>made chocolate chip blondies from scratch >they taste

>>8490153
>Blondies are made from flour, brown sugar, butter, eggs, baking powder, and vanilla, and may also contain walnuts or pecans.

I don't know what you expected. They're basically super dense pancakes.

Try butterscotch chips for something different I guess.

>>8490167
I was expecting something more like a cookie. I got blondies from the Magnolia bakery in NY and they were like deep-dish cookies.

My guess: not enough brown sugar and butter, too much flour and eggs.

>>8490220
Yeah, I probably did use too much flour. I accidentally spilled extra in after my dog scared me.

>>8490253

Do you have a werewolf for a dog or something?

>>8490253
Why didn't you just fix the ratios?

I'm now imagining you crying over your failure in baking.

>>8490255
I didn't hear him come in and suddenly something was licking my feet.

>>8490266

I hope you weren't too mean to him :3

>>8490273
Nah. I gave him bacon.

>>8490153

either you:

a) fucked something up

b) used a shit recipe

or most likely

c) fucked up a shit recipe

>>8490153

baking is science. do not fuck around. use this recipe next time and remember to buy better butter than usual, it makes a real diff