Has cooking ever helped you with a woman? Most girls I date think

>>9261470
>feminine
wat

Every women I've been with loves that I cook, but if it seems feminine then you're doing something wrong.

You are wielding sharp knives with confidence, dismantling carcasses and seasoning to your pleasure before burning them to satisfaction.

Also if you can't get laid making scallops and risotto or steak au poivre you're doing something wrong

Why the fuck would cooking help you with women? Girls don't magically wanna jump into bed with you just because you can cook a half-decent dinner you autist.

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>>9261470
a girl i was talking to was really excited when i told her i can make pizza/eggplant parm/other italian foods from scratch. she was pretty cool. then she randomly started talking about something sexual and i started freaking out because i have ptsd from being molested as a child and i told her i didn't want to talk to her anymore. i felt like an asshole and haven't tried talking to anyone since, at least a couple years.

>>9261470
>Most girls I date think that my ability to cook is feminine and "cute".
That's because they see you as feminine and "cute". Women are unable to compartmentalize like we are. She knows that you're a little beta bitch liberal, and so everything you do is inherently a beta bitch liberal activity. When Chad cooks a shitty well done sirloin with a side of kraft mac & cheese, it's a culinary delight prepared by a real man.

i never really cooked for a girl besides when i made hamburgers on a foreman grill for a gril once in college.

>>9261480
Yeah they do

I don't cook for anyone other than myself. I also don't bother with women anymore, so it's a win-win situation really.

>>9261484
you should go see a therapist, for reals

>>9261480
see >>9261488
They think hot guys who cook are hot.
Hot guys are hot.

>>9261470
nigga wat type of bitches u dating...hoes luv that i can throw down in the kitchen

>>9261510
Right they're not going to suddenly dig a guy who looks like a fat slob because he can cook really well.

Like if you're trending downward, it's not going to reverse that, but if you're trending upward it can be a great boost, and you can turn it into a really flirty and romantic thing.

>>9261470
It's sealed the deal a couple times back when I was dating. "Come over to my place and I'll make us dinner" is a pretty clear pitch, and most women who respond to it pretty much know things are going to end up in the bedroom after. At least the ones I dated did. Also I was pretty much a poorfag back then. Having a woman over to my place for dinner meant for the same cost as going out to a mediocre restaurant I could make something simple but good AND have two bottles of wine on hand. Sexy time usually came halfway through the second bottle.

>>9261484
Seek help
>>9261554
>sexy time
Grow the fuck up

Her body language is so hot

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>>9261554
>Sexy time

>>9261470
Knowing how to nourish myself has helped preserve my appeal to my preferred genders by keeping me fit and pretty.

>>9261574
It's the sleeve tug that does it for me.

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Find a girl who likes you for you.

I made french fries once and almost burned the house down.

>>9261661
damnit Ricky

Yes. Protip, dicing shit makes a clak clak clak noise that makes you seem like you know what you're doing.

>>9261661
>just B.E. yourself!

>>9261484
>she randomly started talking about something sexual and i started freaking out because i have ptsd from being molested as a child and i told her i didn't want to talk to her anymore
Seek help

>>9261518
Why can it go one way but not the other?

>>9261480
t. never gotten laid ever

>>9261672
Almost burned the house down while he's bangin Lucy behind the muffler shop.

>>9261711
Because if she doesn't want to be in your home or have you in hers then it doesn't matter how well you can whip up a meal.

However, if she is already inclined to be with you in a more intimate environment, it's the perfect way to pitch it. Far classier than "netflix and chill", gives her a great "fake because" as Scott Adams puts it (basically a reasonable excuse to do something they wanted to do anyway while saving face), but with basically the same result.

>>9261470
But could your girls cook?

i've never met a woman that can actually cook good food beyond basic "here's dinner kids get the fuck out of my sight" shit, so it's probably fascinating to them to see someone who can cook something with flavour

>>9261747
>be man who can cook
>found gf who can cook
>Both of us depriving some hypothetical other partner of a bf/gf who can cook
>not a single fuck given.

Please stop posting these types of threads.

>>9261489
I have never cooked for another person. Which is sad, because I can do some decent stuff. Every time I make something good I am reminded of my loneliness and that I have no one to share it with.

Please keep posting these types of threads.

>>9261470
What a bunch of flyover sloots.

>>9261470
it could help with fat girls
then again who wants to date a fat girl let alone make her fatter?

>>9261492
what you think happens
>wow, i cant belive he can cook like that
what actually happens
>wow, i cant belive he is too cheap to take me out for dinner

I cooked for a girl and her family once, paid for the chicken, pasta, pine nuts and everything else.
Even helped clean the dishes
They loved it, her boyfriend said the meal was meh.
What wen't wrong?

>>9261863
>Don't give her a tip. :^)

>>9261476
god you're a faggot, holy shit

>hey man you're not douching you are blasting white water into your vast gash and making sure that malodorous lesser lifeforms and vacate for your comfort

shut up, cooking is girly by default

>>9261979
>asserting your dominance over lesser lifeforms in a spray of blood and fire is girly
I'd still share a glass of whiskey with you but I wouldn't enjoy it.

>get off work early
>decide to make simple fettuccine alfredo with chicken and broccoli with garlic bread
>gf gets home from lab
>'wow, anon! whats the occasion?'
>'i just, uh, appreciate you is all'
>get after dinner bj
>watch ip man 2 afterwards

movie sucked, but cooking got me head

>>9262027
ip man 2 sucked?
lying cunt

>>9261470

What is she saying?

>>9261470
My girlfriend loves that I cook, and other women (coworkers) have been pleasantly surprised to "meet a guy that can and does cook"

>>9261480
t. virgin

>>9261470
>date

yeah, h-hahaha, i got plenty of d-dates

>>9262133
https://youtu.be/S3-5e0OOLKQ

>>9262147
I have never seen a woman acting more flirtatious in my life.

>>9262161
Stop raping her you cis male!

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>>9261554
>usually came halfway through the second bottle.
Good for you you skinny dick poor fag

>>9262187
But she is literally raping him

>>9261470
spoiler that fucking gif, I thought she was going to eat me.

>>9262161
I have to agree with this. If he played his cards right, he could have been taking her bone town later that evening.

>>9262279
>taking her bone town
Agreed. He could have been playing a little Rachmaninoff on her skin flute.

>>9261470
it honestly just sounds like you are a feminine and cute little twink boy who should post boipucci

>>9262303
>her
>skin flute
Transgenderism is a disease.

>>9261470
>Has cooking ever helped you with a woman?
Yes. My skill in the kitchen is partly why I'm married to a doctor.

>Most girls I date think that my ability to cook is feminine and "cute".
For most girls it's a turn off. They desperately hope their signature spaghetti or scrambled egg dishes will land a sugar daddy. You can cook and don't need them for that. So they are preemptively friend zoning you.

>>9262161
virgin detected

>>9261484
seek professional help

>>9261484
Dude get help, this is obviously harming your ability to function.

>>9261470
Eh most women don't really know I can cook until we already start to date. My most recent ex favorite dish I made was steak tips in a mushroom and red wine pan sauce over rice, so I ended up making that once a week or so and got laid most every time I made it, but God damn did I get sick of eating it that often. Haven't made it in about 4 months

>>9261470

Yes.

Women are sensual, appeal to anyone of the senses and they become receptive. Having a nice looking and clean place. Then cooking a delicious meal.

>feminine
And I betcha those females can't even cook despite thinking that.

>>9261470
yes

>>9261470
It'll get ya laid. 'Nuff said.

>>9261992
>what is being on your period
v girly

>>9261470
say you like to grill

you won't sound like a faggot (even though you are)

>>9261518
look, if she decides to go on a "date" with you or visit your house she is at least marginally attracted to you in the first place. Unless you really are a "beta" who goes on "friendship dates"

So of course you can impress or fail to do so. This is not that hard.

>>9261470
This webm kinda makes me hard. She looks flirty as fuck.

>>9261747
So you've only seen your mommy cook?

>>9261843
Fat girls eat shit. Thin girls eat good food.
Cooking well attracts thing girls, not fat ones.

>>9261863
Don't date prostitutes.

>>9261886
>her boyfriend said the meal was meh.
I normally abhor cuck posting but that came out of nowhere and made me lol.

>>9261484
See a therapist

>>9262615
>They desperately hope their signature spaghetti or scrambled egg dishes will land a sugar daddy.
That's only poor girls. Rich girls are generally happy if you cook because they sure as fuck don't. You're married to a doctor - you know this.

the GOAT way of impressing a girl with your cooking is as follows:

do not fucking bring it up unprompted.
if she asks you about it, don't call it a 'hobby', don't say you're really good at it, just be like 'yeah i like to cook'
don't plan a date around it.
just go for a day date with her, go for a walk or some shit that takes you back to her place, and suggest going to the shop to pick up some groceries and you'll cook something.
then get some music on and have a conversation with her and cook something light and simple with a bottle of wine.

the people who make a big deal out of it ruin their chance to impress. don't set up a dinner date at your place with candles and an elaborate multicourse flight of dishes using ring moulds and squeezy bottles.

being a good cook, at least the sexy side of it, is about being able to conjure up a great experience spontaneously and with independence.

bitches get impressed by really mundane shit. reading labels on wine bottles before buying one, tossing things in a pan. I got laid once because I warmed the plates.

>>9264594
>the people who make a big deal out of it ruin their chance to impress.
Down is one way to play it. My experience was that the meal itself was not the impressive part. It was just the means to and end, which was getting her comfortable at your place with a few drinks in her. Of course you want the food to be good because you want her to enjoy it, but she's not going to fuck you because you can cook well. She accepted the invite to your place for dinner because she's thinking about fucking you. Dinner is just the excuse. Priorities in order, Anon.

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>>9264520
>this entire post

>>9264520
>Don't date prostitutes.
show me aa woman with integrity and self respect
oh wait, there are none.

>>9261719
noone wants to admit they got drunk and ate all the cans of ravioli but sometimes ya fuckin have to

>>9261489
Did she let you put your penis inside her vagina?

>>9261470
Have her make some rillettes and she'll see if cooking is girly.

>>9264857
of course. she wanted raw creampies every time from the beginning.

>>9261470
Honestly no. The only thing that has ever helped me with a woman is paying for shit.

I remember we had some threads like that before the fucking alt right submerged 4chan.
It was nice. Now, it's virgins calling all girls sluts because they won't fuck them.

>>9263687
Do you have the recipe for that?

>>9265349
Yeah, cook up some steak tips in red wine and mushroom sauce.

>>9265357
y-you too

>>9265265
>t. here since 2016

>>9261484
Sorry to hear that man, get some help

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>>9261470
>finally get gf
>try to talk her into dinner at my place all the time
>she seems excited but always has schoolwork (we were both in university, but she was more serious about it and was taking more classes)
>relationship lasts 6 months
>she never came over so I could cook for her
>we never had sex(groped a lot tho)
>she broke it off because she was gonna spend another year at uni and I was graduating
>also because she felt I deserved someone who would make time for me
>at least that's what she said
>tfw I still look back on this relationship as the happiest time of my life, and to date is the longest I've ever dated someone
It's a miracle that I find the will to live anons, I don't know why I don't want to off myself.

>>9265524
>groped a lot tho

I've got bad news anon. What she felt didn't quite cut it.

>>9265565
Entirely possible. I don't really care, not much I could have done about that anyway. I've pretty much given up expecting anything good to happen to me anymore.

>>9265578
Fuck, I was just shitting with you man. Snap out of it. This veil of tears is one big joke and whether your dick is 4 or 8 inches doesn't mean shit if she likes you. Show her that you think about more shit than the right and left push, and you'll hit someone rather quickly who's a match. Bitches are tired of the BS too.

>>9265524
When someone actually loves you, they want to get in your pants eventually, or move forward. She wasn't that into you, probably based on your potential as a quality mate. Women need to see a future in your to make you worth more than a friend that provides a right now companionship. Having good work ethic, savings, attitudes about the future, similar dreams, and mostly that if you ARE a keeper type, they wouldnt let you get away.

>>9261470
Simple psychology, the kind of girls who look down on men for cooking are very common

The reasoning is that they feel cooking is a woman's talent, and something they can provide to you as a woman, IE it's something they think they have to offer that you, a big dumb brutish oaf of a penis person, just don't understand

By being a man who can cook, you are making them self conscious because you are basically taking away one of the very things they feel they are bringing to the relationship dynamic, you're a man who doesn't NEED a woman to take care of him because you can do it yourself, this makes certain types of females feel useless and self conscious and so the only way they can rationalize it/turn it on you is to be condescending about it

It's the same way the same kind of girls would feel very uncomfortable if you ever insinuated you might do something gay, even though they likely would make out with a girl on the spot

Same logic

This is why I prefer to date bitches who can't cook anyway, I like cunty women who don't mind being catered to in the first place, then there is no issue with me cooking since it's not something they had ever considered to do for themselves anyway

>>9261484
Go get some help, dude

>>9265524
If you guys weren't having sex then she wasn't your gf. She was just a friend who happened to be a grill.

>>9261470
Yes, that's partly why I learned to cook
you must just look like a fag when you cook lmao, cooking should get you laid instantly

>make basic omlette du fromage
>Everyone thinks I'm Gordon Ramsay

>>9261480
t. European

Makes them wetter than a whore on payday

>>9261489
>So you grab a slab of ground beef
>Then you throw it on an iron
>Then eat it with ketchup

Panty dropper for sure.

>>9261513
DeMarcus?

>>9261677
>Be me
>Click clack clacking to impress
>Clack off the tips of my fingers
>Serve her raw veggies covered in blood
>Look her in the eye while serving them
>"M'lady"

>>9265524
>Gf
>Never been to eachothers house

How much shit did you buy her? Be honest!

>>9265853
I don't know, I don't have a lot of previous relationships to compare it to. Exactly one actually. Fuck me I'm pathetic.

>>9266078
I got her a gift at Christmas. We had a lot of classes together and ate lunch or dinner at the university cafeteria together almost every day. We greeted each other with a kiss and parted with the same. That was more serious than I ever got with anyone else. Now I just try and drown my sorrows in one night stands and alchol, but I'm not even good at that so I still rarely get laid. Why even try right? Whenever I do it never works out. Do you know how many times I've asked a woman on a date and gotten "I'm a lesbian." as a response? The last 4 times. It's getting really hard to think it's worth trying anymore.

>>9266200
More relationships than I've had

>>9266033
i made such awful burgers then. i think i used store brand worcestershire in them

>>9261484
Try either therapy or alcohol

>>9262161
Ahahhahaha you knoe its perfect that OP chose to use that pic. Shes pissed off at him, and hes a douche that thinks she wants his dick just because she agreed to do an interview with him. And this is a thread that is baiting insecure males.

>>9266200
You have a good life my cousin sexually expiremented on me when i was in the 3rd grade :(

>>9266441
I don't have my autism translator. Live long and prosper.

>>9261484
Go get help

>>9261470
In my life I have made spaghetti carbonara for two girls. I had multiyear relationships with both of them and many sex.

>>9262130
ip man 3 is hot garbage though. I was real disappointed.

>>9261470
Kitchen skills help.

I was/am a massive autist who could hide it well enough and went into college. Somehow ended up befriending both the stereotypical nerd and hyperchad cliques. Nerd clique helps with my studies and with a hyperchad best-ish college team basketball star friend I went from 110kg to 80kg in 3 months. Literal genius nerd girl with a lolibod (featherweight, 155cm, chest defined as a mathematical plane) from nerd clique that I've been friends with for 4 years and obviously autistically crushing on the whole time came with me to cafeteria to buy a snack. She ended up offering me some chocolate that comes in two pieces with a big heart on them and a cheesy as fuck little note. I spaghetti'd the fuck out hard, she laughed and told me I could ask her out if I wanted, and I did.

Had no clue what the fuck to do on a date because kissless virgin at 22. I ended up just inviting her over to my place, which she hadn't been to before. I knew she was half-Basque and active in a cultural center, so throughout the night I cooked a fucking shitload of basque food with her. Never seen so much food go into such a tiny frame. I winged the shit out of the rest, we watched half a season of That 70's Show on Netflix while cooking, she played her first ever vidya with me (RE5 on Amateur, still can't beat without my help), she found the fake katana I hid from myself years ago in my closet (wanted to die) and we had a sword/broomfight (all daijobu in the end!), talked an endless amount of bullshit, and drank a bunch of my super-amateur at the time homebrew. I mostly brew strong dark varieties or IPAs and she's more of a honey beer kind of fag, which I had on hand. She was wasted by my 3rd pint so she fell asleep half-cuddling me on the couch around 3AM. We did a lot more shit, but character limit.

Didn't get laid that night, but we're been together 5 years. Still thinks my mongolian PowerPoints are weird. She's into getting choked. I'm considering a ring.

>>9266961
You made it

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>>9266961
This made me happy to read, I'm glad you're doing well anon.

>>9261484
Don't listen to these other fags. Don't seek help, pain and sorrow are your only friends now.

>>9266961

Thats a really nice story Anon and I'm very happy for you. Thank you for sharing.

>>9261484
Treat em mean keep em keen.

>>9261470
They get me to cook them a nice meal to regain strength after fucking Chad all day.

Cooking helped me with a woman once, but probably not the way you're asking about.

Few years back, had a girlfriend move in with me. It wasn't a healthy relationship to begin with, and got worse being around each other 24/7. As with many other things around the house, I did the cooking, while she planned the meals and micromanaged me while I did the work. She was very much into ethnic cuisines - Indian, Japanese, Chinese, Eritrean, South American, and so on. I rarely cooked the same thing more than once - cooking anything I was familiar with triggered her jealousy and anger...

Unfortunately, aside from researching recipes and tracking down unusual ingredients, I was mostly incompetent, despite her constant coaching and encouragement (by which I mean, micromanagement and condescending ridicule). I frequently burnt and/or overcooked and/or undercooked dishes because I set the heat too high or too low, or adjusted the knob for the wrong burner, or set a timer incorrectly, and so on.

Then stuff happened, and stuff happened, and very long story short, after the police and some paramedics got involved, I broke up with her and moved her out of my house.

Within the first few weeks of living alone again, I noticed something weird. I stopped having problems with setting the wrong temperature and/or the wrong burners on the stove. Completely and almost immediately.

This, plus other forms of "absent-mindedness" and "incompetence" that I mysteriously *stopped* suffering from, led me to realized that my girlfriend had been gaslighting me, to prove that I "needed" her "help".

Without the apparent constant sabotage that had been going on, I found that I was actually kind of competent at cooking.

In short, cooking helped me *recover* from a woman, and rebuild my confidence in my own skills and my own mind.

I've heard that girls find confidence in guys to be attractive. That theory hasn't worked out for me so far, but I'm still happier now.

>>9261504
How is that win-win

>>9266961
cute

>>9261484
get help

>>9262147
god he's such a beta raising his voice and acting defensive when she gets riled up

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>>9266961
>She's into getting choked. I'm considering a ring.

>>9266455
I'm sorry that happened to you, I hope you're getting or will get any help you need.

>>9266961
Kinky nerd girl with a lolibod? That's like the autism jackpot. Good for you, Anon!

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>>9261886

>>9261484
faggot

>>9261484
send help

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>used to think that cooking well could get me laid
>spent like 4 years learning to cook, getting fatter and fatter due to all the tasty new recipes
>no women met in that time
>get better at cooking but gradually worse at speaking to women and girls
>eventually get sick of being alone and decide it is time to make a woman come to my home
>manager to use a dating website and find a woman to come for dinner
>she is pretty chubby but a qt, BMI at most 30
>she comes to my house
>i tell her I will be cooking a nice dinner for her, will be cooking her a tasty chicken marsala with brown rice and quinoa mixture
>she seems excited about that
>i ask if she wants to help me cook
>she says OK, and we both understand this just means watch and be impressed by my mad skills
>i prepare all the ingredients, get the chicken, mushrooms, butter etc ready to prepare the meal
>for some reason I feel really fucking nervous for a brief moment
>keep making little jokes to try and make myself feel comfortable
>they are all jokes about her being fat even though I am about 2 times heavier than her (she was like 300lbs)
>slicing the mushrooms
>keep saying things about how they are fungus like the stuff in her fat folds
>she seems annoyed but keep doing it
>start doing voices with the mushrooms pretending they are the ones living in her folds
>stuff like 'oh hey neighbor, i haven' seen you here before, you smell like you moved her from the fanny folds!'
>manage to calm myself enough to get everything prepared
>start cooking
>have to focus so stop the jokes briefly
>when I add the wine to the pan, decide to make another joke
>'haha this is Marsala not Mars-Barsa don't get hungry for sweets'
>she snaps, and yells at me, and leaves
>eat both portions alone along with both tiramisu I had prepared earlier

never again, can't focus on a woman and foo

i am a virgin

>>9269017
Anon.... Why did you speak like that in the first place?

>>9261554

Despite the cringe, this does work well in casual dating. In my experience, women enjoy the idea of home made dinner since its cheaper and its less pressured than planned dates. Its a much more friendly atmosphere and great on weeding out girls that just want to be friends. Alcohol just makes it easier.

>22 and single in university
>always been an average cook but never really cooked for dates
>start using it as a second date idea
>results in it guaranteed sex or them stating their not interested after a second drink
>After, cut off completely if unsure

>>9266961
Should have given her kids years ago lad
That's some dank genetics to pass on

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>>9261484

>>9269017
what the fuck, I know you said you got worst at talking to women, but dude what. Like it doesn't even have anything to do with women, who would want to be insulted (especially by a person bigger then them) that they are fat?

Use your mind man

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>>9266961
Shit like this makes me think that maybe's there hope for everyone. But then again I'm in my fifth year of college, have made a total of five friends (all male), and 90% of my socialization comes from playing vidya with them or highschool friends online. I don't know how I'm going to meet anyone post college.

Actually on topic, if you can cook well 99% of women will find it attractive. It won't carry you on it's own (being an overweight autist might automatically preclude you), but it'll certainly score you points.

>>9261488
Cooking is for girls even when Gordon Ramsay does it, just like makeup is for girls even when Mario Dedivanovic does it and just like knitting is for girls even when Stephen West does it.

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>>9261484
fucking kek'd. But yea you should probably do something about that mate.

>>9261747
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>9270467
damn if that were true, you'd be a very not nice person.

>>9261484
Get help anon.

>>9270467
Damn son. You really shouldn't do that. It's not good to just beat people.

If she was hurting the kids, or you, or assaulting you or them, or whatever, yeah, get punchy. But you shouldn't just beat people like that.

Also I know it's 4chan and most stories are probably fake, but sometimes, you can never tell. Don't beat your wife dude. Get help.

>>9264590
Hence why I said "most girls", hope that clears up your confusion.

>>9261470
Dude if you do it well it's a total panty dropper. It's my signature second date move. First date is out for drinks to get to know each other. Second date to my place for me to cook. Individual beef Wellingtons and nice red wine is my go to. Fucking works every time.

It helps me as a bisexual. Men can find it sexy and cute or are just very thankful and happy. Females can be more different perhaps liking it like you mention it, but mostly impressed and curios. Maybe this is just bullshit but this is what Ive experinced from many relationships, not trying to boast since its actually shitty.

>>9270146
We're all gonna make it brah

>>9270467
Kek took me until the third paragraph to recognize this

>>9271261
It's on the tip of my brain. What's the reference?

>>9271278
Nothing, it's just copypasta I haven't seen in a while

>>9271278

your dad

>>9271283
Aaah

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>>9261470
It has actually helped me, but with other guys. I prefer to cook food and he prefers to do deserts.

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>>9261476

Idk man. I just love cooking food for my girlfriend.

>>9261476
I can tell that you got a half a chub while writing this post.

>>9261776
This is literally the saddest post I have ever read. Cooking and eating together is more or less the most fundamentally human way of connecting. I know how to make peace in the middle east. Have Issac and Abdul throw dinner parties every week for a year or grill in each others backyards on the weekends..

I don't talk to women so no.
>t. 27 year old virgin

>>9261470
Cooking has helped me become a woman. I put soy in everything I cook.

A hearty breakfast after a long night of fucking usually leads to more fucking.

As a transwoman, can I still obtain a husband if I know how to cook and clean?

>>9262027
I can only imagine the horror of having to cook nice italian meal to be deemed worthy of a fucking blowjob.

>>9265357
How much does wine quality even matter?

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>>9261484
>everyone tells you to seek help
>nobody offers any
I won't either though. I just think your story is hilarious.

>>9271903
>Getting psychological advice from people who make dessert ramen

>>9271908
>believing psychologists aren't all fucked in the head either
They just cost more.

>>9271821
>transwoman
>doesn't do woman things
Then I guess you're just a faggot.

>>9271918
faggots generally like doing woman things.

>>9266961
Well fucking done, you magnificient bastard.

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>>9261484

THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE COME TO DAHNALD

>>9271821
No

>>9261470
Vastly.I usually tell my dates 'If anything,I'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches'.
They seem to be always busy though,but I'm sure cooking helped my romantic life a lot

>>9263687
>so I ended up making that once a week or so and got laid most every time I made it
I'll never understand when people act like it's some sort of achievement to have sex with your own girlfriend. I'd never describe it as "getting laid" since that implies some degree of pulling.

>>9264520
>Fat girls eat shit. Thin girls eat good food.
>Cooking well attracts thing girls, not fat ones.
Fat girls eat nothing but fast food, thin girls eat nothing but avocado, kale and fish. I've never met a woman with good taste in food besides my girlfriend, and that's only because I cook for her.

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>>9264594
>back to her place, and suggest going to the shop to pick up some groceries and you'll cook something.
>cooking in somebody else's kitchen
>trying to impress someone with a tiny chopping board, a blunt knife and a useless worn out nonstick pan

>>9272025
Go back

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>>9261484
help others.

>>9272207
>he depends on his cookware!
LMAOIN @ UR LIFE

>>9261979
Are you a fucking idiot? Cooking isn't girly at all.
Cooking badly is girly.

>>9261470
Its really weird how easy it is to impress people with even the most basic cooking skills. Most girls I've cooked for thought that some shitty spaghetti from a jar is gourmet, and were blown away by me making a simple braised ox tail stew or from scratch shrimp alfredo.

The girl I recently stopped seeing which I'm still salty about thought my ability to cook was one of the best things about me. The last thing I made the bitch was an all from scratch thanksgiving dinner with 48 hour brined turkey, mashed potatoes, turkey gravy, mac and cheese in the cast iron, homemade baked rolls, fried okra from my garden, and a coconut cream pie. S/he was quite impressed but still ended up not being with me cause of my insecurities.

>>9261470
im a chef and i get laid exclusively though my restaurant


...once counts, right?

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>>9272547
>S/he

>>9261513
tyrone!!!

prison food and spread don't count

bitches love it when i get them stuff they can't get usually with WIC or SNAP

>>9272195
The average couple has sex 3 times a month. Now you understand why normies are so dead inside.

>>9272620
Shit, lol that was an unfortunate typo. She was a gril, I at least got that far with her. I'm high on post op meds lol

>>9261505
>>9261559
>>9261689
>>9262957
>>9263673
>>9264561
>>9265450
>>9266421
>>9266694
>>9268994
>>9270257
All these tryhard faggot redditurds shilling therapy. Don't you realize that therapy is a scam presented by the same idiots that major in psychology in undergrad because they were too stupid to apply logic to any problem and just wanted to feel good about themselves by "helping" people in worse conditions than themselves? And all of that costs $100 per hour session just to have roasties ask mundane questions and and apply irrelevant advice to situations they know nothing about.

The most frustrating thing is that fools like you were tricked into spamming "see a counselor" even though you have no idea if seeing a counselor will be hurtful just because you want to virtue signal how helpful and empathetic of a person you are? Why can't you let all the cunt therapists do their own advertising instead of inserting your lofty opinions where they don't belong?

Fuck you all

>>9272731
I've actually been thinking about therapy lately, but have had similar reservations. What would you suggest instead?

>>9272737
Developed by L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology is a religion that offers a precise path leading to a complete and certain understanding of one’s true spiritual nature and one’s relationship to self, family, groups, Mankind, all life forms, the material universe, the spiritual universe and the Supreme Being.

>>9267650

You just haven't quite given up enough yet to understand.

>>9261470

You're probably just feminine.

>>9272650
>Now you understand why normies are so dead inside

They're fucking more than we are. How come WE'RE dead inside?

>>9261470
Who's the qt? She looks like Gillian Jacobs.

>>9267690
Hell yeah, he should've just dropped his pants right there and demanded her to suck his fokkin' dick, amirite bro?

>>9272824
Because we don't have to pretend we're happy

>>9272737
Depends what you are dealing with. The positive aspect about therapy is that you can express your issues concretely and that gives you better awarness and a chance to combat them. You can get the same benefits from writing in a journal without the manipulation and financial burden of therapy.

>>9272750
Nice trolling, but fuck you.

>>9272671
>I'm high on post op meds
Oh, so you're the s/he.

>Impressed the woman
Yeah some.
>Impressed the fuck out of her parents.
A whole lot more.

>>9261886
>i extended a nice gesture to a girl
>why didn't her boyfriend like it?
this isn't cucky so much as autistic

>>9273073
Fuck, I'm a word butcher today lol the operation was my appendix. I'd be a horrible woman

>>9261470

stop making cupcakes and cookies then.

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>>9261470
There ain't a chef in the world with enough cooking skills to help me with women

>>9272862
Anne Hathaway

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>>9273236
Thanks

>>9272547
maybe you're just really pretty

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>>9261470
it got me laid once.

I'm a pastry chef, I'm not the best but I know my way around making sweet things... when talking about my job I met very different reactions: a few are impressed, some are mildly interested but others (my ex included) think its some sort of joke job that is only meant to be done short term like flipping burgers and I never understood why

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>>9264693
>Cloverleaf Tavern
>Caldwell, NJ
mfw I live in the same county as this fuck and have been to that place

>>9265524
>>9266200
Off topic but had a real similar 'relationship'. 1 year on and i still think about it
>Fuck me I'm pathetic
jah feel but we're all gonna make it

What is the easiest way to make a decent alfredo?

>>9261484
hey man, you need to get me some help

>>9275138
make the bechamel from scratch senpai

just make a light roux, pour in cold milk, add a little nutmeg and mix until thick, then melt in whatever cheeses you want you've got your dank ass sauce

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>>9261470

My Chinese girlfriend always tells me that if she is mad at me all I need to do is cook her a meal. She loves my cooking, and will trade sexual favors for well prepared food. Just like our ancestors have done for time immemorial.

>>9267328
this

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>>9265578
>I've pretty much given up expecting anything good to happen to me anymore
kill me pls

>>9273163
Drove over three states, do I get a prize?

>>9273794
Many people have no concept of "quality". To them, cheap plastic tomatoes and tasteful tomatoes are the same, only one is a scam since it's more expensive.
So they don't understand how some food taste better than a burger, or might be eaten in a different context.
So to them you're an overpaid burger flipper.

>>9261470
Girls love it that a man can cook and i dont mean the fat ones.
Id suck a cock every time a bf cooked for me. Hell, id let him fuck me if he made a diner date at his place. But only if he is modest about it and the diner is not too complicated or kitsch.
But then again, if cooking is everything you in your life, you're way too weird in other areas of life, you cant just buy a girl with good cooking only, you do have to get her drunk, and be cute and handsome.

>>9261722
Jesus Christ can sex robots just get here already?

>>9275337
>will trade sexual favors for well prepared food
This is revolting. Is she frigid or gay for sex to be something you have to earn ?

>>9275994
I do that more as a defense mechanism against disappointment than actual expectation of nothing good ever happening. I've learned from experience that good things don't happen all that often by chance, and they usually require a lot of hard work on your part and the part of other people. It's simply safer to expect the worst, that way you're never disappointed and sometimes pleasantly surprised. I hope you can find the will to live anon, because life is shitty 80% of the time but that other 20% makes it all worth it.

>>9276199
>Id suck a cock
>a
not necessarily his?

>>9261470
>going after women
>not bettering yourself until they come after you
Beta male detected

>>9270467
That's some pretty rare pasta you got there

>>9261484
u should seek help

>>9272547
You mean how you won't admit you're gay?

reminds me of when in high school all the beta bitch boys and sport team niggers would take food and nutrition because they thought it would make girls like them

>>9276593
Shit I'm doing it backwards

>not going after women
>better self for my own sake

>>9261470
No, but it hasn't hurt either. Cooking is a basic function of being alive. Most women are like most men and would rather have someone else help them stay alive and devote their time to something else.

>>9261484
I'm here to help

>>9261470
It's all about presentation. It's helped me but I come off as more masculine than i actually am so I don't have that problem.

>>9261470
>Most girls I date think that my ability to cook is feminine and "cute".
good thing i work out and got that ripped bear body. only problem is my dick aint that big

Cooking well never got me anywhere with women sexually. It *did* get me into being friends with them, and was actually lucrative.

Once girls in college found out I could really cook (ex asian-fusion kitchen and pastry cook) they started paying me to make home-style meals they could pass off as having cooked for their dates. After a short time I was cranking down an extra four or five hundred per month.

>>9261484
get help faget

>>9278877
That's sad

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>>9271395
He frosts ur buns bich

>>9261484
Stop it, get some help.

>>9269017
I can't stop laughing

>>9269017
Holy fuck my sides

>>9272737
>>9272970

Don't listen to >>9272731 says, this is the sort of reaction you get when someone goes to a shitty counselor or someone who simply does not have the adequate training or credentials to deal with your issues. If you have an issue that's negatively impacting your life, a good therapist can absolutely help, especially if you seek someone with specific experience dealing with the same issue you're struggling with. Not all therapists are the same. Find one that's right for you.

Oh, and about that $100 per hour thing, most therapists I know either take insurance, work on sliding scale (aka take a lower rate if you're uninsured), or operate out of a free or low cost clinic in most major population areas.

And for topic relevance, my fiance loves it when I cook for her, and has for as long as we were dating. So that works too.