I'll give them the conceit of needing to take on a side gig of processing chickens to fund their tournament but why why WHY are they shirtless and doing it in the same room as the computers
I don't know why, but that pic made me laugh like an idiot.
I thought this was just an elaborate joke.. I'm mentally btfo
"Oh I guess a poached pear is breddy gud"
On that note, the young green immature cattail "corndogs" are delicious in stirfry.
*Someone* had to document the ghost fruit of the local park.
Not sure if that's the snickers ice-cream bar or just a giant snickers. The answer in either case is 'Murica though. I'm pretty sure I could find and ship a giant candy bar if you were out of country and unable to otherwise get one, though. Ice cream, though, you're out of luck. Let me know.
>put 5 slices in my mouth at once
I'd probably gag 2bh, that texture...
I want to know more, but I fear the context will only make it worse
Lewd tuber alert
Maybe cursed, not currently known
I have extrapolated the data
why would anyone cut the cake like this?
>my belly and butt
I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME ABSTRACT SUNSET WAVY SHIT DEAR CHRIST
Same here. I actually thought it looked nice at first.
I thought the exact thing. what the fuck
wow that mold really wants to fruit
I'm gonna guess someone just forgot two drunk totinos for a few months? One of my friends did that with coffee grounds and ended up buying a new machine instead of just cleaning it
Wait a minute...Is there even a pizza under that fuzz on that top rack? It looks like it's just floating there. I'm gonna be fucking sick
I still pass an actual, open Fazoli's anytime I have to road-trip through buttfuck Arkansas. Also a functioning Shoney's.
Kazowa, finally in a high level position at his company stops to reflect on his journey. As he gazes at the fruits of his hard earned labor he realizes he has no one to share them with and softly sighs...
My mother did something like this, got a knife stuck on the pit, forced it through and sliced half through her ring finger. About a year since and she still can't feel things with the tip of that finger anymore.
People are by definition fucking retarded.
I'm not sure if this one is SFW or not.
>pace around the room
I worked in a kitchen at a resort one summer. Several huge fridges with tons of shit like all the different grades of milk and I often had to do with this with multiple jugs of chocco milk at a time when they went out of date.
God damn, Chef John slays me with some of these replies.
What a sport!
hell yes, fuckin based HARRIS TEETER
I saran wrapped my laptop's keyboard for this reason. The other is, I cleaned out my uncle's secretary's keyboard while I was filling in for her one summer, and it was full of 'mousepoop' (sticky gray dust, partially human grease...)