>Fish not really
Interesting fact .. Google 'Mendip Wallfish' ?
Snails in the West Country (Mainly Somerset, England) were once called Mendip Wallfish, mostly to make them a bit more appealing.
The Moar you know eh?
One time when I was a kid my classmates found a snail on the sidewalk and poured salt on it, and we watched leak all its fluids and die. It would probably be a disastrous scene if the same thing happened to that snail.
awwww, too precious to eat.
Well, this is a giant african snail. They're relatively popular as pets in some places... Unfortunately, my last relationship ended because I have accidentally killed my ex GF's giant snail, Gary. Ironically, I was cooking when this happened. I had the carelessness of caressing him with my fingers soiled with some lemon juice drops. She immediately noticed that it recoiled at my touch. What hurts me in that history is that I really liked Gary... It was very cute. But now I am considered an "asshole, low-average inteligente" killer.
They probably dont have a sophisticated enough nervous system to really have anything there to feel anything, but its actions are still weirdly cute and somewhat easy to ascribe human emotions to.
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