R8 my breakfast /ck/
>>8660097
sad/10
>>8660097
>3 pancakes
>3 sausage links
>3 strips of bacon
>2 hashbrowns
>mess of scrambled eggs
yours is like girl breakfast
>>8660170
> being too full to git-r-done
Please
>>8660097
Do you think these two guys would be friends and eat hot wings together? And both make jokes about celery?
>>8660097
Why all this self-loathing on /ck/?
>>8660097
Larry the cable guy has his own line of prepared food???
I'm living in the wrong country...
>>8660181
>not being on the larry the cable guy diet
why is /ck/ full of plebs?
>>8660191
>>8660191
The diet has helped me make great gains to my waist line, and I've been beating my wife more often
>>8660179
FLAVOR TOWN
>>8660097
no picture but I had microwave white castle cheeseburgers from the break room vending machine.. W-wanna hang out op?
>>8660240
In just 3 weeks I went from 1 and 1/2, all the way to 4 inches of visible asscrack! Thanks Larry!
>>8661385
THICC
>>8660170
i wonder what a normal breakfast made at home similar to this would be "nutrition facts" wise. I know when I make a breakfast like this it is in no way healthy. It's a hangover cure on weekend mornings.
>>8661826
If you're using bottom of the barrel sausage (normal sausage is heavy in fat, but stuff like johnsonville is more so) and frozen hashbrown cakes, it's probably not that different. Sometimes premade pancakes are loaded up on fat, but not always.
You could make it home with a lot less fat and have it taste a lot better, though.
>>8661949
i would imagine, but will lazy drunks give a shit? Fuck, when i was downing 24 beers in a session, on top of other stuff, my shopping was hilariously lazy. Frozen burritos and those steak michelina things were stocked for when I was stumbiling drunk and couldn't cook.
They were pretty good, those days.
>>8660097
I'm so sorry
>>8662150
it didn't taste that bad
>>8662147
If you're downing 24 beers in a "session" you don't care about a lot of stuff that you should care more about, and eating a shitty breakfast is almost certainly the least of your problems. That doesn't make it OK. Sadly that does mean a niche exists for it.
Is Larry the Cable Guy still a thing?
>>8662147
>>8662147
Been there brother
I was pounding a liter of Evan just about every day before I put myself in rehab
I'd heat up a can of beans on top of my electric stove and eat it with my plastic silver ware I'd steal from various local eateries for dinner, and for breakfast I'd chug down a few pints of liquor and heat up creamy chicken ramen in the microwave while trying not to fall back asleep before work
I used to say that being a cook was what made me not want to cook at home, but after a while I stopped lying to myself and admitted it was the alcohol.
I miss that life though. I wish I could drink again sometimes and just coast through life like I was, but now everything is a lot harder.
>>8660097
>microwaving plastic
>>8662449
> cardboard
>>8662449
Yeah sorry, should have put it in the oven
>>8660191
>colgate north dakota
fucking flyover states man
>>8662463
>microwaving cardboard
>>8660180
Because lardasses hate themselves because of what they have become. For a good reason. This somehow... Justifies that self-loathing.
>>8660181
it's sold in the dollar store
>>8660191
>buying mix for chicken and fish coating