Ask your local delivery driver anything.

As an unattractive female, how much shame should i feel answering door in pjs clearly high on weed

>>8654146
Absolutely zero. Most of us toke up ourselves

How do you know where I live?

>>8654151
Your local driver knows where everyone lives. He is a professional

>>8654146
dominos drivers would ask for some

>>8654156
How do you know we are from the same locale?

>>8654169
This is true. Half would gladly be tipped with a hit, and the other half are looking the other way

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>>8654123
how can I order pizza without running nonfree javascript on my machine?

>>8654123
Hey OP protio as a ex-driver
My tips exponentially when I bought a bucket of wrapped dog treats since customers like the gesture if they had a dog. Worth the investment.

>>8654123
Got any creepy experiences?

>>8654254
A phone?

>>8654254
Call them.

>>8654257
Now that's the kind of 'murrican entreprenurial spirit I like to see! Especially if you bought the ingredients for your treats from companies I'm highly leveraged in that produce their products in russia. Forget about the fact that I hate dogs and am the first president in over 150 years that won't have a dog in the whitehouse. It's all just a media conspiracy.

t. Drumpf.

>>8654313
what did he mean by this?

>>8654123
I'm also a delivery driver. Do all Asians give no tips or is it just me?

>be delivery driver for high-end Italian restaurant/pizza bistro
>adjacent to rich area full of old white people
The tips are incredible. Usually make $250-$300 in tips in a weekend. Smoke weed the whole time and bang one of the waitresses after work.

>>8654340
I once had a black family tip me 25% for doing an admittedly poor job serving them. Why do all blacks tip exceptionally well? This is how retarded you sound

Shit thread op not even answering questions

>>8654123
How many kids actually try to get a weed connect from you?

>>8654123
How old are you

>>8654146
Instead of feeling shame merely offer to give the driver a blowjob

>>8654390
I live in Scotland so in three years of driving I've only ever had three blacks but each one tipped really well. One was early on, I couldn't find the house and I had to phone two seperate times to get to his house. He gave me a 5 quid tip.

Do you carry a gun?

>>8654123
i live with a roommate who routinely doesnt tip. i also order from dominos bc cinnastix, is there a file on our address or only him? i wont lie, im not a big tipper, but my order is like 13 dollars and i tip an extra 2. are you guys spitting on my cinnastix?

>>8654123
Where's my pizza bitch lips???

>>8654254
Call them you fucking aspie fat fuck.

>>8654454
What time do you get to work so I'm sure to get the best service?

>>8654446

> spitting on my cinnastix?

I sincerely hope they are

>>8654123
Should I tip when I pick up?

>>8654499
you are mean sir

Where the fuck is my pizza?

What do delivery drivers and restaurant staff think of people who order $40 worth of food and only 1 drink.

I've been ordering 3 sodas to avoid this situation but I only really want 1.

>>8654591
Order the extra sodas and put them in your fridge for later.

>>8654517
No, do you tip when you're picking up fast food?

>>8654499

I sincerely hope you get in an auto accident and break your neck.

You deserve it.

I can't think of a bigger fucking loser than a Dominos Pizza Delivery guy.

>>8654446
Nobody really does this. It's just a lie to get you to tip.

>>8654615
Hey. Fuck you.

>>8654624
Not true. I delivered for an Italian quick-bite joint before I enlisted, and we would write down your address if you tipped less than 10% and eat the toppings off your pizza or sub

>>8654640
Thank you for your cervix.

In honor of OP who is a massive faggot I'm going to order a bunch of pizzas from Dominos on the internet and enter an abandoned house as the address.

Ahhh yes, good times.

>>8654665
Don't do it, you fucking prick.

>>8654665
I like Hawaiian

>>8655059
>I like a black cock in my ass

>>8654123
Have you ever given middle-aged female clients big sausages? ;^)

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Hi, I've been a manager at Dominos for a year, and working here for like two. AMA
>>8654439
You're not allowed to have weapons in-store or out of store, but many still do. It's a 50-50 toss up.

>>8654446
All files are saved by phone number, but many drivers recognize addresses. If they know there's two people who live at one place that separately order, they might not judge you completely. I can tell you that They probably aren't spitting in your cinnastix, it's very hard to get away with that in-kitchen. They're extremely easy to make. Just pizza dough, butter oil pre-bake. After bake, Cinnamon sugar on the bottom and more butter oil + cinna sugar on top. Probably more worth it to make yourself.

>>8654591
It's really normal, considering drinks at the stores are usually expensive due to our contract with coke. It's a lot cheaper to buy a drink outside of the store. It's normal to get one drink. It's.... actually more abnormal to buy several. Sorry, aspie.

>>8654665
We've had this happen once before, but this usually gets caught beforehand. We always do security callbacks on suspicious orders, new customers, ect. You won't be able to buy a ton of pizzas without paying beforehand as a security measure. Worse comes to worst, you're probably just feeding the crew.