>Mom says we're having pizza for dinner and asks me what

typical flyovers

Sounds rather flyover to me.

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>not getting goat flyover store pizza

It's Screamin' Sicilian or nothing. I honestly can't understand why anyone would eat anything else.

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>>8490808
>want pizza for dinner
>ask son what kind he wants
>"Red Baron"
>mfw
>Seriously, fucking frozen pizza for dinner? Does this retard think we are a bunch of poorfag flyover idiots?
"No, I meant better pizza like Domino's or little Caesars"
>he gives me this incredulous look as if he actually believes red Baron is better than chain pizza

>get into argument with friend
>he says "dominos is the best pizza"
>I tell him I prefer going to a mom and pop place as its probably fresher and better tasting
>"YOU JUST SAY THAT BECAUSE YOUR FROM NEW YORK"

>2017
>not understanding you can literally get good pizza almost anywhere now

he also claims putting chicken on pizza is "weird"

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>mom wants to order from the good local pizza place
>tell her I want sausage and banana peppers
>she gets fucking green pepper and tomato instead because she thinks it's healthy or some shit
>it comes out soggy af because of all the vegetables