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God tier food personalities.

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God tier food personalities.
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Handmade white sauce
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>>8514569
>food personalities

What???? What??????
Food doesn't have a fucking personality.
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>>8514577
It isn't worth it, Anon.
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>>8514595
>I browse /ck/ all the time instead
Wew
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>>8514660

>all the time

This exact thread starting with a Giada pic has been up for almost the past week... OP (you) clearly just remade it after the success of the last one.
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for her flawless innovative technique in the kitchen
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>>8514719

You realize they just do whatever shit on their shows to make it go fast and then FN interns type whatever random things up into the website as "recipes", right?
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>>8514569

I agree, she has fantastic personalities
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>>8514569
NO ASS
A
S
S

LIKE SERIOUSLY. IT CURVES INWARDS.

IT WOULD BE IMPRESSIVE IF IT WASN'T SO SAD.

SAD!
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>>8514762
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
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>>8514777
Are you asking me if I maintain a picture of an erectile holocaust?
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>>8514719

She caters to dumb housewives that do nothing but share articles on facebook politicizing breastfeeding. What on earth do you expect?
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>>8514569
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>>8514569
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>>8515115
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>>8514569
food
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>>8514569

Action Bronson
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>>8514569
>>8515115
>>8515115

I like her and I think she is a great chef but god damn

>spah-GHEE-tti
>FREE-ta-tass
>pro-SHYOO-ta
>pain-CHAY-tta

I get it - she was born in Italy and studied in Italy but you don't see hispanic Americans who were mostly raised in California that speak completely normal English with American accents go out of their way to over pronounce spanish words just because they're trying to sound authentic or whatever.

Alton Brown master race, imho.
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>>8515149

>20 posts for Alton Brown
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>be chef john
>record food preparation
>don't show face
>just show hands and food
>write and record narration later
>add low-key humor

once I started watching his videos, it made me mad at the traditional format of cooking shows
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>>8515395
As much as some anons have bitched and moaned about his voice, you have to give him credit for making an incredibly clean format that's all about the food and nothing else. His recipes have ALWAYS worked for me, too.
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>>8514569
Good ol' Ja/ck/
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is he /ourguy/?
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>>8515435
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>>8515149
>muh unitaskers hurf durf

This guy is more obnoxious than the mexicans you're describing.
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>>8514569
>God tier food personalities.

Giada whelped a couple of kids and her boobs went south in a big way. I used to watch her show with the sound off. Just to see her jiggle.
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>>8514569
https://www.youtube.com/user/LauraVitalesKitchen

Laura in the kitchen is god tier forsure
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>>8515149
>you don't see hispanic Americans who were mostly raised in California that speak completely normal English with American accents go out of their way to over pronounce spanish words just because they're trying to sound authentic or whatever.

Yes you do, have you never watched an 'ethnic' news caster on TV?
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>>8515118
Jesus man.
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I bet she could take my whole dick down her throat, fit both balls in her mouth, and reach my asshole with her tongue all at the same time. So without a doubt Giada is the best food personality imho.
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>>8515118
MUMMY
ANON WANT MILKY
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>>8515456
Your opinion is not part of the recipe
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i hate her face.
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JEFFREY
E
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R
E
Y
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>>8515149
>Alton 'Reddit' Brown
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>>8516532
Kek
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>>8516523
Jeffrey is literally my waifu
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>>8517042
I thought I was the only one that thought he's a complete and total flamer.
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>>8514569

Is that the Baker of Cocks?
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>>8514569
>>8515115
>>8515118
Tea teas
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>>8516260
Why, because it is not "juicy" enough?
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>>8514569
>food personalities
So is that what the kids are calling boobies these days?
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>>8514569
Whose shit would you rather eat, Giada or Nigella's?
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>>8514785
>politicizing breastfeeding
Fucking disgusting.
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>>8517828
Those jug ears would make great handles.

To answer your question, neither: Rachel Khoo all the way.
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>>8517851
Considering it's still illegal to breastfeed in some states and poor people think formula is better than breastfeeding, it is understandable people become "breastfeeding activists".
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>>8517828
fuck what happened to her?
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>>8517923
>fuck what happened to her?
at some point people lose weight to the lowest level that starts to suck the baby fat layer from under facial skin. That loss of adipose tissue is seen frequently in weight lifters from that facial squinting and low bodyfat needed to showcase ripped abs at competitions, but also anorexics lose it, drug abusers, smokers, and some vegan types.
Once it's gone, it never ever comes back. You might gain elsewhere, but it won't stick to the face ever again.

Also, she's not wearing lipstick. It makes a huge difference in pale complexions.
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>>8517782
that hurts to watch
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>>8517974
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>>8517828
what
the
fuck
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>>8517977
it was using the knife on the plate aggressively that bothered me
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>>8517977
God, how is he so fucking stupid?

He eats his burger like a fucking taco
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>>8517982
Really? Because he is usually very talented with knives.
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>>8517276
i like to imagine that is just put on as a show for the cameras and irl he is a raging alcoholic who rules the house with an iron fist
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>>8517998
>eat taco like burger
>eat burger like taco
>?????
>profit
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>>8518002
>I saw this guy do this while Chef was on in the background of my vidya. I think I'll do it too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdedFV9u7MM
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>>8514569
>>8515115
>>8515118

Large cleavage to draw attention to her tits instead of her old ugly face.
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Laura Calder
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>>8521901
second this
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>>8515118
what the fuck is wrong with her face?
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>>8514569
not her, she's a shitter who's intimidated by every woman ever
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>>8521916

Very narrow nose. I think it's cute :)
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>>8514569
Ah yes, personalitits
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>>8514777
Ireland approved ass
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>>8523503
My 91 year old grandpa has more ass than that.
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>>8514569
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>>8523508

thick

(Author's note: "thick means "thicc" in English)
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I really like this 'guy' .
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>>8514569
>Mutz-eye-rail-uh

*sigh* What a fucking waste of a gorgeous woman...
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A good chef always tastes his food.
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>being mad that people discuss food and cooking on 4chan

your life must not have a lot going on in it, huh buddy?
why not share your fave foodie personality then?? Join the fun instead of being a whiner (also known as a bitch)
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>not posting best girl

you all should be ashamed
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>>8525125
i wan't to strangle this fucking piece of shit jesus christ

I struggle every goddamn week as a fucking cook and this worthless downie piece of trash gets paid thousands of dollars a mouth to make a fucking mockery of my trade.
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>>8518002
i wan't to press his nasal cavities into his brain with my fucking boot holy fuck

I have been on 4chan for 10 fucking years and I don't think anything has ever made me as mad as this rotting pile of human garbage
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>>8525225
alex a shit
amanda is superior
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>>8525242
>amanda "jews are best well done" freitag
Were you chopped first round or something, faggo?
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>>8525225
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>>8518002
Is this supposed to play "Rules of Nature"?
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>>8525231
>>8525258
>>8525241

You think you're so good? You try making an authentic party cheese salad.
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>>8515487
>>8516532
You're both bad people.
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>>8514569
She's related to Dino. The producer of Conan, Barbarella, and Flash Gordon
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>>8525225
But anon, that's not Maangchi.
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>>8525265
Do you have the Simply Sara party cheese salad webm too?
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>>8525379
nah
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>>8525381
>oil's not even hot
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>>8525395
His chicken isn't even hot
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>>8514577
why? OPs pic is a perfect whitebread
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>>8514569
MOMMY GIMME MILKIES
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>>8515435

ALL HAIL THE KING
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>>8517998
>>8519636

No joke, he does that too
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>>8527531

alternative
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owooo owooo owooo


wooo wooo woo wooooo wooo woooo woooooo
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>>8517923
SHE'S A FUCKIN OLD LADY SHES WRINKLY AND UGLY
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>>8514762
>NASS
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>mfw no one has posted the god
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>>8514569
>tfw when you never rub egg into her hair while you each share a boiled egg between your mouths and your bodies are intertwined in passionate lovemaking
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>>8527773
i would drag my balls across a mile of broken glass just to get a taste of this guys shit
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>>8527786
I would easily blow 10 homeless men to have any fucking dinner that he'd make
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>>8527773
Hate all you want I can't stop rewatching old kitchen nightmares episodes.
Also:
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>>8527800
Anthony Bourdain is the only food personality I unironically hate.
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>>8527773
In the stuff where he's just cooking in a kitchen by himself and not screaming at fuckups that they're donkeys he's actually probably my second favorite chef to watch, right after Chef John. There's a lot of great stuff up on his youtube channel.
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>>8527814
That's why he's so great. He's very calm and kind in person but only freaks out when he has absolute monkey's in the kitchen who are about to serve anything but the best standard of food to his customers. Wish every chef in an eatery was like him so I'd feel comfortable eating out
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>>8527806
of course he is big man. of course he is.
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>>8527839
>>8515034
I fucking cringe watching this guy because everytime he opens his mouth and starts speaking, he looks like he has down syndrome
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It's obviously Boris, the shashlik king.
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>>8527849
Well to be fair, he does... right?
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>>8527814
I like his Youtube stuff except for the F Word recipes where the editor does too many cuts and the cameraman zooms in way too much.

https://youtu.be/FERaJ6xIyqU
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>>8527879
I honestly can't even tell but I feel like he actually has minimal down syndrome
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>>8514575
lol wut??? I love you,
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>>8527773
https://youtu.be/syRQ7iShpzY
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I had honestly never paid attention to Master Chef or Padma Lakshmi before this episode, but she honestly seems like a pretty cool person. I bought a few used copies of her books and I've been reading through them.

She has a very good understanding of spice and flavor theory and she's pretty well written.

Also holy fuck I'd go down the Punjab to Bangalore her any day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-P5-7eV9GE&t=1s
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>>8527889
>>8527879
>>8527849

No, he doesn't have Downs. He just A LOT of drugs in the 1970s until the early 2000s. If you do hard drugs for 40 years (all while working in commercial kitchens) you'll end up looking like that, too.
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>>8527985
>basically downs
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>>8527989
>Downs
>literally a genetic disorder
>apparently is actually caused by doing drugs, according to this shithead

that's some good medical science there, Dick Spencer.

I kek'd.
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>>8528012
>being this new
Come back when you're of age newfriend
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>>8521909
Third. Wish she kept making shows.
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>>8521909
>>8528057
Return to Reddit.
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>>8527541
What's the story on this GUI? Who is he?
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Semi-homemade is the best show on Food Network imo.
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>>8528551
The show would be better if cocktail time was the first thing on the show, then she could cook the entire episode semi-shit faced
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>>8525381
>Doesn't put the stick off the side of the pan.
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>>8515149
I want him to grind meat using a firearm and stainless steel slugs.
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>>8527849
HEY WHAT IS UP FOOD TUBERS I'M HERE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO COOK SOMETHING THAT WILL REALLY ROCK YOUR TASTEBUDS REALLY ROCK
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>>8528551
Is that the show with the kwanzaa cake?
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I don't think I can pick a favorite but pic related is the worst
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>>8527773
this
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>>8515456
I get why people think Jack is reddit, but he's a fucking classic here.
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>>8523476
came here to say this
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>>8527773
damn, what a shame
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>>8530020
Fuck off.
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