone. I think there are drugs that can help you but I just rode it out.

>>9277837
>alcoholics so mean?
Low self esteem and self image is a reason a lot of people drink. If you hate your self, you're going to take it out on other people then you're drunk you forget about your problems and your self.

>>9277849
>Low self esteem and self image is a reason a lot of people drink

That could be part of it.

Another part, looking back when I was still on the bottle, is that when you're addicted and you're not drinking you honestly feel like shit, so even the tiniest little thing might set you off. Once you're done with the workday and you no longer need to maintain sobriety and you start drinking then all that goes away. Temporarily.

>>9277849
>Low self esteem and self image is a reason a lot of people drink. If you hate your self, you're going to take it out on other people then you're drunk you forget about your problems and your self.


ohh

>>9277870
>even the tiniest little thing might set you off

Yea, He goes off because of the dumbest things. He's like a completely different person when he's sober

>>9277849
Thanks for your insight. If I'm completely relaxed like in bed I don't shake (do wake up a lot from random twitches), but if I have to use my muscles I shake pretty good.

>>9277837
I'm going through withdrawal and I'm quite irritable right now, it's one of the symptoms.

>>9277770
So I could have a drink once and a while, as long as I don't drink every day like I used to?

>>9277820
Being poisoned all day every day is not conducive to a gloriously comfy state of body or mind.

>>9277884
>So I could have a drink once and a while, as long as I don't drink every day like I used to?

Like I said, it depends entirely on the person.

I knew a guy who couldn't have one single drink after he detoxed otherwise he'd end up chugging the bottle and be right back where he started.

I quit hard drinking about a year ago. After a few months sober I slowly started having a drink now and then. So far I haven't gone on any binges.

Give it a try, but don't think that the same thing is true for everybody.

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>all of the bills I can't pay

>>9277884
It fucking sucks. Hallucinations are the only fun part of withdraw (and the bank account getting bigger lol). Good luck and stay strong. You got your self into this mess, you can sure as shit get your self out of it.

>>9277900

>checked

Okay I got ya man, it's about self control, not necessarily a physiological condition where if you have one drink and an hour later you start shaking

thanks

>>9277837
Imagine being sick and people bothering you endlessly. That's how the non-drunk part of it feels.

>>9277908
Yeah I've seen two visuals, both at night. Super weird, but easy enough to realize they are not real.

I really want a drink, but I know I can and just do something else when the craving hits. Usally put on a movie or jerk off, maybe some pushups. Or remember how lonely I am and no one likes an alcoholic

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>>9277924
>no one likes an alcoholic
It's true

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>>9277936
hell, my old man was an alcoholic, I loved him, but when he was drunk (24/7/365) I couldn't stand to be around him, even in his final hours

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>>9277936
>>9277943
I've enjoyed time dating alcoholic grils. Only real problem is that it's IMPOSSIBLE to get sober if you're living with a drinking fuckbuddy.

>>9277936
Fuck i needed to read that right now

>>9277905
By belief has been if I can't pay rent and what not, I'd just drink myself to death, good luck friend

>>9271963
Why do alcoholics gravitate towards fifths of Smirnoff? Is it the price, drinkability, consistency?

>>9278034

I never drank smirnoff, but I did drink similar mid-tier vodka.

It was all about the balance of price and the desire to avoid even worse hangovers from cheaper liquor.

>>9278034
cant smell vodka on your breath, plus it goes with a hell of a lot of shit.

>>9277356
Fucking hell man you gave us a right scare. Glad to see you are still with us, looking forward to seeing more of you around here.

Take care of yourself man

>>9278054
>cant smell vodka on your breath

this, beer or whisky make you smell

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Sexually abused at a young age from women in the neighborhood
Formed unhealthy relationships later in life
Molestation continued and than stopped
Grew up semi normally and forgot about those days

Ended up becoming successful in a career but still had social issues
Never understood that social relationships actually matter and I have been a shut in for years
Lost my respect at work
No self esteem
People at work know how good I am but they stopped carrying about talking to me since I had social issues or something
Everyone just ignored me around the office
Treated me like shit and acted like I am an autisitc fuck or something
Shit started fucking up at work, nobody asks me for help anymore and they don't want to talk to me at all
I fall into depression, start drinking and using drugs
Go to work everyday miserable as fuck
Looking for a reason to live
Ended up finding another job, as I leave the company everyone realized how much they fucked up in treating me that way
They expected me to pass down some knowledge to them after I left but I never thought them anything and I just took my leave with a clear conscience
If they believed they were so good and better than me than they had to learn on their own
They fucked up, company lost clients
I'm at my new job for months now, make a lot more money
Still alone, still lonely, and might be headed down the path of alcoholism and drugs again to numb the pain
>I'm 30 years old and people just don't take me seriously anymore
>I might know a lot about my field and I get hired on, but they end up treating me like I don't know what I'm talking about
>I listen to them and the projects fail so I had to pick up the pieces on my own and stop listening to other people............

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>>9278054
My alcoholic sister drinks it and you can always smell it. It doesn't have a scent but you feel it tingle in your sinuses. You're probably just immune to detecting it.

First day of detox. Forced myself to go to work. Only thing that keeps me honest. Hiding in toilet cause dont wanna face the boss. Had sat thru tuesday binge. He knows.

Few more, because I'm feeling nostalgic. And horny.
Ibb dot co /neegMa
Ibb dot co /ksERnF
Ibb dot co /jVsqEv
Ibb dot co /ir6vga
ibb dot co /dVJmnF
ibb dot co /eQ5o1a
Ibb dot co /dGPRnF

>>9276273
I've had this for the last year after I overdosed.
This is hell

>>9276514
I am son of bel

>>9278153
Haha, you're a middle class musician, using heroin and cocaine. I'd stake my fucking life on it. I've been there.
You're going to die young.

>>9278054
>>9278070
>>9278112
Vodka makes you smell less from the mouth since it has no smell except alcohol, but most of booze breath is alcohol coming from your lungs because it's in your bloodstream.

This can't be prevented, only masked, and rarely succesfully.

>>9278252
Got a problem with that?
Lol.
Yeah you're annoyingly accurate.
I don't like alcoholism but the massively casual lifestyle is really quite nice. Alcohol, weed, heroin and easy girls. I could post another 500 pics of those girls if this wasn't a SFW blue board.

>>9277271
PALOMAS all summer babayyyy!
Drinking palomas, naragansetts, and evan williams whiskey until I get drunk enough to start talking about how I have to quit drinking for a while.

Woohoo.

Do you think your pets can tell when you are drunk? Do you think it bothers them? I have cats and don't want to hurt their feelings :(

>>9278273
>proud of being a burnt-out sex drone

No one wishes they were you and you know it

>>9278300
Nah, I'm ok. Ish. I am largely suicidal and feel like I'm in hell, true, but for a few hours every day, I feel fucking fantastic.

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Saw this in my neighborhood. Hope you're still out there, SB.

>>9278313
Did you miss the part where he is back?

>>9277356

>>9278313
Tf am I looking at?

>>9276559
Agree to this.

>go to house party
>invited to make cocktails out of whatever liqour people bring because friends know i love it
>bring my prosecco and camapri and make cokctails drunk as fuck
>make a few whiskey sours, 2 negronis, mint juleps etc
>get so fucking hammered someone dares me to make my favorite spaghetti sauce drunk as fuck
>now a video exists of me yelling at people how to make a proper sugo alla puttanesca sipping campari and prosecco like it's nothing

I need to stop drinking

>>9274697
>the worst, most damaging drug
how?

>>9278368
>I need to stop drinking

all that sounds pretty cool tho?

>>9278372
>hey anon why are you adding anchov
>BECAUSE IT FUCKING REQUIRES IT
>i don't like anchovy
>FUCK YOU DONT EAT IT
>OK IF YOU DON'T CRUSH YOUR GARLIC IT RELEASES NO FLAVOR, IF YOU SAUTEE THIS WITH UNCRUSHED GARLIC FUCK YOU WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS
>for some reason I keep claiming if they can't make something right we can no longer be friends
>yell at a man who insults guinness

Yeah it's just autism-y though.

>>9276823
Do you have anyone you can call? From the sounds of it you're in a bad way rn anon.

If you're not game for hospital detox, get some help from a friend or relative you trust. Get the meds, plan the taper route (if that's your MO), and have someone near to keep an eye on you.

The fits aren't fun for any of us, us anons have your back, keep checking in. Get help.

>started going for drinks alone
>keep bar hopping so they won't refuse me
>after my 8th or 9th pint it's time to go home
>however I fall asleep on the fucking train, wake up covered in sweat
>still go on to buy more drinks on my way home

God damn it, it was fine when I was drinking alone in my home but now I'm turning into one of those sad public drunks

Whisky literally put hair on my chest.
I thought it was just a meme.

>>9278385
I levelled up some months ago and now sit by a pond in a park near my home, trying to befriend ducks with offerings of home-made bread, and hitting on every girl who comes near. I'm scared that this will become unhealthy, I'm not in control when I'm blacked out and it's not impossible that some of them aren't quite yet 18.
I really do not want this.
I drink more because it scares me.
I am not this person.

>>9278406
Fuck man that's bad

I think our problem is that we have nothing interesting to do in our lives and no one to see (at least in my case). Going to alcoholics anonymous might help You, someone to chat to and see regularly.

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Am drinking a bottle of fine gin today.

>>9278429
Looks pretty.

Neat? G&Ts? Martinis?

>>9278423
I've been to AA and NA. Thing is, I am in trouble with some fairly hardcore dealers because I refused to take the rap for a crime THEY committed, and insisted that I take the blame and go to prison for them. They said I'd be protected inside but I do not believe them. I can't go to AA or NA because there's always someone there who will recognise me, and I'm trying very hard to stay hidden.

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>>9277756
You can drink moderately in theory, but in practice since you're an alkie it'll be super fast to go back to drinking daily and too much. I know I can't moderate, I fuck up eventually. (Plus I think I had withdrawals the other day from using mouthwash with alcohol once a day for a week. Not drinking, just using normally.)
Also, don't drink right after the acute withdrawals are over, that's a recipe for disaster. Wait a month or two.

>>9277820
Withdrawals usually peak around day 3-4, then decrease.
You could taper with beer or benzo. Going cold turkey gives kindling.

>>9277913
>not necessarily a physiological condition where if you have one drink and an hour later you start shaking
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kindling_(sedative%E2%80%93hypnotic_withdrawal)
That becomes true if you go cold turkey repeatedly. Along with brain damage.

>>9278010
And with what money would you drink yourself to death?
And how would you proceed, just drink a lot? It takes years before lethal organ failure.

>>9278328
Art.

>>9278368
>>now a video exists of me yelling at people how to make a proper sugo alla puttanesca sipping campari and prosecco like it's nothing
You're the new celebrity chef.

>>9278371
See pic, and various studies showing that alcohol is worse than crack and heroin.
Tobacco comes second in some other studies like the British one that was talked about some time ago on /alk/

>>9278381
IT'S FUCKING RAW, WE CAN'T BE FRIEND
OK, it sound like autistic drunken shit. I used to do similar idiocy.

>>9278439
You should move. Or ask for police protection or something.

>>9271912

its the fucking truth, the fucking boredom makes me just long for that fucking drink.

2 days sober, gonna drink as a pig tomorrow

>>9278480
>You're the new celebrity chef.
I don't even cook too much. The fanciest thing I make is that I make my own gnocchi ( pain in the ass) and serve it with balsamic steak.

If you can't make a simple fucking puttanesca sauce you're a lost cause.

>>9278485
I agree, but so many people are a lost cause about cooking it's not worth bothering about it.

Sodium bicarbonate is GODLIKE. Suck it, heartburn. Whichever anon recommended it, sir THANKYOU

>>9278485
>balsamic steak

That sounds fucking great and I've never even heard of it til now

I've tried out different ways of making my rice with beef/chicken taste good but it's just such a shit side dish

I tried cooking Orzo with vegetable stock but that just tastes like pot noodle

>>9278496
Shoulda seen it though mate. I'm fuckin grabbing into my friend's cupboard above the stove looking for oregano and slam my fuckin face against it: "aw fuck i blame the french and their shitty fuckin wine" and with a giant goosebump on my face i decide to make some fucking puttanesca sauce and we did bread in it.

I like to cook a lot when drunk which IS NOT a good idea.

>>9277585
Fuck that noise, literally. I kept hearing a child screaming bloody murder outside, enough times I kept checking outside for something.

And then heard a deep baratone voice sprouting rando words at me the moment I was on edge of sleep. Withdrawals can be maniacal in ways, crazy what the brain can concoct.

>>9278504
Just fuckin marinate some steak, cook it how you like, pour a balsamic reduction over it: top with feta cheese

Buy premade gnocci, boil it until is rises, sautee with garlic, oil, dried sage leaves and finish with parmesean. Toss, serve

You can always nuke the gnocchi if your steak is kinda late. I always make mine medium rare which is hard to tell with marinated steak so I always keep a thermometer around.

Or I'll serve aperol e prosecco with club soda after grilling baby octopus marinated with lemon juice, thyme, oregeno and olive oil. It' s a nice appetizer.

Is it true!??!? Is the legend alive fo real

how many lives does this nigga have

>>9278326
Posted before catching up on thread. Serendipitous.

>>9278328
Don't ask me, someone had an entire yard of these things lol. Leave it to NYC.

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>>9278525
Who?
Smirnoffbro?
He's indestructible. And a good long-distance friend of mine.

>>9278544
He's a hunk. I wish I had saved his number when it was posted so I could text him but I legit thought he was dead so didn't bother

>>9278544
smirnoff guy is that guy who used to shitpost on /fa/?

>>9278553
kek denim dan? I remember that fag

>>9278480

Do you think cold turkey is safe or should you taper off? If you think tapering off is better, what rate should you taper? One less drink each day or perhaps 1 drink every x hours?

Thanks for the info, kindling sounds scary. I've never actually completely gone through withdrawal, I've always started drinking again before it finished.

>>9278560
I don't know, I'm not a neurologist. I'd say it's always safer to taper, except if you can't handle moderation and end up not stopping.
I don't know if going through withdrawals is necessary, or if you can fuck yourself by just having a few days of it and drinking again before they're over. I'd guess the later.

Try to see a doctor, maybe one specialised in addiction/alcoholism.

what is a good way to hide alcohol in your home

>>9276511
Fuck smirnoff. Sobieski master race.

>>9278631
In the garden hose

>>9278631
anus

>>9278631
in your closet wrapped in some clothes on the floor

>>9278645
Pint bottles in your jacket pockets in the bedroom closet. Even the most suspicious don't think to loom there.

>came home from cinema alone
>sober as fuck
>gf says she wants to call off engagement
>before i went to cinema she was talking about us having a baby.
>Then she proceeds to put a knife to my throat.
>Tells her to put it away or im calling cops
> she puts it away and acts fucking psycho rest of the evening.

lads im calling it off and fucking off to a friend for a bender.

cheers

>>9278679
>getting engaged to some bipolar chick
wtf?

>>9278544
How is he still alive

Did he manage to stay alive when he tried to quit?

>>9278679
>>gf says she wants to call off engagement
>>before i went to cinema she was talking about us having a baby.
she fucked someone else (raw) while you were gone

>>9278631
my mom - back when she was an hardcore alcohol - used to hide a bottle in a big pile of beanie babies she had situated in the corner of her room from when we were kids. u could try there if you have one.

>>9278723
See >>9277356
2 weeks in a coma is not a trivial affair.

>>9278733

Can't believe this dickhead is excited to drink again, then again I'm projecting. I got arrested for drunk and disorderly behaviour first thing I did when i was let out was get smashed at 12 in the afternoon.

For someone who drinks 7 bottles in a night Smirnoffbro looks great.

>>9278480
I think I got kindling just from drinking hard on friday and saturday nights. :/

>>9278758
that pic is a year old, he didn't post a recent pic.

>>9271885
>tfw had to stop drinking completely when I developed schizoaffective symptoms on top of my bipolar disorder
I miss having a beer once in a while but even if I have just a 40 two nights in a row I'll be paranoid, scattered, thinking people in pictures are looking at me. It even happens with caffeine now. I can't have an energy drink. I can't smoke weed. I miss it.

>>9278781
people like you should be executed

>>9278807
lmao what the hell did I do?

>>9276823
>gin blossoms
Counting crows is a much better nostalgic 90's alcoholic black out band

>>9277271
great choice

> need to catch a buzz if I want to sleep
> don't want to drink enough to get hung over

The line between these two is getting razor thin bros

>>9278858
why don't you abuse xanax or something less wildly awful for your body and life? if you have issues where you're drinking like that you can probably get a script

How can you be independent and al/ck/ at the same time?

Any money I get is spent on booze, there's no way I can keep up a full time job like this

>>9278679
If I were you I'd start seriously considering the possibility of being arrested on suspicion of rape.

I read that cocaine and alcohol mix is terrible for heart but I basically have never encountered anyone who does coke sober.

>>9278896
Psh, "some studies suggest" cocaethylene is significantly more cardiotoxic than cocaine alone. On the bright side, it has a greatly increased half-life, so you get to beat your liver into submission longer before passing out and/or running out of blow.

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Anyone remember Ophelia-chan? Hitting on her HARD; just invited her to Ramsay's restaurant for a meal and made it clear that I'm aching to screw her. Liked her since she was 16 and we met on /b/, something like 9 years ago. That's her with Jeremy Corbyn. Christ I'd love to meet that gril.

tonights the night

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>>9279053
wut r 2 hapn?

>>9279065
gonna die

>>9279071
Jealous desu.
Feel like I should tell you to avoid doing so however.
Don't.

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>>9271959
You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer

>>9279118
How VERY dare you. Just because I enjoy watching teenagers get raped, does not make me some kind of sexual deviant.

>>9278896
Crackheads do.

4.5 more hours

Al/ck/ i learned not to mix liqour today. Threw up a lot. Havent thrown up since fifth grade, kinda annoyed at that. My bf and i are not frequent drinkers hes asleep from half a bottle of tequila in margaritas which i think he'll regret tomorrow
I learned that kahlua and fireball are sugar and shit
Malibu is pussy rum
Gin is great
If you buy cheap alcohol you will suffer
Blue raspberry jolly rancher vodka is great but shitty vodka makes it shittier.
Triple sec is garbage
Love tequila and tequila won't love me back.
Sorry for the no green text im on mobile and tipsy

>>9279141
5 hours here, and body is tensing up, I can feel a seizure coming on :)

>>9279166
stay safe anon

>>9278884
be a functional alcoholic. Drink just enough to stop shakes and shit like that, but not enough to where you act or actually feel drunk when you have to work.

or you know, you can stop drinking

>>9279153
100 proof new amsterdam vodka is cheap and not shit

>>9279253
My problem is I'm a binge drinker, not really an alcoholic.

I heard somewhere that those who like to binge drink react to alcohol in a way one would typically associate with opiates. Basically, alcohol does something to our brains which gives us 4 times as much pleasure than the average person, that's why they get drunk so quick because the rush of drunkenness is so good

NEW THREAD

>>9279323


NEW THREAD

>>9279323

>>9278818
you attempted to make other people think mental illnesses are real, aside from transgender shit

your full of yourself mate, and you refuse to get over yourself. thats all

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>>9278838
Well that's nice and all but i didn't realize if I thought about it hard enough I change the song until hearing it coming from the cpu fan/motherboard of my computer for 2 days and ripping the thing apart thinking I had a virus or something. Hallucinations are weird man. No music this time though, I just laid in the floor for almost two days. I actually got food/water to stay down this evening, so I'm actually getting better. Not looking forward to sleep though.

-gbmg

>>9273140
people who believe this tend to be stupid

>>9278941
met her once at comicon

>>9280253
Did you make an sex up her?