Threw some eggs in a cup, microwaved them for a minute, and grabbed

put it on some toasted bread and you're gtg

You could've just donethe same except on a frying pan and would be eating some delicious fried eggs...

Why so lazy?

>>8498545
subhuman/10

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>>8498545
This isn't difficult OP. http://www.microwaveassociation.org.uk/recipes/recipe.php?id=54
Any combination of Spinach, tomato, pre fried bacon, mushrooms, cheese, herbs, chives, etc. could be used as well.

Fail/10

>>8499057
That looks like a lot of effort

>>8498969
It's not even lazy at this point, it's literally learned helplessness/cultural retardation

>>8498545
>paper cup
>plastic fork

Are you homeless?

>>8499989
Sort of. I'm staying with my friend for a while.

>egg
>microwave
>a minute
>not splattered on the roof of the oven
500watts/10

>>8500001
Why hasn't your friend got plates, forks and knives and shit?

Are you a grill? Is your friend a grill?

Post feet.

lol

that's basically what i feed my dog when i forget to buy him dog food