Hey /ck/, I have an internet friend coming to visit me in a few

>>9211735
anal lube and sashimi

>>9211735
>I have known him for a lot of years
Well, we haven't. What do you think he would like? Care to tell us more, where they are from, interests, age, etc?

Cut your fat faggot gut open and let the steamy buildup of cum in your stomach ooze out over a toasted cronut you inevitable no-obituary suicide.

mandatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPslvBVqJp8

Don't worry op, he is from the internet

>>9211752
I only really know that he's not a picky eater and that he likes sweet things, other than that I have no clue and I want to surprise him with something good.

ketchup sandwiches

>>9211812
A nice homemade pizza with toppings you both like would be great. Mayhaps some tacos. Or you could just surprise him with your boipussy.

>>9211735
Romantic friend? If so, try Henry's Romantic Sushi for a Date.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S27MtkSZHdM

>>9211812
Well, break out your baking chops and get a few choices available in the sweets department. Make what? Make what you like or something that is a local specialty. It'll be conversational point that this is what your family makes for holidays.

If someone is staying with me. I park a couple things in the freezer ready to go in case there's a desire not to eat out. It can be annoying to shop with someone who doesn't know what they want or like. So, get your lasagna or homemade ravioli into the freezer. Your breadsticks. Have salad fixings always onhand here anyway. You might want to feature your best sides making, but get takeout smoked brisket, for instance.

Are you trying to impress? Go get some nice cheeses, wines, crackers, salami, and park in house. Toast up your own seasoned hot nuts.

>>9211735
>internet friend
tendies
duh

cut the ice cream up into little square pieces
get some delicious smarties and push them into the ice cream squares, ideally push them in with your thumb

He will be pleasantly surprised at first bite

Are you gonna fugggg him OP?

>>9211742
Ball gag and hot pockets

Steak dinner with wine. Did it for one of my Internet buddies and we hit it off big time. He tried to rape me afterwards though.

>>9211921

just ensure nutritional shakes, since his teeth will all be removed to facilitate his becoming a fleshlight

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>>9211833
I-I'm not a boy anon and also that's a great idea, thank you!
>>9211766
>>9211742
>>9212491
degenerate filth
>>9211843
>>9211879
no he's just a regular friend, although we had a lot of flirting going on at one point in time
>>9211851
that's unironically a good idea