Holy shit >Feeling pekish >Only thing could find was A

>>9206377
your weed is getting wet

This is literally fucking standard cafe food

>>9206377
>not knowing what lox is
Good goy

>>9206377
hey Rabbi, whatcha doin?

>>9206377
>pekish
what

>>9206377
this better be bait

>>9207284
not quite peking

I used to do this all the time

I put cream cheese, anchovies, capers, pea shoots, and red onion on my bagels.

>>9208535

What the frick is a pee shoot

>>9208546
Its that hard tube inside your dick that all the pee shoots out of.

>>9206377
I don't like capers

>>9207147
>>9207255
>>9208400

are you seriously this retarded

>>9206377
DUDE

>>9206377
Add some slices of raw red onion and tomato, then cap it off with the other half of the bagel for the best fucking sandwich one Earth.

>>9209469
le r u le srsly so retard eggs dee

>>9208400
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No it's completely legit, you fucking braindead retard.

>>9206377

Great thread, excellent point. Millennials seems to all have a case of Christopher Columbus syndrome. They don't do enough research to find out if anyone has done it before, so they must have discovered it.

>Why hasn't anyone done this before??

They honestly think this. They have no concept of not being special, or that everything has already been tried, all the good flavors, foods and combinations already discovered.