post cursed food images

File: satan.jpg (34KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 500x667px

come on /ck/ pls

>>8659808
this is a fuckin amazing picture

>>8659693
I want to know the story behind this

File: 1486698495384.jpg (45KB, 465x620px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 465x620px

>>8659666
>cursed
>666
shiiiiiiiiet

>>8659808
so many questions unanswered

>>8659808
i feel hypnotized

this is the thread

>>8659666
We call them images that make you go hmmmmm reddit Satan

>>8660289
I'll give them the conceit of needing to take on a side gig of processing chickens to fund their tournament but why why WHY are they shirtless and doing it in the same room as the computers

I'm so fucking confused

>>8660340

It's a military unit, anon. It's probably some "character building" shit the drill sergeant (or equivalent) is making them do.

>>8660356
the turds have eyes

>>8660365

Chef John can be a savage sometimes in his replies

File: 1466449542424.jpg (121KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 960x960px

>>8660347
>coulis
what did they mean by this?

>>8660245
happens ot me all the time

Fuck this thred
>>8659795
And fuck you

>>8660371
He's never SAVAGE as in mean. Mostly very nice, at times witty.

>>8660407
He thinks vegetarians are fags. He's ok in my book.

>>8660430
He doesn't, he just doesn't understand their point of view

File: mcm-james-francos-smile-lead-620x413[1].jpg (61KB, 620x413px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 620x413px

>>8660200
I don't know why, but that pic made me laugh like an idiot.

>>8660329
Retard ate them raw reason why they tasted bad or the fact thst they were chicken instead of the beef type

>>8659929
Fsm

>>8660340
So you don't ruin your clothes

If it weren't for the faggot ass text, this could've tricked a few people

>>8659931
fuck! that made me hungry

>>8660329
This fucking killed me

>>8659829
Oh no! It's Mięsny Jeż!

>>8660288
not from reddit but I will admit I'm a retarded fag. just never been to this board before

>>8659693
It would help if we had any clue as to what you're talking about

>>8659808
Im so sad that I will never find out the story behind this

ebin thread good sir! xD

I'll post some screenshots in r/4chan, anyone wants to be on them?

>>8660563
toasting in epic bread :D

edit: thanks for the 4chan vip!

File: 1476499556484.jpg (39KB, 606x600px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 606x600px

I got some cursed images OP

Be careful with them

>>8659808
This should be an album cover

File: 1479281592461.jpg (180KB, 595x595px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 595x595px

>>8660601

File: 1482162788547.jpg (590KB, 1280x966px) Image search: [Google]

590KB, 1280x966px

>>8660606

File: 1479131020527.jpg (581KB, 2203x2937px) Image search: [Google]

581KB, 2203x2937px

>>8660609

File: 1479213386280 (2).jpg (33KB, 217x395px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 217x395px

>>8660613

>>8660351
DELET THIS

File: 1471982969924.jpg (298KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

298KB, 1280x960px

>>8660563
Pls put me on reddit!!!

File: lil_buco_bolog.jpg (287KB, 393x525px) Image search: [Google]

287KB, 393x525px

I thought this was just an elaborate joke.. I'm mentally btfo

>>8660645

Would this be awesome if I was a kid? I don't even know anymore. My reality is melting away

File: lil_buco_cookie_unfinished.jpg (438KB, 700x525px) Image search: [Google]

438KB, 700x525px

"Oh I guess a poached pear is breddy gud"

>reads description

>>8660365
>in sexy time
she will be first

>>8659666
Checked

>>8660648
no, it would all taste like shit and be over powering to a childs pallette. even to me that bologna tartar looks too umami and sweet to be nice

>>8660645

Pretty sure I've had something like this more than a few times when drunk.

>>8660661
What did you mean by this?

>>8660608

This kind of thing makes me sad as hell. Some poor anon dreamed big.

File: 1488416589084.jpg (569KB, 1113x1170px) Image search: [Google]

569KB, 1113x1170px

>>8660878
MODS!!! Do not click this image

>>8660911

What's hidden in it? Why is it so big?

>>8660198
what did he do with the bananas...

File: Ronnie (7)-2.jpg (69KB, 660x267px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 660x267px

>>8660351

>>8660257
I'll eat that

File: 1488982805700.gif (2MB, 360x270px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 360x270px

>>8660329
...can't breath....

On that note, the young green immature cattail "corndogs" are delicious in stirfry.

>>8660645
It is an elaborate joke. It's not a real place.

>>8660911
It looks like a doughnut...

>>8659808
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this one.

>>8660613
>25% less sugar
Most tragic thing in the thread

File: five_guys_on_macbook.jpg (187KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

187KB, 1024x768px

>>8660613

>>8660522
And that is?

>>8659693
Atheist BTFO

>>8659808
What are the round things on the floor?

>>8660689
Uncle /pol/ planning western civil war ignore him

File: 1487728772683.gif (1MB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 300x300px

>>8660351
DELET

>>8660364
Looks like shit

>>8661179
why would someone take this picture?

>>8660351
me

How is this thread so upsetting?
I'm so rattled.

>>8661295
where can i get this sniggers (srs)

>>8661327
>>8661333
Fuckibg Anglos

File: the bread boys.png (303KB, 400x325px) Image search: [Google]

303KB, 400x325px

>>8661292
*Someone* had to document the ghost fruit of the local park.

>>8661232
I think it's watermelons.

>>8661327
Britlards are fucking savages

>>8660351

how upsetting

>>8659808

"It's lonely at the top..."

File: I AWAKEN.jpg (54KB, 412x627px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 412x627px

>>8660361

>>8661161
reminds me of trash humpers

>>8661333
Degeneracy

>>8660343
I was in that thread

>>8660340
>slavs

File: 1463830486037.gif (487KB, 256x190px) Image search: [Google]

487KB, 256x190px

>>8661656
expect nothing less from brits

>>8660932
exactly

>>8661364
I am seriously upset right now and I don't quite know why

>>8659693
Is this what atheist redditors worship?

>>8661314
Not sure if that's the snickers ice-cream bar or just a giant snickers. The answer in either case is 'Murica though. I'm pretty sure I could find and ship a giant candy bar if you were out of country and unable to otherwise get one, though. Ice cream, though, you're out of luck. Let me know.

>>8660351
>American Standard

>>8659693
Is that God?

>>8659808
The Man and his Mellon's
A timeless artpeice to express one event in a young mans coming to terms with being half white and half black

>>8659693
This is kind of unnerving.

>>8660609
imagine being homeless and seeing this shit

>>8662046
Score!

>>8660390
I know that kinda processed cheese tastes like absolute crap but it looks so shiny and smooth I just wanna put 5 slices in my mouth whenever I see a pic

>>8662064
You'll only do that once. Gross.

>>8662046
>imagine being homeless
lol I'd just kill myself

File: 1449474772475.jpg (24KB, 399x388px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 399x388px

>>8662064
>put 5 slices in my mouth at once

I'd probably gag 2bh, that texture...

File: image.jpg (57KB, 401x817px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 401x817px

>>8660608
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8661147
Suddenly, bananas.

>>8662073
you're not supposed to post pure kino

>>8661147
OOOOOOO BA NA NA

File: 99.9%.gif (3MB, 384x288px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 384x288px

>>8661440

>>8662168
oh shut the fuck up

>>8662330
U

>>8662334
U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhzNikz8P9E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WP6BTTaXwY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEru2qfOriw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw_Ig8IY2Yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sefRQ2JAV5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_NW2A9D-tw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTWY7KReTR8

Best thread on ck

>>8662662
This image makes me feel ill.

>>8662662
I have so many questions

>>8662690
should watch the whole movie then

File: 1469585128044.gif (1MB, 320x213px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 320x213px

>>8662662
I want to know more, but I fear the context will only make it worse

>>8662707
>>8662724
check out the movie "gummo"

>>8662707
What movie?

File: 1481927373249.jpg (118KB, 716x960px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 716x960px

>>8660245
Triggered

>>8662811
keep that freak child rapist out of this peaceful forum you fucker

>>8661164
>mfw I remember this thread

File: 1487910187701.jpg (69KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 768x1024px

Lewd tuber alert
Maybe cursed, not currently known

>>8660289
>that photo of someone's beaten face
this image is radiating dark energies

>>8662064
That shit is delicious

File: Fatback Cake.png (429KB, 777x407px) Image search: [Google]

429KB, 777x407px

The horrors this cake has caused.

>>8660289
Imagine the stench

>>8662869
no

why

pleas no

>>8661161
My brain is screaming no but my stomach is unwavering in my desire to eat it.

>>8662880
Is that a horse in the background?

>>8662991
>>8662988
>>8662964
>>8662956
>>8662953
>>8662945
The fuck is this shit?

>>8663051
It's bannable shitposting

File: maxresdefault.jpg (92KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 1280x720px

>>8663057

File: untitled.jpg (63KB, 777x406px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 777x406px

>>8662880
I have extrapolated the data

why would anyone cut the cake like this?

File: FatActivistCake.png (201KB, 510x652px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 510x652px

>>8663088
>>8662880
The OCD angle never occurred to me

File: food1.png (147KB, 297x233px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 297x233px

>>8663109
>my belly and butt
I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME ABSTRACT SUNSET WAVY SHIT DEAR CHRIST

>>8663120
I'm in the same boat

What has humanity done where modern art is fatty flesh

File: 1365380002696.gif (512KB, 170x124px) Image search: [Google]

512KB, 170x124px

>>8663120
Same here. I actually thought it looked nice at first.

File: IMG_09052016_233647.png (1MB, 1000x667px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1000x667px

>>8663120
I thought the exact thing. what the fuck

File: 1472881907813.jpg (131KB, 798x827px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 798x827px

>>8660343

>>8663126
o my lord

>>8663126
wow that mold really wants to fruit

I'm gonna guess someone just forgot two drunk totinos for a few months? One of my friends did that with coffee grounds and ended up buying a new machine instead of just cleaning it

>>8663126
Bet you'd get high as fuck eating this. You might also die.

File: image001.jpg (124KB, 480x320px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 480x320px

>>8663126
Wait a minute...Is there even a pizza under that fuzz on that top rack? It looks like it's just floating there. I'm gonna be fucking sick

>>8663191
You would not get high, that's just ordinary tremella fuciformis

>>8660351
Thats 4 whole dinners literally down the drain

>>8660563
Put me in the screenshot and enlarge my text

>>8659693
Praise his Noodly-ness. R'amen.

>>8663189
This was found by a couple that wanted to buy the house after no one had lived in it for four years.

>>8660245
This increased my blood pressure

File: desktop-1408564243.png (661KB, 650x650px) Image search: [Google]

661KB, 650x650px

>>8663267
I still pass an actual, open Fazoli's anytime I have to road-trip through buttfuck Arkansas. Also a functioning Shoney's.

>>8661364

Please could you unpost this please :(

My vacation is ruined.

>>8663397
>browsing 4chan while on vacation

Sounds like it was shit from the start

>>8663399
Well it's worse now.

File: delet.jpg (32KB, 638x639px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 638x639px

>>8662869

File: 1451807769934.jpg (31KB, 475x458px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 475x458px

>>8659666

>>8663452
Not seeing a problem with this? Cigarettes are known to curb your appetite, so one of these a week and you'll lose weight and it takes less than 10 minutes a week.

>>8662869
I love the butthurt this gif causes in the american man children when ever it is posted

>>8662662
>>8662707
>>8662729
It has two songs by Sleep in the soundtrack

File: oreo.jpg (19KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 480x270px

>>8663532

File: 10c104883ee981c408f5f09eb40014d5.png (13KB, 120x120px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 120x120px

>>8659808

>>8663126
I'm gonna keep looking at this picture and pretend it's just ice that froze onto the frozen pizza in weird shapes.

>>8663519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d85YyEDTBMU

>>8663212
Doesn't look like it. Fuciformis has a more slimy, transparent texture and it is deemed edible in Japan

>>8663532
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

>>8663509
There is no way in hell that's meat. That is tomato paste.
>>8663529
Now I wish there was shiny grey pasta

>>8661212
I think this pic is as old as the Internet.

File: 1448342518448.jpg (1MB, 1936x2581px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1936x2581px

>>8663545

File: IMG_2102.jpg (95KB, 408x625px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 408x625px

>>8663537
>>8663532

>>8659808
Kazowa, finally in a high level position at his company stops to reflect on his journey. As he gazes at the fruits of his hard earned labor he realizes he has no one to share them with and softly sighs...

>>8660591
That's bad

File: 1448408873374.jpg (61KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 720x960px

>>8663564

>>8660382
Xrayfag here. VIP stands for Volume Intensity Projection.. A way of rendering a 3D model.

File: 36724208.jpg (19KB, 315x326px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 315x326px

>>8660245

File: 1364865046352.jpg (26KB, 479x358px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 479x358px

>>8663126

File: 1421727988374.png (315KB, 530x580px) Image search: [Google]

315KB, 530x580px

>>8663537
I remember that thread

>>8660289
>Erst die Arbeit
>dann das Vergnügen

File: IMG_1801.png (24KB, 305x253px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 305x253px

>>8659808

>>8663532
That's preety delicious desu

>>8661164
>macfag
And nothing of value was lost.

>>8663681
My mother did something like this, got a knife stuck on the pit, forced it through and sliced half through her ring finger. About a year since and she still can't feel things with the tip of that finger anymore.

>>8663539
Some fucking degenerates sat behind me during lunch when I was in elementary school. They put ketchup in chocolate milk and said it made it taste more like chocolate.

>>8662662
I don't think this picture is actually from Gummo, but rather some sort of parody

File: 1.jpg (74KB, 886x756px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 886x756px

>>8663109
>as a food artist

>>8660608
hey I took that pic!

>>8663126
How does this even happen? Did someone die while having two pizzas in the oven and they weren't found in years or what?

File: 1381426878-gastrofeyly-5.jpg (286KB, 1600x1188px) Image search: [Google]

286KB, 1600x1188px

>>8663890
>>8663126
Looks like someone had this happen, just gave up and left it there

>>8663681
This is an understandable fate.

>>8663848
Well, if it was shitty ketchup that's all sugar that could have been true

>>8663887
Japan wondering why its suicide rate is so high when the final curse of a million frogs haunts the land.

>>8660351
nothing wrong there

Beautiful thread.

>>8661363
this copypasta again

>>8663574
>fruits of his labor
i kekked

>>8659808

Perfect alternative album art for a reissue of The Smashing Pumpkins masterpiece Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

>>8663909
its just muscle spasms at that point

>>8

>>8663901
>italian nuclear test.jpg

>>8663552
Meatballs are often drenched in tomato

>>8659808
Is that Kramer

>>8660345
A military unit wouldn't have a fascist flag I don't think

File: 1486660029645.jpg (85KB, 500x442px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 500x442px

>>8659808

>>8664045
That shit's haunted man.

>>8664045
>>8
that's a long gone post, I'm afraid

>>8664369
sad, its the first get i remember.

>>8664360
look behind you

>>8663558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU
the idea is even older than that

>>8663535
hello newfried

>>8660407
>>8660371
>>8660365

post the bain marie one

>>8660911
>>8660932
>>8661025
I'm scared

>>8663902
>>8663787
>>8663681
Anyone who does this is a fucking idiot. I don't even eat avocado but how stupid can you fucking be to hold something soft and try to stab at it while it's in your hand? The pit comes out so fucking easily. You take the knife and whack it lightly. That's it.

>>8663526
I....I have actually done this before.

>>8663758
That's clearly five guys, not mcdonald's you retard

File: finger removal tutorial.webm (3MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x360px

>>8664860
People are by definition fucking retarded.

I'm not sure if this one is SFW or not.

File: 1489028529992.jpg (111KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 500x375px

>>8664910
>pause video
>pace around the room
>unpause

>>8662939
I keep asking when Raisin Bran will do an Oops! Al Rasins

>>8662869
DELETE THIS

>>8664910
I understand not knowing what to do with a coconut if it's the first time, but damn, how does she still have all her fingers if this is her best idea of getting into it

>>8663975
why is it always a walmart

>>8665017
because its the lowest hanging fruit / only retards shop mart

>>8662869
I worked in a kitchen at a resort one summer. Several huge fridges with tons of shit like all the different grades of milk and I often had to do with this with multiple jugs of chocco milk at a time when they went out of date.

>>8662046
it would be fucking painful since its just chained there and you can't get it out

>>8660639
Why would that ever be a thing?

>>8659666
>cursed food
>starts with 666
Story checks out OP

>>8665374
because you want a sandwich? thats like saying why is pre packed spaghetti a thing

File: literally said deez nuts in the video.png (16KB, 631x100px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 631x100px

>>8660365
God damn, Chef John slays me with some of these replies.

What a sport!

File: anal beads.png (23KB, 444x217px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 444x217px

>>8665415

>>8660608
dantes illustrations of the 3rd circle of hell

>>8663527
Should've used a comb

File: kumiko is scared.gif (782KB, 303x346px) Image search: [Google]

782KB, 303x346px

>>8663530
please no

>>8661364
Why is this picture bad? it's just a fish taco with mexican rice on the side

File: C1mkNe9VEAA8Zan.jpg (83KB, 1200x1030px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 1200x1030px

>>8662754
hell yes, fuckin based HARRIS TEETER

>>8663638
Neat

>>8661147
Tfw you live in donkey kong country

>>8663536
sold

>>8661440
>this is my hole it was made for me

>>8659808
The dark lord is pleased with this sacrifice

>>8660911
what was it?

>>8663887
I'd eat that

>>8663126
>Buy house
>Haunted ghost pizza in oven

>>8665143
>its pepperoni
>not ham

One job.

File: chicken-nuggets-with-mac-24746[1].png (92KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 500x500px

I am trying to eat this

>>8659808
Is this photoshop?

>>8660200
I can't believe people are wasting food like this, when children in North Korea are being eaten by their starving parents!

>>8660613
I saran wrapped my laptop's keyboard for this reason. The other is, I cleaned out my uncle's secretary's keyboard while I was filling in for her one summer, and it was full of 'mousepoop' (sticky gray dust, partially human grease...)