>scotland

Nothing wrong with that.

Once a year as a treat is fine.

Looks pretty tasty, what's the fucking issue?

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>>8649865
>what's the fucking issue?

and people wonder why they die of old age at 30

>>8649736
HowtoScotch.jpg

After a weekend of lots of narcotics, heroin, speed, booze and weed I'd eat that.

>>8649875
>>8649876
then dont eat too much of it


>>>/fit/

>>8649875
I'm skinny as shit and have eaten things worse than that. Like the time I ate half a large BBQ chicken pizza plus bread sticks and soda, and cinnamon sticks for dessert. It's fine if you don't do it often, you fucking health spastics.

scoff all you want, a pizza crunch is a nice treat

a lot easier to manage if you have self control which is a bit foreign to the english and amerifats

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>>8649901
>>8649902

>>8649908
nice infographic m8, got one that's not from 3 years ago or from biased sources?

>>8649908
wait, does that mean 28% of the 65% that are overweight are so overweight they are obese.
Or are they saying 65% are overweight and an additional 28% are obese?

I can't into graphics.

>>8649916
>>8649917

Here ya go!

http://www.gov.scot/Topics/Statistics/Browse/Health/TrendObesity

Need any more information on the subject?

>>8649757
I had one or two of these years ago, it's not as bad as it looks. Need to start with a decent pizza though, had a plain cheese and it was bad

>>8649929
>BMI
dropped

>>8649901
I fucking LOVE IT when people under the age of 22 give advice about eating and metabolism.

I'm fit but I have to work hard as fuck to keep it that way. Cardio every day. Everyone hits a point when freakish metabolism slows down

>>8649947
pretty much this. it's easy to be skinny when you're young. once you hit mid 20s you just can't eat like you used to.

>>8649929
yeah show me how these figures are worse than the uk overall and anywhere near american numbers

>>8649958
why even bother? it's bmi. anybody who works out is concerned overweight because muscle is denser than fat. it assumes all the weight is fat and no muscle

>>8649954
>>8649947

Speak for yourselves, I'm about to hit 28 and still struggle to gain weight. Am 77,5kg and 183cm now and my goal is around 85kg, but my body just naturally tries to bring it down to 75kg.

>>8649995
then work out and eat a lot. not hard

im 195lbs at 179cm used to be 160 last year

>>8649995
Why are you trying to gain weight?

>>8650022
not him but prolly tired of being spooky skeleton.. problem is genetics will fuck you over. that will just go your stomach not your wrists or anywhere you want it to go

>>8649947
I'm 25 and yeah, my metabolism has slowed which is why I don't eat like that all the time anymore. Not even once a month, and I have a very physically demanding job, and the niggers in this thread are acting like you have to be 300 lbs to eat stuff like this. Get off your high horse.

>>8650038
well to be fair if you were a jobless neet trolling on /ck/ all day this would make you fat

>>8650006
I do eat 2-3 warm meals a day + snacks (fruits, nuts, eggs). I still can chuck down all beers and pizzas I want and it never shows.

>>8650022
Trying to get a bit beefier.

>>8650006
I do workout, hit the gym 3-4 times a week on average. Don't do much cardio expect for the warm-ups, but I do walk pretty much everywhere I go to.

>>8649850

>quarter cup of vegetable oil
>treat

>>8650059
>Trying to get a bit beefier.
have you tried eating more than you feel comfortable eating?
because you aren't eating enough to maintain a weight above 75kg.

>>8650304
Are you ingesting it? No.

>>8650350
>>8650059
>i eat 2-3 meals a day why aren't I gaining weight
Because you're eating normally you fucking idiot.

>>8649736
Scottish people need to eat hot eat fatty food to live through the winter, its cold and dark, there is only small part of the day when it is daylight in which time they can eat something, there is no time to lounge about eating salads and grapes and comparing desserts time is spent hiding from the cold or by getting strong ie swiming in the north sea and playing rugby.

>>8650394
am scot, can confirm.

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>working out

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>>8650798

>>8650798
someone hasn't been to an England V Scotland rugby game...

>>8649947
>>8649954


Yep, this is true. I'm 31 now and gaining weight even though I'm broke and can rarely eat what i'd like, never full, often hungry when i go to sleep.
Beer? haha forget about it, a few cases a month and i'd be a fat fuck. Used to down like 10 a night when i was in my 20's working with alkies.

>>8649901
Holy shit anon you ate an entire half?

>Be me
>Scottish
>Go into local chippy, order a haggis supper, pizza crunch, pickle and a snickers (deep fried)
>Easily over 3000 calories
>Walk back home through standard summer weather
>Get in, place soaking wet food on radiator to dry out and warm back up
>Open a bottle of co-op brand blended whisky
>2 hours later - eat it
>Turn central heating off, sheer amount of fat consumed is warming enough
>Throw some more whisky in the telly, attempt to get BBC 1
>Fail to get BBC1, blame virgin media
>Look through DVD collection
>Find old Celtic Vs The Huns game from 2001
>Watch, remember that the Huns won this game
>Throw bottle of Guinness at telly, smash the screen, blame the Irish.
>Go to the pub, spend £50 on cheap lager and a packet of peanuts - dry roasted
>Stagger back home, throw up all over the cats bed, laugh at him, calling him a fucking welsh sheep shagging cunt.
>Have a final glass of bucky and a can of irn bru before bed
>Curl up with a donner kebab, left on the water boiler to keep warm from the night before.
>Finish my kebab, except the salad
>Fall asleep
>"Anyone but fucking England"

Amerifats get their deep frying tradition from the Scots.

>>8649931
If it was only one or two, how do you not remember which it was? You either had one or you had two. It's not like it was 43 or 44 of them and hard to remember. Did you just have a single one or did you have two?

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>>8652639

>>8652649
This.

>>8652660
That's a lovely happy looking doggo.

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>>8652639
waht's thes fookn raysest shet
foken anglisch, SEN' THEM HOOMWARD TAE THENK AGEN
Sco'esh an' EUROPEEN nae Sco'esh an' Bre'esh, praise Mel Gibson ok
[voting for people named after fish intensifies]

>>8649865
>Looks pretty tasty
oil isn't tasty. Fucking degenerate bag of lard.

>>8649958
>>8649935
Look at this enraged obese pigs. And laugh. you aren't like them, and suddenly life feels good.

>>8649947
speak for yourself. my metabolism is pretty fucking shite and I'm 22. The ONLY thing I process "freakishly" is alcahol which just makes me fatter.

>>8649757
looks like pizza hut

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>>8652774

>>8649736
Do Americans really eat this?

>>8653241
It is a "traditional" scottish thing, some of it is nice in small portions rarely.

Last time I went I had a battered mars bar, it was actually really nice but so sickening

>>8649901
>health spastics
Not even that, just fat people who don't get how weight works.

>>8652639
>Not honey roasted peanuts

Get tae fuck.

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>>8651322

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>>8653348

>>8649736

For some reason, I imagined he was sloppily dipping the pizza into a vat of mayonnaise

>>8649736
I bet you're a Tory

>>8653348
Battered Mars Bars are pretty much a tourist meme and most locals won't sell them.

>>8652682
More Yorkshire than Scottish desu senpai

>>8653690
I did that once, it tasted really really good, but was also almost as filling as a whole meal.

>>8649736
>>8649737
>>8649747
>>8649752
>>8649757
>Deep frying bread

Why not eat it as is? Does it really taste better?

>>8655831
They are really shit pizzas, you wouldn't eat them otherwise

>>8649954
This is not true. I gained weight at 22 due to antidepressants and other shit (also alcohol played a factor) had I still been eating and exercising like I did when I was younger I'd still be skinny.

People who stay skinny don't have good genes, they watch what they eat.

>>8649901
Woah HALF A PIZZA get this fuck to an insane asylum

>>8656081
>this isn't true because my specific case that obviously isn't normal
fuck off. this post was just an excuse to talk about your meds

>>8649954
t. retard

>>8649947
>>8650038
>>8651296
>m-muh metabolism

That's not how it works you fucking idiots.

>>8649929
>.scot
didn't even know this was a thing

>>8657836
Independence when?

>>8657793
t. fatty

>>8649901
>half a pizza

livin dangerously

>>8649736
I hate scoring chip shops everything tastes the same sort of greasy meaty

>>8658032

Try not going to shit chippies

>>8651305
>>8656672
>>8657941
The fact that you think eating an entire pizza to yourself in one sitting is acceptable or normal behaviour is pretty telling

>>8659828

Depends on the size of the pizza

>>8649958
go eat some haggus fatty.

while your at it, prove you're not fat.

fatty

>>8659828
Try not being a lazy faggot then. There's nothing wrong with eating like a pig every once in a while. Make sure you lift and do some cardio and you are sound.

>>8659828
I haven't indulged in pizza much at all since losing weight and focusing on fitness, but how socially isolated are you that you consider eating a whole pizza in one sitting abnormal or unacceptable?

>>8660247

Not everybody associates with fatasses or white trash, anon.

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>>8649736
- Scotland

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>Scotland

>>8660272
By"fattasses and white trash" you mean basically normal people who are relatively healthy and successful?

Then again I am only from the UK so I'm talking 9-12" pizzas. Maybe the US has a different size for an average pizza.

>>8660247
A medium one topping 12" pizza has nearly all of your daily calories.

(and twice your recommended sodium)

>>8649736
I remember reading that Scotland has the lowest life expectancy in the EU, is that true?

Would definitely try all the deep fried stuff posted here, that pizza doesn't look like it'd be good any other way besides deep frying

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who /friedicecream/ here

>>8660312
And? People can and do eat absurdly unhealthy meals infrequently while still maintaining a relatively healthy lifestyle.

It clearly isn't abnormal and I see no point in labeling it "unacceptable".

>>8649757
do americans really do this

IIFYM baby just eat a pizza crunch then start drinking whey powder and vitamin pills

>lazy
>deep fried everything
>a fucking walmart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnGPgCVJUsI

>>8653241
I've never seen this shit before, but I would hella fucking eat it.

>>8660435
Nah, you're forgetting Bulgaria, Romania etc.

>>8660444
Dude eating an entire pizza that contains your daily calories in one sitting is not something normal people do.

Is this why America has an obesity problem? Is it considered normal there?

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>>8649747
>dropping it in boiling oil with bare hands

>>8663687
Technically, yes. If they like something, they will eat it until they can't fit any more, wait a few minutes, burp or fart, then continue eating it. They don't know when to stop if it's something that tastes good to them until it's gone.

>>8660312

no it doesn't

which pizza are you talking about because the pizzas i eat have less than half my gda

>>8663687
It literally is in every 1st world country

>>8663693
t. virgin

in italy people make this too, obviously not in that retarded way

>>8649935
BMI at the individual level is shit but for large populations is very accurate.
Sorry you are fat. I know how much that sucks. Have you considered a diet?

>>8663687
I am not from the US I'm from the UK and I can say eating a meal that contains a days worth of calories is absolutely normal.

I'm not saying an individual does it every day or even every week, well unless they are actually obese, but people all shapes and sizes do it all the time.

>>8663861
>if i project i win

>>8663861
>Have you considered a diet?
They already have.

>>8664811
It's rude to speak for others, you know.