What exactly kind of pizza is this gentleman, not just toppings

>>8522061
Thin crust pepperoni from Dominoes, cut into squares

i should work for NCIS

>>8522061
is he looking at a tattoo to tell him where he lives?

>>8522086
Yes

le epic cheat day xD

>>8522095
for chad, every day is potentially cheat day

>>8522095
what is le epic cheat?

>>8522063
Is NCIS real or just a tv show and what does the navy have to do with pizza?

>tfw CHAD has FACE, FRAME and HEIGHT and eats PIZZA whilie I'm stuck in the cuckshed

>>8522160
Who the fuck is Chad?

>>8522162
Stacie's on again/off again prick stick ride.

>>8522162
my name is unironically Chad, yet i'm a social failure and a shut-in

>>8522061
Domino's pepperoni thin crust cut st. louis style

>>8522166
Who the fuck is Stacie?

That's a steroids pizza obviously

>>8522173

A roasty slut who fucks everyone but you.

>>8522239
>Stacie
>Roasty

Someone didn't read the r/4chan starter pack before looking for screencaps

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>>8522244

>Stacie who's taken miles of Chad
>not a roastie

Wew lad

>>8522254
Atleast you consulted the guide and are spelling it right now

>>8522239
She couldn't fuck me even if she wanted to cuz I'm gay.

>>8522264

I want to call you a faggot but I realize that it just means you're lucky you don't have to deal with Stacy and her bullshit.

American Pie HAHA!!!

>>8522063
>>8522167
>cut into squares
>st louis style

This is how all thin crust dominos pizzas are cut unless you specifically ask for it cut otherwise.

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>squares

>>8522162
YOU hit the GYM HARD while CHAD eats PIZZA and fucks STACY with his HEIGHT, FACE, and FRAME

>>8522292
Who is Stacy?

>>8522061
Where do I order one of them Batman pizzas?

>>8522061
It's a Domino's thin crust pepperoni pizza.
I like it but you'll get more for your money's worth with the hand-tossed style and it'll be more filling too.

>>8522162
>the guy who chats up all the ladies
>the guy you told your joke to quietly in class then proceeds to tell it to everyone out loud and makes the whole class laugh
>the guy who's muscle bound despite little effort for both training and diet

>>8522061
Lean McGain's famous skinny 'go 'za®

He is not a pizza. He is a human being.

>>8522063
It's hard to tell from the picture but it may be the ultimate pepperoni. Which is basically just MORE pepperoni and the herb shakeon.

>tfw shit wrist genetics.
As another sufferer I can tell you that this man is still disappointed with his body. That is why he eats trash.

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>>8522061
>Salami
Why are American pizzas so disgusting?

>>8522158
its real and everything

>>8522239
a slut fucks everyone
a bitch fucks everyone but you