Why aren't you putting lobster claws on your pizza?
>>8657392
Because shit is going to stick all over your bug shell.
>>8657392
Because I'm not going to waste perfectly good lobster.
>>8657463
That doesn't answer the question.
>>8657392
>cruuuunch
Ow fuck you I just chipped a tooth.
Beclaws I don't want to
>>8657392
Needs more pineapple.
Because there's not enough room when you've already got plenty of black olives, anchovies and fresh tomato slices.
It would unbalance the crust/topping Ratio of My pizza
>>8657392
Because we're not barbarians with no taste buds.
>>8657392
Why are you eating pizza if you can afford lobster claws?
I never signed the lobster clause.