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Has cooking ever positively impacted your love life or got you

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Has cooking ever positively impacted your love life or got you closer to a girl?
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>>8491148
>be me
>older bro tells me to take home economics to meet grills
>in class
>most of the girls have bfs
>become friends with one girl
>we hang out after class
>i really like her
>invite her over to help me cook a fancy dinner for 'a certain someone'
>she comes over
>to beta make a move
>we make spegetti
>'so when does he get here anon?'
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COOKING IS NOT MERELY ABOUT BRINGING YOURSELF TOWARDS OTHERS. IT IS ABOUT PERFECTING THE SELF AND YOUR ENVIRONMENT. IF YOU CAN MASTER THAT THEN THE GOALS REACH FAR BEYOND YOUR PERSONAL IMPERFECTIONS.
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>>8491160
OP here, I completely agree with this sentiment like lifting for yourself is more important than lifting to impress others but I just wanted to see if any anons have stories.
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>>8491148
it usually drives us apart because I cook enjoyable foods and they cook things that make me sad inside
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>>8491148
>Has cooking ever positively impacted your love life or got you closer to a girl?
Yeah I had a QT fly to me(I covered part of the flight) and on election night back in November she made me dinner after work, then a 5 layer dip, she wore a MAGA hat the whole time, and we banged after Trump was confirmed.

P sure I'm gonna marry her.
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>>8491191
>(I covered part of the flight)

cuck alert
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>>8491191
>after Trump was confirmed
>not busting in her ass as the final votes were announced

Another golden opportunity lost.
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>>8491190
kek
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>>8491160
You still have to steer, faggot.
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i met my wife at a place i cooked at
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>>8491246
$200 on a $700 flight for a week of sex and dinner.
Yeah, #cucked, especially with the hourly rate of a whore with or without a feminine penis.
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>>8491191
ahahahahahahahahaha
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>>8491284
>admits he paid for sex
>even compares it to local prostitute rates
>says he got a good deal
>voted for Trump
>not cucked
wew
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any time i introduce a girl to my friends they go on at her about my cooking; i can improvise with whatever they have in their fridge; i can greet them early before they have to leave for work with an eggs benedict i made in about 15 minutes; i make breads and shit that they can leave out on the table and share with their housemates; i make hosting dinner parties and holiday ceremonies easy for them; i put together picnics with nice cheeses and shit packed into cute boxes; i make good cocktails, hot and cold, that get you pissed without hazard; i can rescue deteriorated ingredients and trimmings and am generally not wasteful; i know what's likely to be best at a restaurant and what'll compliment it, and i'm happy to order for the table; i make bombass birthday cakes with colours and flavours that are personally significant, and which aren't overly sweet; my diet is skewed towards light, vegetable heavy foods but the food i make tastes luxurious all the same; i can help make boxes of preserves or confectionery to give as gifts, including the boxes themselves; i take time over sauces and gravies so they are intense, deep, balanced and have the right texture and appearance; my roast dinners are fucking cracking and i barbecue effortlessly and efficiently

which is all great until they see my micropenis
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>>8491148
I meet my fiance in a restaurant, we were both dining with our respective families.
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>>8491561
>>8491561
nice to see this pasta posted again
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>>8491561
just like me without the micropenis part.. but I am a professional chef so...
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>>8491156
why would she be asking you when he gets here if she's the one that invited him

next time at least think your shitposts through first
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>>8491583
Drug addict instead?
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>>8491148
I'm attractive/charismatic enough to get a girl's interest and my ability to cook only deepens their appreciation of me. My current girlfriend jokes that she keeps me around because of the sex, the food, and my extremely nice kitty
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>>8491148
My ex-gf hated cooking. I like cooking but hate every other household chore. So we had a deal, I cooked, she did everything else. It was a good deal, she liked my cooking a lot. But she left anyway.
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>>8491148
yes
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>>8491148
pretty sure it did, if a man can cook it says a couple positive things to the the woman
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>>8491148
I've started cooking with my gf pretty regularily, we always end up in bed right after.
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I guess. That only reason women are ever interested in me is because I cook. That's probably because it's the only interesting thing about me.
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I started prepping my lunches and cooking my dinners from scratch last year, since then I've lost weight and gotten my first girlfriend. So yes, yes it has
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>>8491148
My wife and I cook together all the time. Not only do we get better meals out of it than either of us could make separately, but it's a great way to spend time together.
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I made dinner for my mom once and she didn't like it so I panicked and stabbed myself. Had to go to the hospital and the nurse smiled and talked to me in recovery. It's the only interaction I've had with a girl in years. So, yes.
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>>8491735
reread it retard
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The day I lost my virginity, guacamole was involved, both in the dinner and in the bed.
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>>8491160
Kek you should see my disgusting kitchen
On second thought you shouldnt, just looking at it will give you dhiarrea
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>>8491374
That's OK Hillary I'm sure someday there will be a female president
I hope you are more careful with technology now
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>>8491148
Showing any skill at cooking tends to just devolve into awkwardness.
You have types that view a man cooking better than them as an affront to their very value as a human being, then you have the other end of the spectrum who ID you as a surrogate parent who can continue to allow them to never develop their own life skills. Neither is much fun or healthy and I've had a run in with one who was miraculously both at the same time.

I'm good at candying, and made taffy for a college class one time where everyone was expected to make models for elements of DNA (I wanted mine to all be edible) and the teacher actually exclaimed "oh my god, you can cook". Well fuck you, too. Later she insisted on getting the recipe, so I had to send her an email revealing that one of the ingredients was sexual lubricant. Was sure to wait until my grade was posted beforehand.

Cooked for a girlfriend who's invited her room mate to share in the food. Once again, "oh wow, you can actually cook". Yeah fuck you. She enjoyed it so much she stole the potful while we were busy in another room and gave it away to her own friends at a fucking party she went to. Drama ensues.

One time I fucked up the timing on some pork before I served it. I cut into mine before my fiancé started in, and it was raw at the center, so I said wait don't eat that and took it back after explaining I didn't get it done right. 4 minutes later, done and back on the plate to be eaten. Then they didn't trust the fucking food anymore.

Also god forbid you do something a different way than someone else does, because it's automatically "correcting them" even if you're cooking tonight and they're not.

Basically having any capacity to cook leads to half-insulting acknowledgement, unreasonable standards or resentment.

But that's just my bitter pill, I've heard stories of other people who reap great benefits from being able to cook competently.
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no, but you don't have to care about a bitches' cooking if you know how to cook

most attractive women cant't cook for shit, or else they would be fat
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>>8492232

the day you met your wife I take it, Jeb?
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>>8492294
You are literally getting mad about micro-aggressions. Fucking kill yourself.
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>>8491148
Actually yeah. I got my now ex gf a cookbook and she was really excited about it. We'd cook things together, watch a movie, then fugg

She even sent me an email once about how she wanted to stay at home and cook me simple meals. That's when I discovered my fetish for traditional gender roles

I miss the bitch but she didn't want to move when I got a new job

AAAAAAND I'm sad
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>>8492232
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>>8492369
Kek
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>>8492370
>kill yourself
Is it summer?
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No but it has cucked me

>Bring girl home to make dinner with her
>Parents are home but promised to stay out of the kitchen/stay in their rooms
>We are making a nice Sea Bass with lentils
>Going pretty well, she doesn't seem sexually responsive but not a problem as bass is sexually arousing when eaten
>Almost done cooking
>Dad walks into the room
>'Oh sorry son, I just need to grab some wine'
>Date says hello
>Dad decides to show me up
>'Son are you using my seasonings?'
>Say yes
>He laughs and says 'Heh. Can't make food for a girl without daddy's spices, can't have a date with a girl with daddy's house. Looking at this beautiful girl I just hope he can't make love to a girl without daddy's stuff'
>he winks at her and goes upstairs
>from then she is distracted
>entire dinner she talks about my dad, keeps mentioning him and playing with her hair (he is handsome)
>obviously, no sex for me, she leaves quickly after I tell her dad is with mom upstairs
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>>8492504
if your dad is so alpha how did you grow up to be a pussy?
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Food gifts are a relatively cheap way to court women or keep the ones you have. A Mason jar full of cookies with hearts or something.
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Cooking is the kind of hobby that can keep a girl coming back might have otherwise only been a one night stand but it's NOT the kind of hobby that will get a girl who's on the fence to fuck you.

Macho before the fucking, supportive only after. Remember this.
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>>8492537
Lol isn't it super obvious just from his post?
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>tfw no gf
>want to one day surprise a gf with a bed and breakfast

Has anyone done this before?
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I made the decision to marry my wife due to her cooking... I am not kidding in the least.

I of course love her and think she's beautiful and all the rest, but the fact that she cooks amazingly, does it every meal, and enjoys doing it, was the tipping point where I decided to put a ring on it.
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>>8492378
I'll cook for you anon. Nice, simple ,filled with love French home made meals.
No homo so no fugg tho.
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>>8492553
he didn't use daddy's seasonings obviously
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>>8492576
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>>8491160
w h y are you yelling
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Got me married.
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>>8492504
Nah son you played yo'self
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>>8492619
>HE'S NEVER HEARD OF LOUDPOSTING
OH MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD, YOU HAVE MUCH TO LEARN
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>>8492615
I hope you like cheese ,wine and spending an hour for each meal.
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>>8492294
>one of the ingredients was sexual lubricant.
Post the recipe.
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>>8491265
Kek
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>>8492751
I hope you like waking up in the woods with a bloody condom in your ass
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>>8491737
no... maybe a but alcoholic but it's ok
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>>8491148
>oneGloveOnePotHolder_2of10_WouldNotBang.jpg
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>>8492180
>when does he get here
>he
so she thought you were gay? top kej
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>>8491148
Well I made out with my sister after cooking her dinner.

Not even trolling, was about 4 years ago and we were both recently single and drunk...

But other wise no. But /cooking/ has really helped with my excessive drinking and poor health I'd recommend it to anybody.
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>>8492960
did you grab her boob?
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>>8492960
>Not even trolling, was about 4 years ago and we were both recently single and drunk...
Do you guys just pretend it didn't happen and don't talk about it or what?
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>>8492960
'Murrican siblings and family life, everybody! Mammon bless 'murrica!
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>>8493217
OBSESSED
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>>8491148
I once made a pizza for a girl that was so good she said she could eat it for the rest of her life. It took all of my willpower to not jokingly say something about marriage. It lasted about two months after that. I'd imagine it'd have had a better result if the two of us were generally better together.
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>>8493217
Wait, isn't that more of a monarchy thing?
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>>8492232
>>8492388

>mfw when I made the guacamole comment and also started that reaction pic
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>>8491148

no.

pickup did
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>>8491241
>You pay the girl
>She cooks for you
>She fucks you

How is that that even remotely close to a cuck?
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>>8494115
Don't look at it, anon. It's retarded.
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>>8492619
Cruise control for cool, niggerfaggot
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>>8491148
Yes, took it in the butt.
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>>8494330
I hope you made her some good chili to make it more exciting.
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>>8491148
One time I invited a girl over to cook something when she was being distant and a bitch and then I broke up with her after we ate
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>>8491148
Yeah.
Food is fucking awesome.
She
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>>8491148
The easiest way to pick up bitches in college is to feed their non-cooking broke asses.
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>>8491148
Cooking is gray and a women's shore unless you are a chef
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>>8491148
I'm a cook at a shitty ski resort restaurant. When i tell girls that, they always invite themselves to my apartment so i can cook something for them and then we do it.
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>>8491148
Pretty sure it got me laid a couple of times. Made some desserts I never did before, female colleagues got interested (if you know what I mean)
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>>8491148
Yes, whenever I cooked for girlfriends they liked it.

And then I found out about anime and I don't mess with 3DPD anymore.
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>>8492558
>surprise with a small hotel
Are you special?
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>>8491148

Yes

Yes

>tfw half jap gf cooks You perfect japanese omelet every day
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>>8491284
>>8491191

literally maximum level omega cuck
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>>8494115

>paying for sex
>not being a cuck

Pick one
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>>8491148
I'm kind of an uggo autist, so first impressions are pointless. My secret to life is being nice to people and cooking them good food. Works every time. I also have lots of animal friends, because they don't suspect anything. There's a dynasty of squirrels in the backyard who have been living off my leftovers for a decade. Boys are more complicated, but I found one who can't even manage tendies. So that's a lock.
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>>8495248
Being nice to people isnt hardly a secret, thats what we all do.
Boys arent complicated, food and pussy makes them happy.
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