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How do I into beer? >all ales and i.p.a's taste the

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How do I into beer?

>all ales and i.p.a's taste the same to me
>lagers and pilsners either taste bad or dont aste like anything
>stouts and porters taste like burnt toast to me

I just want to drink beer without being a pleb, what're good beers?
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Avoid alcohol.
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Location, Location, Location

Where are you living OP?
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If you hold that opinion of every beer you've ever tried, then beer is not for you
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Drinking alcohol automatically makes you a pleb, anon.
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Beer? What year are you living in lmao
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>>8495089
>go to craft brewery
>order beer flight
>find one you like
>buy a pint/howler

That's how I started. Look for Groupons that say "beer tasting for 2/4 people" and bring a friend. It's social, Mharti!

Also, don't be afraid to try things more than once. Sometimes it takes multiple tries for it to click, especially with beers like IPAs or Russian Sours.

Other method: go to a beer store where they offer make your own 4 packs. Basically, try more beer. It's OK to not like everything.

t.West Michigander
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start reading this tread OP:
>>8486893
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>>8495203
Fuck those guys
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Drink a good sour anon
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>>8495311
Where is that one made? I had one that exact style from Texian that was delicious as fuck.
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>>8495167
wtf is a Russian sour you pleb
you are literally making shit up now
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>>8495311
>5.2%

Why even drink alcohol
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>>8495089
>stouts and porters taste like burnt toast to me

Try the ones that taste like coffee and chocolate instead.
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>>8495407
Oh... I meant Russian Imperial Stouts
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Stone Ruination IPA is my favorite. I can't explain why because I'm not an autistic beer connoisseur, but I can tell it's noticeably better than your average IPA.
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>>8495434

This

I drink nothing under 8%. I want to be able to get a nice buzz after 2 beers.
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>>8495482
My tolerance is low as fuck so I get pretty tipsy after two 5% beers. I'm not even female.
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>>8495470
I personally don't care for many IPAs unless it's with a meal. They get too sour because they drop in twice the amount of hops they should be.
>>8495482
>>8495434
We have words for people like you. They're something along the lines of "faggot".
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>>8495502

I usually only drink it when I cook myself a steak, or get some really savory food, so it works out for me.
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the wish to not be a pleb is the greatest indicator of being a pleb
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>>8495536
But you should want to have good tastes
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>>8495536
But it is the first step in becoming patrician
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>>8495482
Ever try this?
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