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God-tier fruit

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God-tier fruit
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>>8511530
Is it behind that shit?
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>>8511530

Ruby red are the kings of grapefruit.
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Who here /guava/ ?
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>>8511530
Ok you start
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>>8511549
Who the fuck can just eat a raw tomato like it's an apple? Disgusting
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>>8511600

You look like a fellow /hawaiibro/
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>>8511632
everyone who isn't autistic
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>>8511549
Cherry tomatoes a best imo
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My area just stopped receiving strawberries from Florida

Now I have to wait till they come to season where I live before I get some good ones again.

Mexico and california strawberries just have no taste
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>>8511632
Sounds like someone has never had a tomato straight off the vine before. It's totally different compared to the shit you get in the store.
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>>8511530
For me, it's the pineapple.
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Raspberries straight off the cane, from my garden.
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>>8511632
Me.
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>>8511530
pink grapefruit is godtier but not as good as bloodorange.
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>>8513554
pineapple is just like pink grapefruit, godly but not the "kind of gods" like bloodorange
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yellow grapefruit is god tier. pink is the normie version.
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>>8511530
When I lived in SC I ate so many of these fuckers holy shit
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>>8511530
Limes
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>>8513727
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>>8513301
fuck that. raw tomatoes taste like ass. not to mention the texture.
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>>8514035
I don;t think you have ever had a proper tomato
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>>8513768
My nigga.
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Avacado
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>>8513301
I've noticed people who hate raw tomato are autistic like 90% of the time.
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Starfruit. The smell is the easiest way to cheer me up. Sometimes I buy the things just to smell after particularly bad days at work.
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>>8511549
>>8511632
My father had an awesome tomato garden when i was about that girls age. I use to eat them off the vine. I did it because I didn't know anything better than that they were food.
It is a great early memory.
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Best
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>>8514921
they smell like a tart apple and taste like one too
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bananas.

damn shame i've only had the cavendish. i know i'm missing out on some magical new flavors.
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Got these blueberries the size of small tomatoes yesterday

They Are Pretty Tasty
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>>8516437
Those red ones look like coconut crabs
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>>8516463
Nice. Must be downunder because the blueberry harvest in the US happens during July and August in the south, where illegal aliens are picking 40 gallons a day in 105F heat for $5.00/ gallon. I guess we better learn to pick them ourselves or pay 4 times the price for fresh blueberries. Thanks Drumpf!
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>>8517577
Whew, you almost ruined the thread with your political bullshit. Good thing I showed up!
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>>8511632
We're not talking about Dutch tomatoes here man. We're talking about real, sweet, soft tomatoes.
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>>8513699
>>8513697
Blood orange is shit. Chances of getting a good one is like 1 in 100 and the season for good ones is like 2 weeks long. Every dickhead chef puts them on their menu because they think they are "exotic" but they are almost never better than a cara cara or a decent tangerine that's actually in season.

>>8513554
Excellent taste.

>>8516437
Cavendish is popular for a reason. Other varieties are shit. I've tried red, apple, baby, thai. They all suck.
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>>8513554
I like pineapple but i hate cutting it
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>>8518256
is that quinoa, potatoes, onions, mushrooms and arugula in a pineapple?
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Guys stop argueing the truth is here:

>Top
Plum, Nectarine, Strawberry, Pineapple, Musk Melon

>High
Apple, Kiwi, Raspberry, Peaches, Banana, Lime

>Mid
Oranges, Cherry, Blueberry, Lemon, Pear

>Bottom
Watermelon, Cranberry, Grape, Blackberry
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>>8519470
Musk melon on top and grapes on bottom? You don't know shit about fruit my friend. Horrible taste. Musk melon is the shittiest of shits. How dare you put it up there on the same tier as stonefruit, pineapple, and strawberries.

>>8519453
I enjoy it. Get to bust out my big ass knife. The dry bits get annoying though when they stick to the board and then get on the fruit.
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I'm a poorfag and I live alone so fresh fruit is not economical. Canned papaya is the best canned fruit. Peaches are okay. Pineapple is an abomination and can eat a dick.
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>>8519599
Did you get hit on the head as a child or how can you say that Musk melon is even close to being bad?
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>>8519611
I also live alone and am broke, but luckily enough my grocery store has a reject rack so I can grab apples, oranges and bananas from that for crazy cheap. Like 5 apples for 79 cents. Have you tried buying frozen? I got a big ass bag of strawberries recently for around 3 dollars that I put in my yogurt and make smoothies with.

Also, do you salt your papaya?
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>>8519623
It's literally used as filler for all fruit salads and fruit trays in the fucking world.
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>>8519629
Maybe by people with trash opinions like you. Everyone with a worthy taste knows that musk melon is a gift of god.
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Who /forage/ here?
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>>8519637

Where are you that you cherish this shit fruit? Markets here can't even give it away. I used to get 700 lb bins force-shipped to me for 50 bucks because no one in there right mind was buying these dumb-ass basketball-sized pieces of shit.

Unlike you, apparently, I've actually had the opportunity to taste premium fruit.
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>>8517509

The noble durian is the McChicken of fruits
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>>8519652
>Markets here can't even give it away.
God it must suck to live in such a shithole, my apologies!
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>>8519625

Apples are alright but to be honest they're not my favorite and I can't stomach them every day. I don't know if it's my grocery store or what but they're all the size of friggin' coconuts. Bananas go bad way too quickly for a single, light eater to finish off in a week. I'd basically end up forcing myself to finish them or throwing them out -- and until I finish being stuck in the limbo of working and going to college at the same time I don't have the equipment (mixer) to make something like banana bread.

With canned fruit I can just eat a small cup maybe once a day, and it doesn't suffer for it by putting the lid back on the jar and putting it back in the fridge.
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>>8519663
What kind of apple do you normally buy? Unfortunately the trend is lately towards the larger fruits because they look betterr on the shelf. I know what you mean, some of the honeycrisp I've seen recently I could use as a bowling ball.

Not sure what you mean about bananas. Why don't you just buy 2 at a time?
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>>8519816
Fuji are what I tend to buy, but that's probably because years ago they tended to be smaller than the rest. Now they're just as big as all the other apples. Used to be a great snack, but now it's like -- "shit I can't eat dinner today I just ate a whole apple."

>Why don't you just buy 2 at a time?
Your grocery store sells individual bananas?
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>>8519832
Are yours in bags? You just break them off the bunch!
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>>8519837
>You just break them off the bunch!
THIS IS ANARCHY
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poverty god tier - banana
richfag god tier - mango and raspberries

honorary mention to granny smith variety apples.

the rest can kill them selves
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>>8511600
>t.ween fan
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>>8519470
>musk
Kys
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>>8519652
>>8520037
Are you still mad for getting called out, dude?
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>>8520045
No i just know that musk honeydew and cantaloupe are all shit
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>>8520054
>posts from smartphone to prove no samefag
Aw come on, try harder, that's too easy.
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>>8511530
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>>8520060
I have a pass so it shows yous from both nigger are you mad some one else hates your shit fruit, you got water melon right though
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>>8520073
>I have a pass so it shows
Please don't tell me expect me to believe that changes everything?

>some one else hates your shit fruit
Just like above lol.
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>>8520029
>legit
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>>8517509
>smells like gasoline pineapple
>tastes like gasoline pineapple
>looks like gasoline pineapple
Literally the Mad Max of fruits.
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>>8519638
Wait... that stuff is edible? My dad always told me they were poisonous and would make me get sick to my stomach. Are you telling me I could have been eating these throughout my childhood? The whole area where I live is covered in them. Fuck, I'm going to do some research.
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>>8520082
guess you were right about the pass thing but here my pc and your prof nigger
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>>8520133
Oh nice, so there are two guys with good taste vs two guys with shit taste!
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>>8520045
Awesome. Someone else shows up to tell you musk melon is fucking garbage and you accuse me of samefagging.
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>>8520184
What a coincidence right?
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>>8520192
yeah what a coincidence germanfag shoulda nuked the kruats considering they ruined Europe atleast 6 times
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>>8520245
Woah woah, are you sure you still need to compensate your shit taste?
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>>8520249
yes
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>>8520252
What a shame.
But don't worry, there are worse thing than having a shit taste.

Like being Hitler.
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>>8520258
>implying hitler is worse than shit taste
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>>8520262
Now don't punish yourself too much.
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>>8513548
Fucking this. So much different than that mealy gross shit you get most of the time from the store.
I feel like the same shit happens with people who hate watermelon. Gotta eat that shit fresh.
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>>8519470
>Apples and Bananas in high tier
>Watermelon and Grapes in Bottom
Shit taste detected.
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>>8520291
Keked desu.
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>>8513554
Fucking grim
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>>8514921
I can't find these bastards any where I live in the UK :(
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>>8514902
the fact that I'm not a socially inept neet virgin proves you wrong famalam.
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>>8520367
Don't worry about it. It's somewhere between apple and a bitter kiwi. It's not that they are bad, just not something you should desire.
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The one fruit I can't get tired of.
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>>8520421
>not a virgin

Your sister doesn't count, Cletus.
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>>8511600
What's a guava's texture even like? All i've had is this shit but I fuckin love it.
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Pineapple is best
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>>8511600
guava and mango are top tier fruits
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>>8516397
>Out of mana senpai
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>>8519655
god how I laughed
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>>8520534
Kind of like a fig.
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had these apples in taiwan, pretty good
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>>8520061
Mysides
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>>8511600
Mexican detected?

Who here ruby supreme guava?
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>>8519470
>not liking Blackberries
>not liking California Grapes
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>>8521137
Cute CUTE!
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>>8519425
freezedried baby thais are great to have before fellatio
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>>8511530
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>>8520488

Good fresh, cidre, pies, etc..

Actually you're right. Probably the best common fruit imo.
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>>8511600
Favorite fruit of all time. Vacationed in Hawaii for a week and the trees grew everywhere. I would eat at least a half dozen walking anywhere
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Loquat. I tried one once on a whim, parked under some tree saw the fruit and ate it. Literally one of the best things I have ever tasted.
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>>8521949
>off brand lychees
>>8522050
I miss having a loquat tree, god damn hurricane knocked it over
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>>8511530
It was between him and Freddie Mercury for the most God tier fruit.
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>>8521949
Longan are about to be in season here. They start right after the letchees.

>>8522050
These are available in winter here, pretty good. The pits are toxic tho.

>>8520543
We are toward the end of mangoes season, too, pretty good when not too ripe.

Also best fruit pic related
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these any good? gonna try some today
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>>8522398
More trouble than they're worth desu.
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>>8522398
Yes unless you're incredibly lazy.
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>>8522670
It's really easy. Just score it and pull it apart.

>>8522398
Don't be a dumbass and try to take a bite out of it. The white part is waxy and bitter. Only the little red things are edible.
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>>8519425
>Cavendish is popular for a reason
Yeah because they are shipable great distances.

My Apple Banana stand is so tart and firm, love them.
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>>8513554
This
It also makes your cum the tastiest
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