Have you ever eaten a krabby patty?
yeah, it was the bee's knees
>>8518786
That thing is a heart attack on a bun
it's literally
>"chum" aka shrimp/crab/some crustacean patty
>lettuce
>onion
>tomato
>cheese
>pickles
>mustard
>ketchup
>"""secret sauce"""
but i don't think many people have had shrimp/crab burgers before so I don't think many people have had krabby patty before.
>>8518806
>Ingredients
>Sesame Seeds
>Bottom bun
>Chum (Food)
>Ketchup
>Mustard
>Mayonnaise
>Relish
>Sea Cheese
>Pickles (Food)
>Sea Lettuce
>Sea Tomatoes
>Sea Onions
>Sea/table Salt
>Tartar Sauce
>Secret sauce
>A teaspoon of raspberry
>Who-Hoo-Hoo
>A-Ooga
>Na na na
>A splash of Whee
>Top bun
>Jellyfish Jelly (Jelly Patty only)
>Secret Formula
apparently the secret formula is part of the patty, so it'd probably just be some combo of crustacean meat and spices
>Once consumed, the body needs it to function properly, which suggests that the Secret Sauce contains a highly addictive substance or narcotic.
lol
>The episode "Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy" shows that a Krabby Patty has to be cooked at 274 degrees for 283 seconds.
what would happen if you did this
>Although it is unknown what the Krabby Patty Formula is, Stephen Hillenburg has hinted that the formula is vegetarian.
>>8518813
>sea weed buns
>imitation crab meat patty
>chee-heese
>sea KETchup
>EHEHEHE
>sea MUStard well you don't have to have mustard but
>sea LETTUCE
>TOEMAYTOE
>SEA PICKHULS
>sea unyun
>2 teaspoon chob smell chopped soy
>eeeheh
>2 teaspoons
>chopped onion
>4 3 6 teaspoons
>vegetable oilEHEHE
>one teaspoons of thyme
>2 eheggs
>one L-bee frozen and n...
>eheehe
>and uh
>we can just read it in my voice
>tfw had an ex gf who made little salmon burgers and called them krabby patties
Well I guess 10 am is as good a time to start drinking as any.
>>8518786
but have you had it with jellyfish jelly?
>>8519141
Tfw never ever someone who wasnt a relative cared about me to cook for me aa a way of showing love
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>>8519182
hey all you people, hey all you people won't you listen to me
>>8519493
Hey man you got to try this sandwich
It's no ordinary sandwich